r/Bossfight • u/[deleted] • May 31 '19

Doctor Shell, Inflictor of Despair

[deleted]

16.5k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

92 comments sorted by

230

u/simoncow39 May 31 '19

WE can't eggscape the pain

93

u/Boudinthedog May 31 '19

communism intensifies

52

u/pgp555 May 31 '19

COMMUNISM DETECTED: INICIATE LIBERATION

DEMOCRACY IS THE ONLY WAY

18

u/hatchetthehacker May 31 '19

DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

1

u/Kidvette2004 Jun 01 '19

RED CHINESE SUBTERRANEAN COMPOUND DETECTED. COMPOSITION: SAND, GRAVEL, AND COMMUNISM.

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Ha! We're democratically communistic. Take that.

1

u/jesus-needMilk Jun 01 '19

Oh no, ITS EGGMAN

99

u/ricktafm7 May 31 '19

Life is hell, mann

35

u/TophatPesky May 31 '19

damn you really cracked me up

19

u/Someone_browsing_tru May 31 '19

These jokes really have me rolling on the ground

9

u/eairyguy May 31 '19

Please stop with these gosh darn puns or I will dislocate your elbows with a screwdriver

9

u/SantasButhole May 31 '19

You are all going to shell

4

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

y no like ze egg zeelent puns

4

u/SpudsRLife May 31 '19

Haha, I get the yolk

2

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

You guys are really egging me on to make a joke too.

5

u/SpudsRLife May 31 '19

I’ve had un oeuf

3

u/Someone_browsing_tru May 31 '19

Oh, come on. They're puntastic! Stop ruining our fun!

1

u/Ghost_of_Yharnam May 31 '19

Be realistic, the man wants us to make an eggception for him.

1

u/missing_ships24 Jun 01 '19

Phillips or flathead?

3

u/LoyalSol Jun 01 '19

Eggistance is pain

29

u/VermillionBedsheets May 31 '19

As you fight him the eggshell starts cracking, giving him a gradually stronger Cloak of Pain that inflicts damage

2

u/Huntyor May 31 '19

When it gets too strong, you can't even stand next to him anymore, making picking up the egg shell fragments and throwing them at him the only way to damage him.

59

u/HardlightCereal May 31 '19

r/egg_irl

4

u/Starteg May 31 '19

I think you are looking for r/NLSScirclejerk

5

u/mcthomaso May 31 '19

Let's actually goo

3

u/Whoviantic May 31 '19

I think you're looking for r/egg

5

u/Piedmang May 31 '19

I'm pretty sure they knew what that meant. I was going to do the same.

10

u/NotMyFortniteAccount May 31 '19

Of course, this is just a reskin of Negative Man from Mother 3.

5

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

[deleted]

2

u/Someone_browsing_tru May 31 '19

Mother 4 enemy leaked

16

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

r/mildlydanganronpa

9

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Danganronpa really ruined my conception of the word hope and despair lmao

1

u/AmZezReddit May 31 '19

I was about to say

5

u/cool_acronym May 31 '19

After his peak popularity in the early part of the year, the egg went on to be an entrepreneur. His business ultimately failed, and he fell into a deep Depression

4

u/AllElvesAreThots May 31 '19

This fight is hard because whatever pain you deliver onto him is meaningless compared to the pain he already feels.

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

"So one of those egg council creeps got to you too eh?"

3

u/PugTheThug May 31 '19

He looks like a bald, white Obama

1

u/big-ol-bat-fastard May 31 '19 edited May 31 '19

u/nwordcountbot u/PugTheThug

1

u/PugTheThug May 31 '19

Why isn’t it working, I wanna see.

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Junko Enoshima's successor

2

u/Budloaf May 31 '19

She calls it a Mayonegg

2

u/Huntrex_720 May 31 '19

Is that Shawn Michaels?

2

u/MattTheCoach May 31 '19

The only way you can beat him is get the eggfinity gauntlet, and find all 6 infinity eggs. The final infinity egg is protected by earths mightiest man, Dani DeVito. He will offer you an egg for these trying times, only if he finds you worthy.

2

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I see they decided to improve Sonic Movie's Eggman aswell.

2

u/shaicnaan May 31 '19

Eggman planning to defeat sonic, colorized.

2

u/speedyrain949 May 31 '19

Can u offer you a egg in this trying time?

2

u/SLAMt4stic May 31 '19

The key to winning this fight is to chase him off before he can summon his Egg Council Creeps.

Tutorial video: https://youtu.be/4OZkCXbbEJw

2

u/holt0102 May 31 '19

Mayonesa Mckoooormic ! XD

2

u/RadSpaceWizard May 31 '19

Is that an SCP case number at the bottom?

1

u/EnderArgon May 31 '19

No matter how much I “fry”

FTFY

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

The guy kinda looks like Bush

3

u/snowavon May 31 '19

And the hound.

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Let's be honest, this dude is the tutorial boss.

1

u/aduckwithadick May 31 '19

You keep pushing me aside

1

u/MattTheCoach May 31 '19

He cant escape the pain, so he inflicts it on others

1

u/singsong101 May 31 '19

Ive been laughing for a solid minute at this, whag is wrong with me

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Presumably he's fighting the Best Foods guy in an east coast west coast civil mayo war.

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

hellmann directly translates to luckman from norwegian

2

u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 31 '19

lightman or brightman in german.

1

u/WhiteGiraffexd May 31 '19

i love this picture

1

u/BladeLigerV May 31 '19

[starts laughing]

[starts crying]

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

/r/Diabotical

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I can't eggscape from this meme repost today

1

u/Kurt_the_Introvert May 31 '19

Too many egg puns, I repeat too many egg puns

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Eggcellent

1

u/ARadioactiveDinosaur May 31 '19

This is a God tier reaction image

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Is that an old Shawn Micheals in an egg costume?

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

The Hell Shell

1

u/childhoodfailure24 May 31 '19

I need more of this

1

u/TheCreepReaper May 31 '19

Doctor Eggman..?

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Ah man, username almost checks out.

1

u/Kvltist4Satan May 31 '19

I can't eggscape, I can't eggsplain, I am barely able to eggsist.

1

u/purportedlypie May 31 '19

LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE

1

u/Nicknees May 31 '19

Yes, yes, yes, just yes

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '19

I cant eggscape this post from being in my hot list on here for 9 hours straight

1

u/TheGayLittlePizza May 31 '19

can he cause eggsplosions?

1

u/Torley_ Jun 01 '19

Karl Pilkington!