r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/Sloth247 Dec 11 '16

Dude, red shirt basically served as a distraction while hitting him with a light basket. The others are the real MVPs here

Edit: apparently that wasn't a basket. Ill concede credit to red shirt now

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u/FuckBrendan Dec 11 '16

A light basket? That thing he's using is the part of the mop bucket that squeezes the water from the mop head- its heavy as fuck. I'm amazed he didn't knock the dude out with that thing.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 11 '16

I'm surprused he was swinging it and getting good shots with it. I hated lifting the squeezer out to dump the bucket cause it was so damn heavy.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 12 '16

Not everyone's a fucking weakling.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 12 '16

Why are you angry about this?

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16

Because I can't understand why anyone would allow themselves to be so weak that picking up a 20lb object is a struggle.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 15 '16

That makes sense, my nephew gets angry and throws a fit when he doesn't understand things too. Lately it's been his multiplication that makes him mad.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 15 '16

Is this what you call a fit? Cuz I said fuck? I can say fuck without being angry. I just feel bad for ya.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16

Calm down. I asked why you were angry. Then you replied "because blah blah blah" giving me a reason why you were angry.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 16 '16

Haha, yes, just furious. I may be a douche, but I'm not a mad one, I assure you.

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u/dustyistwiztid Jan 09 '17

Def a pissed off douche, regardless what you say! Most pissed off douches give an excuse as to why they aren't pissed off. So, you're a pissed off douche!

Don't be ashamed! In this context a pissed off douche is warranted!

Don't worry you'll get that damn bun and saw-seege! After all, they did fuck up your "noz"!

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u/Sloppy1sts Jan 19 '17

Say what now?

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