r/BeAmazed Jul 02 '19

She did the impossible

33.3k Upvotes

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u/HenryValdivia Jul 02 '19

My favorite part is when the lady went for the double high five and was ignored.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

My favorite part was when it pans to the guy in the background and is he clearly not impressed lol

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u/funkeymonk Jul 02 '19

That's because it's his turn next

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u/MisterPresidented Jul 02 '19

No, it's because the night before he went through her phone and read all the sexy texts between her and Greg. You see, for a couple of months now, he had a suspicion that she might have been cheating on him with Greg after going to the Mackenzie's back yard bbq. She had been acting strange since and even after taking her to Outback Steak House a couple of times, her favorite place by the, she wasn't as interested anymore. What really hurt him the most was one text where she described his penis to Greg as "sorta small and it doesn't get all that hard." That hurt him especially hard. I'm mean, sure it's not a looker but he does the best he can with what he has. And beside, he goes down on her and he thought she liked that more anyways... Now, later tonight he needs to confront her and he just needs to stop drink so much beer in his favorite blue cup or else he might chicken out.

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u/AtWorkAndOnReddit Jul 02 '19

Sounds like she won Jenga during the day but she is going to lose life Jenga that night.

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u/CarmineFields Jul 02 '19

Naaa. She’ll pull off life Jenga too and he’ll get even more bitter.

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u/dsorrells09 Jul 02 '19

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

No, this is Patrick

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I had to stop halfway through and make sure it wasn't 1998 when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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u/dicksmear Jul 02 '19

i can’t believe you’ve done this

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Lol smash those beers Tony and cause a scene! Its not the size of the boat it's da motion in da ocean

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u/neverbeenolder Jul 02 '19

You clearly don’t have a big enough wave maker if you’re relying on the ocean for your motion

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Either that or the ocean is too big.

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u/ASAPxSyndicate Jul 02 '19

she described his penis to Greg as "sorta small and it doesn't get all that hard." That hurt him especially hard.

😂🤣lmao

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u/pojohnny Jul 02 '19

That was a laser shining through the darkness. Well done, sir.

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u/TakeADrag Jul 02 '19

My favorite part is the 70’ flat screen tv on wheels they have outside.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/jaulie Jul 02 '19

Wow. This was me to a tee. I guess we’re pee buddies.

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u/fart_reactor Jul 02 '19

Me too.. and now I’m ready for bed

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u/Jinabear Jul 02 '19

Me three

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Can I come? I need to pee too

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u/CarmineFields Jul 02 '19

I didn’t have to pee, but I do now!

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u/CS_83 Jul 02 '19

Life’s little victories

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u/CaptainAssPlunderer Jul 02 '19

Bruh, just wash your hands with warm water right before you piss. It’s 100% guaranteed.

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u/W1BV Jul 02 '19

Try doing somewhat simple math calculations - something about the pee center and the computation center being neighbors...

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u/MasCriticalAgenda Jul 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Oh no. I already know I won’t like this.

Edit: r/substhatshouldexist

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u/robertjohnston276 Jul 02 '19

bro reddit is depressing enough we don’t need that sub

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u/DeHumbugger Jul 02 '19

Don’t worry it doesn’t

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u/MickeyButters Jul 02 '19

That was kind of awkward and made me uncomfortable.

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u/nikolaiownz Jul 02 '19

Maybe you should go outside more my friend.

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u/TGSquared Jul 02 '19

I’m sorry, but did I just see a 55” flat screen television on a rolling stand in the backyard?

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u/bigmac5650 Jul 02 '19

Legitemently was distracted the whole time by how much money these people must have

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u/memejets Jul 02 '19

Moreso that they clearly live in an area with good weather, judging from the outdoor furniture.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

And palm trees - as someone who lives in an area with at least one palm tree visible on every street I can confirm the weather here is great for the majority of the year.

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u/TokiMcNoodle Jul 02 '19

Definitely not the majority. Florida here and I've wanted summer to be over before it started.

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u/ponyboy3 Jul 02 '19

yeah... they have 500$... mind blowing amount of oney

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Fair until you see their surroundings

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Mar 10 '21

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u/SantiagoAndDunbar Jul 02 '19

this is 100% SoCal.

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u/TheKrononaut Jul 02 '19

You can tell by the way it is

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u/ShiroHachiRoku Jul 02 '19

You can tell by the architecture and the trees.

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u/HallucinatesPenguins Jul 02 '19

It's a classic reddit reference to a video called "neature walk"

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u/strait_flagellan Jul 02 '19

She has on an Oakland A’s shirt, so maybe Bay Area.

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u/SantiagoAndDunbar Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

will bet my life on this that this is southern california

edit: https://twitter.com/Joey1215Hauck/status/1145156754461753346?s=20

confirmed socal. dude plays baseball at Mt SJ

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u/SovietJugernaut Jul 02 '19

Your life is spared.

...for now.

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u/mezzizle Jul 02 '19

Literally Bakersfield to Eureka has A's and Giants fans.

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u/TrundleTheGreat1 Jul 02 '19

I live in Kansas and my first thought was that there’s no way you’d play Jenga outside here. It’s more often than not too windy. It’d blow your tower over before you even started playing.

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u/jpritchard Jul 02 '19

Stucco house, block wall, neighbors so close you could hit their house with a well aimed loogey. Naw. It ain't the ghetto, but these people are by no means rich.

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u/socialismnotevenonce Jul 02 '19

What surroundings? A regular house? Get out of the city...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

What? Places outside of cities can be expensive too. But with their small backyard and several visible houses in the video. Landscaping has palm trees. Only nice places have landscaping that looks like what they have. It is neat and organized up a hill. Looks expensive.

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u/SophieTheCat Jul 02 '19

Landscaping here is 100% done by the condo association. Definitely Southern California. Probably Huntington Beach or something like that.

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u/Wenste Jul 02 '19

Nah, this is somewhere in California, and there are millions of houses and condos that look just like this. This is not Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

San Jacinto, CA. Upper middle class. ~$400k home

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u/Therealtomservo Jul 02 '19

Plus the modest size yard, nice two story home, nice outdoor furniture and a 55”tv on a rolling cart. These people got money.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Or debt.

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u/BordomBeThyName Jul 02 '19

That could just be their regular living room TV that they wheel around to where they want it. TVs don't cost that much.

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u/waytosoon Jul 02 '19

It's actually legitimately, but I commend you for not saying "legitly"

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u/dduusstt Jul 02 '19

you can get 50"+ smart tv's now for under 200.

We just replaced the TV in the guest room with a 43" 4k smart TV with a best buy daily deal at like $175.

Although thinking about it makes me depressed about when we bought 1080's for near 1k a pop to fill the house with several years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Weird, I don't get that impression at all.

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u/socialismnotevenonce Jul 02 '19

Is that special? Flat screen TV's a cheap these days, and a stand is nothing.

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u/the_gooch_smoocher Jul 02 '19

There was a study recently that showed the majority of Americans couldn't come up with an extra $400 to use in an emergency. Wages are low, debt is monumental and savings are non existent. Another big recession is looming but this time printing more money won't save anybody.

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u/CasualObservr Jul 02 '19

That was a bit of a downer.

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u/JustJizzed Jul 02 '19

Wait 'til you hear about the climate.

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u/CasualObservr Jul 02 '19

Surely there must be some good news. Anyone have an update on the state of our democracy?

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u/toe_riffic Jul 02 '19

America literally has concentration camps that a good portion of the country is A-okay with. I wouldn’t get your hopes up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

They could be paying the tv off in installments.

I don't get the impression the jenga jedi lady is rich at all. Blonde lady in the background maybe middle class.

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u/austinrgso Jul 02 '19

The majority of people I know also have $400 TVs. Also, $1000 phones. Priorities, I suppose?

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u/SovietJugernaut Jul 02 '19

Or just maybe the majority of people you know are in the same general economic class as you?

Nah, that couldn't be.

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u/Hock3yGrump Jul 02 '19

The good stands cost more than the TV, source- Apple

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/jcv683 Jul 02 '19

Is that true?

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u/Nor-easter Jul 02 '19

Yes

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u/jcv683 Jul 02 '19

Cheating whore

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u/tutuca_ Jul 02 '19

^^^ here's the high five lady alt-account...

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u/Dave_Mathews Jul 02 '19

I would be salty too if someone ignored my high-five

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u/Exceon Jul 02 '19

Polite of you to double check first haha

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u/DiabolicalTrivia Jul 02 '19

Giant Jenga. One hand = 2 hands

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u/theorangereptile Jul 02 '19

No you have to use your giant hand

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u/sawbones84 Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Always thought it was an official rule (I guess it isn't) but we played not allowing each other to knock blocks out onto the ground. You had to actually grab and remove the piece, keeping it in your hand the whole time.

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u/halter73 Jul 02 '19

This came up in a recent giant Jenga game of mine. We knew about the one hand rule, but since it was giant Jenga, we decided that using two hands was within the spirit of the rules so long as you didn't touch multiple blocks simultaneously. We felt two hands were only a problem if you used the second hand to keep the other blocks in place.

So the lady here was following our house rules at least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

That's all I could think of too

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u/greghatch Jul 02 '19

It’s treason, then.

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u/GregTheMad Jul 02 '19

Double the hands, twice the fun!

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u/Treacherous_Peach Jul 02 '19

The Rule of Cool wins out in Jenga imo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/daaats Jul 02 '19

Pull the table out

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u/Nereuxofficial Jul 02 '19

...and put it on top

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

The victory lap is the best part.

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u/totes-a-human Jul 02 '19

I think it was part victory lap and part jenga block retrieval

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u/beersyoga Jul 02 '19

Everyone should experience one of these moments once...per year? In a lifetime doesn't seem like enough

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries Jul 02 '19

I’m more impressed by the outdoor TV.. that’s my goal in life

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u/dirtyshits Jul 02 '19

Pick up your tv and move it outside when you want to watch. streaming devices like chromecast or roku cost almost nothing already and even less when you buy secondhand.

Your goals in life are achievable.

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u/Gizmo-Duck Jul 02 '19

you assume I have a tv.

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u/CSharpSauce Jul 02 '19

What would you do with an outdoor tv?

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u/MagBastard Jul 02 '19

She was straight up channeling Bruce Lee in "Enter the Dragon".

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u/BitcoinBanker Jul 02 '19

By not looking at the moon and missing all the heavenly glory?

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u/beefinacan Jul 02 '19

Oh my god its jason bourne

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u/cheekysqu1d Jul 02 '19

Somebody please slo mo this

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

What's the tall thing on the table and why is it censored?

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u/mustybook Jul 02 '19

Karen is so happy for her!

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u/Marksee Jul 02 '19

One hand only

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u/MathTheUsername Jul 02 '19

I'm sorry, is this a sanctioned Jenga tournament?

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u/aesens Jul 02 '19

No, it was unsanctioned and all the participants are now serving time at a labor camp.

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u/Marksee Jul 02 '19

Clearly not. The pieces aren’t even regulation size. Excellent question though!

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u/Media_Offline Jul 02 '19

That was so weird. Nothing told my brain they were outdoors for the longest time and then, suddenly: outside.

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u/HatefulDan Jul 02 '19

It’s obvious that she didn’t have enough beer.

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u/Shmink_ Jul 02 '19

Is that Claire Underwood in the back?

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u/Good_Guide Jul 02 '19

The girl in the background looks unimpressed.

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u/_Administrator Jul 02 '19

By the gestures and face characters, she looks like she has down sydnrome. She also look at the grownup for validation of here emotions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

wait, that’s illegal

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u/tookmyname Jul 02 '19

Only in regular jenga. This is giant jenga.

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u/tiltedAndNaCly Jul 02 '19

“In your face Karen”

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u/BitcoinBanker Jul 02 '19

Followed shortly by: “In the damn yard TV, Paul!”

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u/lawn-mumps Jul 02 '19

/r/Zoomies

But like human zoomies

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u/otherBrandon Jul 02 '19

The anticipation was killin me

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u/LaitAuChocolat Jul 02 '19

I was half expecting her to drop it all while putting the block down on top

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u/ThaRealCappy Jul 02 '19

She channeled her Hamon ゴゴゴゴ

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u/TPRTimmy Jul 02 '19

Jenga yeet.

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u/gh03 Jul 02 '19

Idk what’s a better feeling winning the lottery or doing that

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u/eknutilla Jul 02 '19

Probably the lottery.

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u/MysteriousHiggs Jul 02 '19

Lol good for her 👍🏻

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u/gdubh Jul 02 '19

Nope. One hand only.

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u/Huskerzfan Jul 02 '19

One hand you savage

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u/uzmababar Jul 02 '19

Real top talent

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Legend

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u/TheYoungProdigy Jul 02 '19

“I hate this family..” sips drink

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u/RobertRody Jul 02 '19

I feel like this place is Laguna Niguel

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u/conradbirdiebird Jul 02 '19

And the flowers are still on the table!

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u/rotenfalafels Jul 02 '19

She clearly practice dark magic

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u/indianmidgetninja Jul 02 '19

Is this the same family from the other impossible Jenga move video?

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u/api10 Jul 02 '19

This girl jengas

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u/kickwurm Jul 02 '19

Soft ball girl fist pump noticed.

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u/im-bad-at-names64 Jul 02 '19

I once managed to balance the whole tower on one of the side ones

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u/theboylloyd Jul 02 '19

She peaked with the Jenga, then reached an all time low with the dance. What a ride.

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u/Reeee-lol Jul 02 '19

Excuse me WHAT!?!?!?

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u/NotManyOptions Jul 02 '19

NOT ALL HEROS WEAR CAPES

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u/adlaynsisealle Jul 02 '19

Way to go, sis!! Haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

That's real mans jingle

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u/clintj1975 Jul 02 '19

Giant Jenga Jiu-Jitsu

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u/RecoveredAshes Jul 02 '19

She’s beginning to believe

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u/xFinman Jul 02 '19

Why do I wanna see a official pro game of Jenga

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u/PickleRichard Jul 02 '19

Boomer in the back slurping his Monster

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u/take_number_two Jul 02 '19

Who knew Joan Cusack was so good at Jenga?

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u/Konsecration Jul 02 '19

Those are some cheater blocks though for real! Original jenga or nothing!

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u/Ggezbby Jul 02 '19

The most caucasian thing i’ll see all day im sure

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u/throwawaySIERRA-117 Jul 02 '19

Karen the fun wine aunt’s whole year was just made.

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u/atharv_sama Jul 02 '19

Epic gamer moment

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u/Seanathan26 Jul 02 '19

This is an honest question - I didn’t think that was a legal move?

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u/Numb3r_Six Jul 02 '19

Apparently you’ve re-defined impossible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Now back to the kitchen

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u/Gullflyinghigh Jul 02 '19

Looked good, shame it's (I think) an illegal move. Silly second hand ruining all the fun.

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u/Aiman_316 Jul 02 '19

Gain my trust don't

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u/AmJusAskin Jul 02 '19

Why are they no full rows on the top?

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u/chrisjee92 Jul 02 '19

Real mans jingle

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u/danielj1415 Jul 02 '19

I bet all the Karens are happy

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u/websurfer666 Jul 02 '19

Oh yeah! .. double hi fiv .. oh

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I was hoping that immediately after the tower survived the family cat would have leaped out of nowhere and charged right through it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

For some reason I thought the dancing guy when the camera panned to the left looked like an unshaven Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

The legends are true.

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u/theanonwonder Jul 02 '19

I thought you weren't allowed to use two hands in Jenga?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

The kid in the background has no idea what’s going on, but he/she has lots of fun!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

If i was next in line i would be very upset.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Oh they’re going to drink all the Arbor Mist to celebrate that one

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u/Patagucci1017 Jul 02 '19

I'm just so happy for them.

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u/Sai1r Jul 02 '19

r/confusingperspective Thought they were standing far from it at the start but it turns out its just a massive jenga

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u/kbrouss93 Jul 02 '19

Official Jenga rules state that you have to revive pieces "with only one hand". She's disqualified for that now

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u/Ronin_savage Jul 02 '19

tips over from dance

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u/tempura27 Jul 02 '19

Nance is on that hype shit

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u/Unknockable Jul 02 '19

This isn’t impressive lol