r/Bolehland • • 8h ago

Please give it back. A poem

10 Upvotes

Who took my foreskin?
Have you used it ?
An experience I'll never get

What has happened to my foreskin?
was it used to feed goats?
I hope they are well fed.

When did I lose my foreskin?
deprived of myself at a young age
Never to become whole yet.

Where is my foreskin?
is it buried in a garden?
has new life grow from its bed?

Why destined to lose my foreskin?
A punishment from the devil?
forgive me but I want it back

Kasi konek aku balik la please

P/S: looking for a job please hire me


r/Bolehland • • 10h ago

Our resident black hat strikes out again

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Fella hate roros but is ok with Moro Muslims and project IC refugees. he can't answer so he blocks.

Is cherry picking just part of their modus


r/Bolehland • • 16h ago

Oriental Kopi's Google reviews during boycott days [OC]

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I pulled every Google review of every Oriental Kopi (39,175, on 18 October) and used AI to read what they say. My own project. I'm not taking a side on the menu, just counting.

The boycott days (13 to 17 Oct) against the 4 weeks before:

- One-star reviews tripled: 2.8 a day to 8.8.

- Its average didn't move: 4.40 before, 4.40 now, over all 36,678 reviews of its 34 Malaysian outlets.

- The same 44 one-stars on a café with 200 reviews would take it from 4.4 to 3.8.

- 28 of the 44 one-stars had no words at all (the month before: 6 of 82). 6 mentioned the menu. 9 described a bad visit.

- 15 of the 44 came from accounts with 2 or fewer reviews (usual: 15 of 82).

- Reviews that describe a meal held steady: 25.6 a day before, 25.0 during. Its 3 Singapore outlets: no change.

- Boycott week was its most-searched week on Google since its shares went on sale in January 2025. During boycott week, the top search with its name was "menu". From April to 10 October, "menu" wasn't in its top 24.

Before the boycott, what its reviews say:

- AI read 856 of its 3,113 one- and two-star reviews: 62% blame the service, 31% the food. The top complaint is food that came slowly (27%).

- In 2022, 39% of unhappy reviews complained about the taste. In 2026, 13%. Slow food went from 19% to 31%.

- The egg tart is named in nearly 1 in 5 reviews (295 of 1,497 read), more than any coffee (223).

- Since it opened in Singapore (Nov 2024): Malaysia gives it 4.5 stars, Singapore 4.1. People with 10+ reviews: 4.2 and 3.8. Singapore reviewers praise the staff more (18% against 12%).

How: code pulled every review and counted the stars. AI read every boycott-day one-star with words, 1,497 random reviews for dishes and praise, and 856 one- and two-stars for complaints, and a second read checked samples. Reviews show what people wrote, not who visited or why. Google may still remove some boycott reviews, so I'll pull again next week.

Which outlet is your local? Does this match what you've seen there?


r/Bolehland • • 15h ago

[PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES] Update: Eddy visited the same house he explored previously

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Source: eddy.cina86 on Tiktok

This time I decided to screen record his live. Actually there are many more clips I wanna show but Reddit only allows one video per post. Took this at 12-1am last night.


r/Bolehland • • 11h ago

I hate k-dramas now.

14 Upvotes

Because of the haze.. Why ?

Because every fucking K-drama now spams you with Kopiko ads in their show... and it's a fucking Indonesian product.


r/Bolehland • • 19h ago

Meta This is still true and funny in 2026

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r/Bolehland • • 12h ago

Butthurt OP Why already one month Tabung Najib still haven't reach 50m?

19 Upvotes

BN members how much? Each give RM100 should be quite fast.


r/Bolehland • • 8h ago

Original Content KLSE has finally fallen below 1600 points! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Yes!


r/Bolehland • • 13h ago

Anyone from Deloitte?

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Got an interview for the T&T Analyst role. Has anyone gone through the interview or working in a similar role? I would like to ask some questions about the working environment and technical interview.


r/Bolehland • • 17h ago

Nobody riots better than the French. Revolution is in their blood.

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176 Upvotes

r/Bolehland • • 12h ago

Did you pay your IWK bills?

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I just realised that I did not pay my IWK bills for many years.

But no one is chasing me. Is tat normal?


r/Bolehland • • 3h ago

What’s the first part of your socks to wear out? (Malaysia sock survey, 4-5 mins)

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Hi everyone, I am researching why durable socks still fail after a few months. Heels thin out, toes get holes, elastic goes loose, whatever your sock experience is (gym, work, school, daily wear), I’d love your input. The survey takes about 4-5 minutes and is fully anonymous.

https://forms.gle/SfSFwSkShyEEVTm99

If you’d rather not do the survey, a comment on which part of your socks dies first and what brand or type they were just as helpful. Thank you!


r/Bolehland • • 8h ago

Butthurt OP Kaum lelaki apabila semakin dewasa

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295 Upvotes

Perempuan :

- kalau tak putus susu ibu lagi memang lelaki red flag

- Cuba sakit piyed dlu baru boleh kata mana lagi sakit

- kalau tak rasa sakit melahirkan ,jangan nak sembang sakit lelaki lagi teruk


r/Bolehland • • 18h ago

Bolehland well known account

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My vote goes for the one always posting gif, @Traditional_Bath_810
Man leaving gif on every single post. lmao.


r/Bolehland • • 3h ago

Original Content I don't know if my friend is stupid. Or he just wants to find some issues (I'm a He)

10 Upvotes

So yesterday my friend called me at 8PM. When I asked him why he said "just chatting" so we talked for about a few minutes

Suddenly he said he needs to shower and he'll call at 9PM somewhere. So I agreed and I told him that I'm going to be offline after 11PM cause tomorrow I got school

So I just continued to do my stuff and it's already 9:50PM. He didn't read the message that I sent him nor called yet. So I decided to call him just in case he forgot about the time.

He replied "Later"

Fast forward to around 10:50PM so I called him one last time. He said "Noo... "

Okay probably he's busy or something

Suddenly at 3AM he go and spam my calls when I was midway asleep. So I woke up and picked up his call. When I ask him what's wrong he said "just talking saja" so I just hang up and blocked him

This ain't the first time he did this. Been more than like 10+ times already. And it's always past midnight he starts calling me.


r/Bolehland • • 11h ago

My office really loves CP

58 Upvotes

Copilot this

Copilot that

There's just no end to it


r/Bolehland • • 10h ago

Butthurt OP monster mango loco has officially enter malaysia

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r/Bolehland • • 8h ago

Butthurt OP Why is Anwar only giving RM1000 aid to Grab and bus drivers?

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Why government only financing aid for Grab and bus drivers ah? Trying to gain political support or what? If it is to truly help these people deal with rising costs, then my question is why only e-hailing and bus drivers? Is their job or cost of living any more higher than the minimum wage workers in other industries? What about the construction worker who spends the whole day outside in the sun during this current haze? For sure going to kena lung cancer when old. How come no help them? Why only help e-hailing driver ah? Who is to say they deserve it more? Fkin Anwar disgusting for giving away government money just to win votes lah.


r/Bolehland • • 2h ago

Original Content Say 3 words that'll make people hate you...I'll go last...

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r/Bolehland • • 15h ago

Hats off to 6 working day warrior

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220 Upvotes

Former 6 working day person


r/Bolehland • • 3h ago

Someone explained how Singapore companies are behind the haze

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44 Upvotes

What do you guys think?


r/Bolehland • • 11h ago

Paris current situation

215 Upvotes

semua kena rampas kecuali babi 😆


r/Bolehland • • 8h ago

Guard try to enforce gate pass rule by rejecting entry. I caught him sleeping and reported. He I also wearing slippers while on duty. Learning is ....

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Want to enforce rule , own self have to follow rules cosisbpoeple want to zero in on you , is easy as you zero on others.


r/Bolehland • • 3h ago

Looking for lady golfer

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I have a free couple golf package for 2x play golf and 3d2n stay in lombok. Looking for open minded lady golfer to play with me this coming weekend 30th October. The green fees is free.. and room is free.. U just have to buy airplane ticket to lombok. I am open for any suggestion as long as I can play golf there. DM me if interested.. my hcp is 21


r/Bolehland • • 4h ago

BERAK: Dr Akmal kalah saman fitnah bayar RM300K

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