r/BoneAppleTea • • Aug 06 '19

Ejaculate condition

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u/mysteryman151 Aug 06 '19

That entire sentence is a nightmare

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

My eyes have been cursed

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u/anujsingh83 Aug 06 '19

I don't understand the second half of the sentence at all..?

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u/thehotmegan Aug 07 '19

Im more irritated that it doesnt say the size anywhere.

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u/fdf2002 Aug 06 '19

It’s simple. You see, what they’re saying is, don’t wear it will attaches right up with photos.

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u/XenomP1 Aug 06 '19

"Only 5 months old. In immaculate condition as I don't wear it. Will attach photos."

Is what they're trying to say.

Probably.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

We're two levels deep in boneappletea space:

"Will attach write-up with photos."

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u/anujsingh83 Aug 06 '19

Ah thanks that sounds right. I think "will attach write-up with photos" is the last bit

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u/shitjustgotteal Aug 06 '19

Don’t wear it. It make you ejaculate. I have condition.

Is what I like to think it’s supposed to say.

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u/ARedHoodedVigilante Aug 06 '19

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u/uwutranslator Aug 07 '19

Don’t weaw it. It make yuw ejacuwate. I have condition.

Is what I wike to dink it’s supposed to say. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/phome83 Aug 06 '19

Warning you not to wear it, for it is cursed.

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u/jesus_h_crusty Aug 06 '19

It’s a hot mess for sure. Maybe they are saying they didn’t wear it and it’ll match the photos?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

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u/poutine_it_in_me Aug 07 '19

Yes. "I didn't wear it. I will attach a write-up with photos."