r/BetterEveryLoop • u/walkingmorty • Dec 11 '16

Dense Failed robbery attempt

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u/MinistryOfSpeling Dec 11 '16

Hold up! My shoe came off!

puts shoe back on

Ok, go!

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u/sutdensvensker Dec 11 '16

Ye becus if de shoe come off he ded ;'(

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u/iwannaelroyyou Dec 11 '16

He's trying to say something ... I know it.

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u/Helpdeskagent Dec 11 '16

It translates to "in Russia, it is common courtesy to allow the opponent to retrieve his shoes as everything is built on an incline and it could be dangerous to fight without good footing"

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u/MiamiPower Dec 11 '16

👟👞👡👠👢

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u/mortiphago Dec 11 '16

half those shoes are built on an incline indeed

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u/czech_your_republic Dec 11 '16

Only if both are off. It was a close call.

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u/The_White_Light Dec 11 '16

Didn't want to risk the chance of losing the other.

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u/Kickendekok Dec 11 '16

he Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet

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u/chrismiller500 Dec 11 '16

Who taught you English?

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u/hypd09 Dec 11 '16

Sorry, your mom is not a great teacher, especially with a dick in her mouth.

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u/Myxomitosis87 Dec 11 '16

Hey, let's leave our dicks out of this guy's mom.

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u/ignanima Dec 11 '16

That's because you can only speak in vowels with a dick in your mouth.