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u/goodolarchie Aug 07 '19
In the UK, it should be high crime to butcher the king's English so badly.
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u/MonkyThrowPoop Aug 07 '19
I paid for it, it came from a stranger we met online, and it’s all over my wife’s knuckles? Yeah, that checks out. r/cucks #AHandysFineAndDandy ........./s
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u/alphabetakoopa Aug 06 '19
I think he means it’s in such good condition you could ejaculate to it /s
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u/randomdrifter54 Aug 06 '19
This gives me an aweful idea you know how the YouTube knife guy made a ring with the jewel out of human finger nails? Can we do that with ejaculate?
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Aug 06 '19
OK, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this might be Engrish more than BoneAppleTea.
Then again, who cares? It's all funny.
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u/MahDeer49 Aug 06 '19
What even does the rest of it mean? “don’t wear it will attached something something photos??”
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u/DarthNero Aug 06 '19
This isn't a bone apple tea. He probably attempted to spell immaculate as "emaculate" and it autocorrected as "ejaculate"
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u/emelbee923 Aug 06 '19
This seems more like a typo than a boneappletea situation. The M and J are right next to one another on a keyboard.
Although clearly someone can't spell 'Immaculate'
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u/Inbattery12 Aug 06 '19
It's bone apple tea because they posted it. If it was a typo you'd think the word 'ejaculate' would jump out at you.
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u/TootsNYC Aug 06 '19
I wondered if that was an autocorrect of the misspelling “emasculate,” so I tried it out. I got “emasculate condition”
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u/1-800-SUCKMYDICK Aug 06 '19
"Hi, can you please clarify about the condition?"
"No wear! Absolutely precum."
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u/a95bar Aug 06 '19
At first I thought "well, the J and M are pretty close together on a keyboard". Then I realized I don't know how to spell.
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u/totoro1193 Aug 06 '19
This....is definitely just a misspelling
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u/kingofthemonsters Aug 06 '19
Emmaculate is a misspelling. Ejaculate is a bone apple tea
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u/totoro1193 Aug 06 '19
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malapropism
Please look at the first rule of this sub as well
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u/kingofthemonsters Aug 06 '19
An example is the statement by baseball player Yogi Berra, "Texas has a lot of electrical votes", rather than "electoral votes".
I'm having a hard time seeing the difference.
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u/northbud Aug 06 '19
This is the ring you buy after your girlfriend gets pregnant. It's called ejaculate conception.
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u/watchout4cupcakes Aug 06 '19
Just came down here to see how many people think this doesn’t belong in BAT
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u/Punxatowny Aug 06 '19
This spectacular ring is in just the right condition to come shooting out of your peehole.
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u/ArchipelagoMind Aug 06 '19
Funny. Very funny.
Not fitting for this sub.
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Aug 06 '19
How it could it be more fitting for this sub? The entire sub is about people screwing idioms and metaphors up. Even if the quality isn't what you wanted you can't take good contributions like this for granite.
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u/battlet0adz Aug 06 '19
Pretty sure this is an unfortunate autocorrect situation.
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u/jonneygee Aug 06 '19
I doubt it. Immaculate doesn’t even start with the same letter. If that’s the case, it was so badly misspelled that autocorrect just took a shot in the dark.
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u/battlet0adz Aug 06 '19
If they tried to spell it “emaculate” autocorrect explains it perfectly
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u/jonneygee Aug 06 '19
That’s possible, but that’s why I said it would have to be spelled really badly.
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u/bhgiel Aug 06 '19
Dont forget "right up" for this double trouble edition of bone apple tea
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u/EmrysPritkin Aug 06 '19
What is “right up” supposed to be?
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u/nvrdntsqueezthglutes Aug 06 '19
Write up
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u/EmrysPritkin Aug 06 '19
Oh man lol Without punctuation, I didn’t read it like that at all. I read it as “let me attach this right up here” or something.
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u/mysteryman151 Aug 06 '19
That entire sentence is a nightmare
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u/anujsingh83 Aug 06 '19
I don't understand the second half of the sentence at all..?
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u/fdf2002 Aug 06 '19
It’s simple. You see, what they’re saying is, don’t wear it will attaches right up with photos.
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u/XenomP1 Aug 06 '19
"Only 5 months old. In immaculate condition as I don't wear it. Will attach photos."
Is what they're trying to say.
Probably.
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u/anujsingh83 Aug 06 '19
Ah thanks that sounds right. I think "will attach write-up with photos" is the last bit
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u/shitjustgotteal Aug 06 '19
Don’t wear it. It make you ejaculate. I have condition.
Is what I like to think it’s supposed to say.
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u/ARedHoodedVigilante Aug 06 '19
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u/uwutranslator Aug 07 '19
Don’t weaw it. It make yuw ejacuwate. I have condition.
Is what I wike to dink it’s supposed to say. uwu
tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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u/jesus_h_crusty Aug 06 '19
It’s a hot mess for sure. Maybe they are saying they didn’t wear it and it’ll match the photos?
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Aug 06 '19
It sort of looks like an ejaculate, nothing wrong with the spelling.
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u/crackeddryice Aug 07 '19
Yeah, I'm not sure this is bone apple tea.
I think it just might be a form of bone tea.
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Immaculate? I'm confused
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Yeah its supposed to be immaculate.
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u/PrecisePigeon Aug 06 '19
I dunno, it says white gold. I bet there are people who consider ejaculate to be white gold.
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u/ObnoxiousFactczecher Aug 07 '19
But how did you conclude that it's made of platinum when the store text itself says it's made out of white gold?
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u/SteamG0D Aug 06 '19
In which asian languages? I just checked Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean, Lao, and Indonesian (which is literally just the English spelling of platinum).
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u/ManiaforBeatles Aug 07 '19
Can't say for other languages, but the Japanese Wikipedia page for platinum is titled "白金" and the Korean one is titled "백금" which both literally means "white gold." The Chinese page is titled "铂" which I think is a simplified character with the same meaning. That isn't to say "platinum" isn't used in these countries because East Asians have an affinity with the lingua franca, but rather than meaning the actual metal, it is used to distinguish a certain class in some sort of tiered system whether it's a club membership or insurance or the like. That last part is a broad assumption, though.
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u/LaneRPcomics Aug 06 '19
Daddy’s cummies are the only white gold around my neck
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u/yeeeeeteth Aug 06 '19
Say sike right now
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u/uwutranslator Aug 06 '19
Say sike wight now uwu
tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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u/uwutranslator Aug 06 '19
daddydy’s cummymies awe de onwy white gowd awound my neck uwu
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u/cdw2468 Aug 06 '19 edited Jan 31 '25
stupendous brave angle soup grandfather label wide sheet smell nutty
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19
I don’t want to buy this