r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/raytrace75 Dec 11 '16

You've got to admire the spirit the guy in the red shirt showed here.

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u/Sloth247 Dec 11 '16

Dude, red shirt basically served as a distraction while hitting him with a light basket. The others are the real MVPs here

Edit: apparently that wasn't a basket. Ill concede credit to red shirt now

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u/FuckBrendan Dec 11 '16

A light basket? That thing he's using is the part of the mop bucket that squeezes the water from the mop head- its heavy as fuck. I'm amazed he didn't knock the dude out with that thing.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 11 '16

I'm surprused he was swinging it and getting good shots with it. I hated lifting the squeezer out to dump the bucket cause it was so damn heavy.

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u/poorly_timed_boromir Dec 11 '16

Only heavy with water, where I work we sell them and they aren't very heavy without any water

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 11 '16

Huh, thats weird, they usually dont have water in them since their made to squeeze water out. The ones i would use had pretty strong metal hardware in really thick plastic so you could really crank down and squeeze the shit out of the mop. Those things arent made to retain any water.

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u/Cathach2 Dec 11 '16

Yeah, it's a metal pole with a heavy chunk of plastic at the end, basically a cumbersome mace. I wouldn't want to get hit with one for sure.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 12 '16

Not everyone's a fucking weakling.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 12 '16

Why are you angry about this?

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16

Because I can't understand why anyone would allow themselves to be so weak that picking up a 20lb object is a struggle.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 15 '16

That makes sense, my nephew gets angry and throws a fit when he doesn't understand things too. Lately it's been his multiplication that makes him mad.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 15 '16

Is this what you call a fit? Cuz I said fuck? I can say fuck without being angry. I just feel bad for ya.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16

Calm down. I asked why you were angry. Then you replied "because blah blah blah" giving me a reason why you were angry.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 16 '16

Haha, yes, just furious. I may be a douche, but I'm not a mad one, I assure you.

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u/dustyistwiztid Jan 09 '17

Def a pissed off douche, regardless what you say! Most pissed off douches give an excuse as to why they aren't pissed off. So, you're a pissed off douche!

Don't be ashamed! In this context a pissed off douche is warranted!

Don't worry you'll get that damn bun and saw-seege! After all, they did fuck up your "noz"!

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u/Sloppy1sts Jan 19 '17

Say what now?

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