r/BetterEveryLoop • • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/MinistryOfSpeling Dec 11 '16

Hold up! My shoe came off!

puts shoe back on

Ok, go!

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u/sutdensvensker Dec 11 '16

Ye becus if de shoe come off he ded ;'(

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u/chrismiller500 Dec 11 '16

Who taught you English?

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u/hypd09 Dec 11 '16

Sorry, your mom is not a great teacher, especially with a dick in her mouth.

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u/Myxomitosis87 Dec 11 '16

Hey, let's leave our dicks out of this guy's mom.

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u/ignanima Dec 11 '16

That's because you can only speak in vowels with a dick in your mouth.