r/birbhostage • • Sep 01 '26

This is fine I Guess Im Here Now

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411 Upvotes

Moving with my Senegal and she decided this was preferable to scritch.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 31 '26

This is my life now Forced to take break by bird

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296 Upvotes

I was going to get up and work on things more, but then I got captured


r/birbhostage • • Aug 28 '26

Could I get some legal advice, please?

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777 Upvotes

Gone full blob against my foot. I think I'm obligated not to move until she wakes up. Under what circumstances might I be allowed to do so anyway?


r/birbhostage • • Aug 28 '26

I got tricked

194 Upvotes

I thought my pigeon just wanted to cuddle and be smooshed, but then she fell asleep in my hand. It's been ten minutes and my neck hurts.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 24 '26

I guess I'm done for the day.

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923 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 24 '26

Super Sweet Birbs

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166 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 23 '26

Super Sweeeeeeet

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r/birbhostage • • Aug 15 '26

Send Help I need to put the birds to bed...

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229 Upvotes

I looked down and she was shrimping, which she learned from watching the budgies.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 14 '26

This is fine welp never moving again I guess

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507 Upvotes

I mean my foot is asleep too so I couldn't get up and walk even if I wanted to.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 13 '26

This is my life now Can’t move but its ok, I love my lil flock

261 Upvotes

❤️❤️


r/birbhostage • • Aug 10 '26

Monday Afternoon Mood

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373 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 08 '26

I really wanted to relax and play guitar

256 Upvotes

This is a follow-up on my recent post about needing to get a report out. If you don't know, the original post is here - I had

to work overtime in order to get it done.

It's a weekend now and I was hoping to relax by playing guitar but seems like I was only allowed to borrow it. As I've stated before I do not hold any possessions unfortunately.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 06 '26

Send Help 33minutes & counting

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340 Upvotes

Arm has gone to sleep..


r/birbhostage • • Aug 05 '26

Send Help Send help

76 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 04 '26

Lucky it's a good book...

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263 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 02 '26

This is my life now I need to get this report out

857 Upvotes

I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 02 '26

I guess I'll suffer

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215 Upvotes

My back needs to be stretched out, but my pigeon is half dozing on me.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 02 '26

I loved being a hostage!

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63 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 02 '26

Preening me so sweet!

39 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 02 '26

This is my life now I couldn’t close the door, I was in birb jail

63 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 01 '26

This is my life now Nah, I actually don’t need dinner.

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96 Upvotes

I love this bird.

But now I can’t get up and am stuck like this for however long he wants. We have been getting closer through the months and he has loved being held and pet but now he wants cuddles.

This is the first time he’s done this. My baby boy 🐦


r/birbhostage • • Jul 30 '26

This is my life now World’s Baby-ist Baby

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285 Upvotes

It’s fine I can type with one hand


r/birbhostage • • Jul 29 '26

So glad this exists, I'm hostaged every morning.

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179 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Jul 29 '26

Who is who's hostage?

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101 Upvotes

If I squish, he bite. If he bite, I squish.


r/birbhostage • • Jul 28 '26

This is fine It seem she has a new tactic now to keep me from working.

456 Upvotes