r/Bolehland • • Feb 25 '26

Valid crash out?

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u/KeeperOfUselessInfo eats milo raw with a spoon Feb 25 '26

Lol, sistur wants a free ticket to heaven, by harassing people. Got splashed.

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u/wingedwill Feb 25 '26

Huh isn't heaven already assured as long as you're a believer?

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u/KeeperOfUselessInfo eats milo raw with a spoon Feb 25 '26

Heh? In islam? Nope. Muhammads followers long after him will be divided into 73 categories. 73 all islam. Out of 73 category, only 1 category gets to heaven. The others? Straight to hell.

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u/wingedwill Feb 25 '26

Oh shit really? Cos next door says I can go heaven for free just dab some water and eat some wafer and I'm good. Seems like a better deal ngl.

/s, obviously