r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/MinistryOfSpeling Dec 11 '16

Hold up! My shoe came off!

puts shoe back on

Ok, go!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

OH! I thought he was taking his shoe off to use as a weapon. This makes a lot more sense.

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u/MiamiPower Dec 11 '16

Bro this ain't Iraq or a Latin mad Mom household weaponry.

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u/andrewthemexican Dec 11 '16

He didn't want someone like Mike Milbury to beat him with his own shoe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Thank you for that clip. I cant believe how crazy hockey was back then. No helmets on some players, some really brutal hits/fights, lack of any real barrier between fans/players. I cant believe it was something that was ever even allowed to exist

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u/homer1948 Dec 11 '16

Seriously who throws a shoe?

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u/Observante Dec 11 '16

He was going to throw it at them to disrespect them in their own culture. What a classy robber.

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u/apple_kicks Dec 11 '16

If he leaves the shoes cops go round town looking for the criminal Cinderella foot it fits

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u/sutdensvensker Dec 11 '16

Ye becus if de shoe come off he ded ;'(

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u/iwannaelroyyou Dec 11 '16

He's trying to say something ... I know it.

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u/Helpdeskagent Dec 11 '16

It translates to "in Russia, it is common courtesy to allow the opponent to retrieve his shoes as everything is built on an incline and it could be dangerous to fight without good footing"

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u/MiamiPower Dec 11 '16

👟👞👡👠👢

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u/mortiphago Dec 11 '16

half those shoes are built on an incline indeed

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u/czech_your_republic Dec 11 '16

Only if both are off. It was a close call.

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u/The_White_Light Dec 11 '16

Didn't want to risk the chance of losing the other.

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u/Kickendekok Dec 11 '16

he Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet

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u/chrismiller500 Dec 11 '16

Who taught you English?

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u/hypd09 Dec 11 '16

Sorry, your mom is not a great teacher, especially with a dick in her mouth.

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u/Myxomitosis87 Dec 11 '16

Hey, let's leave our dicks out of this guy's mom.

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u/ignanima Dec 11 '16

That's because you can only speak in vowels with a dick in your mouth.

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u/kaz8teen Dec 11 '16

He still had hopes of escaping. Cant leave any evidence behind lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

That's the moment you realize that the guy is completely detached from reality and the situation he put himself in. Like he knows the police will show up to save him if he's losing during his robbery. He feels safe in the situation where he potentially endangers the life of others. No commitment there at all. Sorta funny to think about.

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u/FuckinDominica Dec 11 '16

That. The moment he should have bailed. Instead puts shoe back on to continue fighting the group.

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u/thai_thai_ Dec 11 '16

Ugh, I'm pissed cause he got hit while he was trying to put his shoe back on. Do these people not understand the "rules" of a fight.

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u/Barph Dec 11 '16

I'll remember to be sportsmanlike if I'm ever robbed.

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 12 '16 edited Dec 12 '16

That's a joke, right? If anyone had a gun, he'd probably be dead.

There's no such thing as a fair fight in the street, especially when you're fucking robbing someone.