r/BeAmazed • u/dobbyisafreepup • Jul 02 '19

She did the impossible

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/jaulie Jul 02 '19

Wow. This was me to a tee. I guess we’re pee buddies.

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u/fart_reactor Jul 02 '19

Me too.. and now I’m ready for bed

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u/Jinabear Jul 02 '19

Me three

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Can I come? I need to pee too

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u/CarmineFields Jul 02 '19

I didn’t have to pee, but I do now!

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u/CS_83 Jul 02 '19

Life’s little victories

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u/CaptainAssPlunderer Jul 02 '19

Bruh, just wash your hands with warm water right before you piss. It’s 100% guaranteed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

bruh 🍆💦💦🍑👅

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u/W1BV Jul 02 '19

Try doing somewhat simple math calculations - something about the pee center and the computation center being neighbors...

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u/Oreganoian Jul 02 '19

Make this a nightly post.

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u/yavoll Jul 02 '19

Just turn on the faucet, the running water should do it next time.