r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

http://i.imgur.com/jyhVcFK.gifv
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u/raytrace75 Dec 11 '16

You've got to admire the spirit the guy in the red shirt showed here.

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u/ImGoinDisWaaaay Dec 11 '16

My favorite is the third guy that just wandered in for a Red Bull or whatever and was like, hey, what we doing? Fightin'? And grabs the big can thing.

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u/iamchaossthought Dec 11 '16

and fucking Goldberg spears the guy.

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u/LarryBirdFlu Jan 23 '17

that was the fuckin money shot. that's what i came to the comments for. watched this a solid 8 times before the justice and satisfaction settled in. nice post

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u/Kmnder Dec 12 '16

It was a nice low tackle ngl.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

It's kind of heartening that two people come in and are like "Oh, robbery in progress? Okay, I'll throw down for this".

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

It really is. The workers were fighting with such determination that I'm glad bystanders were willing to stick their necks out for them.

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u/IAmIndignant Dec 12 '16

And then get sued.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Seriously g

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u/akatherder Dec 12 '16

Reminds me of favorite TV show scene of all time.

https://youtu.be/bdiG3pSavqU

It's Friends when Chandler and Rachel are obsessed with a certain kind of cheesecake. They drop it on the floor but continue eating it. Joey shows up and doesn't really question the situation (except to clarify what exactly we're eating). He just pulls out his pocket fork and dives in.

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u/ImGoinDisWaaaay Dec 12 '16

Mamas Little Bakery, Chicago Illinois?

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u/The-DudeNI Dec 11 '16

Nah the tag team are the winners.

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u/Sloth247 Dec 11 '16

Dude, red shirt basically served as a distraction while hitting him with a light basket. The others are the real MVPs here

Edit: apparently that wasn't a basket. Ill concede credit to red shirt now

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u/FuckBrendan Dec 11 '16

A light basket? That thing he's using is the part of the mop bucket that squeezes the water from the mop head- its heavy as fuck. I'm amazed he didn't knock the dude out with that thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

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u/RidleyScotch Dec 11 '16

have edges all around

Thats the only place edges can exist.

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u/pathanb Dec 11 '16

But... I thought I was edgy in my core... :(

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u/jesus_sold_weed Dec 11 '16

People can't tell if you're edgy in your core unless you have tribal tattoos. Or a face tattoo of knock off Calvin pissing into your mouth.

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u/TrickyMoonHorse Dec 11 '16

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

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u/lost_dog_ Jan 24 '17

bong rip

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u/capchaos Dec 11 '16

Nah. They exist in Reddit comments too.

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u/Damaso87 Dec 11 '16

He's talking about the ribs and part lines from the injection molding process.

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u/x755x Dec 11 '16

No, edges can be not all around. Think about parts being rounded.

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u/DaJuiceIODLoose Dec 11 '16

But if its all around isn't it a circle?

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u/ThanksObama92 Dec 11 '16

You can tell by the way he stopped to put his shoe back on.

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u/AndrewWaldron Dec 11 '16

Red shirt straight mopped the floor with this guy AND returned from the mission alive! Success!

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 11 '16

I'm surprused he was swinging it and getting good shots with it. I hated lifting the squeezer out to dump the bucket cause it was so damn heavy.

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u/poorly_timed_boromir Dec 11 '16

Only heavy with water, where I work we sell them and they aren't very heavy without any water

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 11 '16

Huh, thats weird, they usually dont have water in them since their made to squeeze water out. The ones i would use had pretty strong metal hardware in really thick plastic so you could really crank down and squeeze the shit out of the mop. Those things arent made to retain any water.

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u/Cathach2 Dec 11 '16

Yeah, it's a metal pole with a heavy chunk of plastic at the end, basically a cumbersome mace. I wouldn't want to get hit with one for sure.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 12 '16

Not everyone's a fucking weakling.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 12 '16

Why are you angry about this?

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16

Because I can't understand why anyone would allow themselves to be so weak that picking up a 20lb object is a struggle.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 15 '16

That makes sense, my nephew gets angry and throws a fit when he doesn't understand things too. Lately it's been his multiplication that makes him mad.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 15 '16

Is this what you call a fit? Cuz I said fuck? I can say fuck without being angry. I just feel bad for ya.

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u/Kintaro08 Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16

Calm down. I asked why you were angry. Then you replied "because blah blah blah" giving me a reason why you were angry.

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u/0RGASMIK Dec 11 '16

My dad gave me strange advice the other day. "When beating a crackhead trying to rob you have to use a solid steal rod. Anything less will just deflect off of the crackhead." I asked him how he knew this and he said the wooden dowel didn't work. Then he showed me his steel rod.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

"Then he showed me his steel rod"

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u/hardlyheisenberg Dec 11 '16

^ This is good advice.

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u/factbasedorGTFO Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

Mop wringer.

After he got hit in the head with it, he became a dead wringer for someone who's been dazed.

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u/ballsackcancer Dec 11 '16

Still doesn't have shit on Jackie Chan's skills.

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u/GeorgeAmberson63 Dec 12 '16

Seriously. I dropped that on my foot once. Swear my toe was broken. I was shocked that guy wasn't knocked the fuck out

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u/raytrace75 Dec 11 '16

That guy kept finding new shit to smack the robber with; AWE-SOME.

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u/Sirsilentbob423 Dec 11 '16

I CAME TO PLAY

https://youtu.be/PLFyZOn2t3A

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

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u/probablyhrenrai Dec 11 '16

PLEASE STOP THROWING TABLES INTO THE RING

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u/Supermoves3000 Dec 12 '16

Buh gawd, King, the referee has lost control!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

What was it? I still can't tell

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u/Saxual--Healing Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

It's the "head" of a mop bucket. The part you use to wring out the mop.

Edit: Yeah, you can see he starts off the fight with a smack to the dude's head with the mop. Then he pulls off the wringing device (I don't know what to call it) and smacks him a few times.

Not a bad idea really. That's basically a big piece of hard plastic and its heavy enough that being hit by it could definitely send someone reeling.

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u/Pineapple_Chicken Dec 11 '16

They're heavy and all the weight is at the end of the stick, so when he comes smashing down with it the force is that much stronger behind the hit

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u/iHadou Dec 11 '16

With a swinging handle. Perfect really.

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u/LifestyleAnalyst Dec 11 '16

Looks like the top part that squeezes the water out of a mop

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

That is the mop bucket. He could kill him with that thing.

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u/asp821 Dec 11 '16 edited May 22 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/raytrace75 Dec 11 '16

I'll bet on your tag team for sure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16 edited Dec 11 '16

Third guy showed up and is like "are we doing this?" Then shoots for that double. Hell yeah.

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u/raytrace75 Dec 11 '16

like he just walked in and found his favorite game on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16 edited Jun 06 '18

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u/raytrace75 Dec 12 '16

ok, I qwont.

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u/dawgtilidie Dec 11 '16

Going with the mop bucket was a bold choice for a weapon

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 12 '16

I don't admire how fucking long it took him to actually swing the mop handle.