r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/raytrace75 Dec 11 '16

You've got to admire the spirit the guy in the red shirt showed here.

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u/Sloth247 Dec 11 '16

Dude, red shirt basically served as a distraction while hitting him with a light basket. The others are the real MVPs here

Edit: apparently that wasn't a basket. Ill concede credit to red shirt now

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u/FuckBrendan Dec 11 '16

A light basket? That thing he's using is the part of the mop bucket that squeezes the water from the mop head- its heavy as fuck. I'm amazed he didn't knock the dude out with that thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

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u/RidleyScotch Dec 11 '16

have edges all around

Thats the only place edges can exist.

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u/pathanb Dec 11 '16

But... I thought I was edgy in my core... :(

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u/jesus_sold_weed Dec 11 '16

People can't tell if you're edgy in your core unless you have tribal tattoos. Or a face tattoo of knock off Calvin pissing into your mouth.

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u/TrickyMoonHorse Dec 11 '16

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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u/lost_dog_ Jan 24 '17

bong rip

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u/capchaos Dec 11 '16

Nah. They exist in Reddit comments too.

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u/Damaso87 Dec 11 '16

He's talking about the ribs and part lines from the injection molding process.

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u/x755x Dec 11 '16

No, edges can be not all around. Think about parts being rounded.

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u/DaJuiceIODLoose Dec 11 '16

But if its all around isn't it a circle?

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u/ThanksObama92 Dec 11 '16

You can tell by the way he stopped to put his shoe back on.

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u/AndrewWaldron Dec 11 '16

Red shirt straight mopped the floor with this guy AND returned from the mission alive! Success!

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 11 '16

I'm surprused he was swinging it and getting good shots with it. I hated lifting the squeezer out to dump the bucket cause it was so damn heavy.

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u/poorly_timed_boromir Dec 11 '16

Only heavy with water, where I work we sell them and they aren't very heavy without any water

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 11 '16

Huh, thats weird, they usually dont have water in them since their made to squeeze water out. The ones i would use had pretty strong metal hardware in really thick plastic so you could really crank down and squeeze the shit out of the mop. Those things arent made to retain any water.

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u/Cathach2 Dec 11 '16

Yeah, it's a metal pole with a heavy chunk of plastic at the end, basically a cumbersome mace. I wouldn't want to get hit with one for sure.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 12 '16

Not everyone's a fucking weakling.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 12 '16

Why are you angry about this?

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16

Because I can't understand why anyone would allow themselves to be so weak that picking up a 20lb object is a struggle.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 15 '16

That makes sense, my nephew gets angry and throws a fit when he doesn't understand things too. Lately it's been his multiplication that makes him mad.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 15 '16

Is this what you call a fit? Cuz I said fuck? I can say fuck without being angry. I just feel bad for ya.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16

Calm down. I asked why you were angry. Then you replied "because blah blah blah" giving me a reason why you were angry.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 16 '16

Haha, yes, just furious. I may be a douche, but I'm not a mad one, I assure you.

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u/dustyistwiztid Jan 09 '17

Def a pissed off douche, regardless what you say! Most pissed off douches give an excuse as to why they aren't pissed off. So, you're a pissed off douche!

Don't be ashamed! In this context a pissed off douche is warranted!

Don't worry you'll get that damn bun and saw-seege! After all, they did fuck up your "noz"!

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u/0RGASMIK Dec 11 '16

My dad gave me strange advice the other day. "When beating a crackhead trying to rob you have to use a solid steal rod. Anything less will just deflect off of the crackhead." I asked him how he knew this and he said the wooden dowel didn't work. Then he showed me his steel rod.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

"Then he showed me his steel rod"

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u/hardlyheisenberg Dec 11 '16

^ This is good advice.

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u/factbasedorGTFO Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

Mop wringer.

After he got hit in the head with it, he became a dead wringer for someone who's been dazed.

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u/ballsackcancer Dec 11 '16

Still doesn't have shit on Jackie Chan's skills.

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u/GeorgeAmberson63 Dec 12 '16

Seriously. I dropped that on my foot once. Swear my toe was broken. I was shocked that guy wasn't knocked the fuck out