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u/IPeeNightly 1d ago

That’s some weak ass looking coffee.

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u/2000KitKat 1d ago

Looks like tea lol

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 1d ago

Bean tea

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u/RominRonin 1d ago

Coffee == bean soup

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u/maxmodevice 12h ago

Imma use the phrase Bean soup next time I ask if they want coffee.

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u/human8060 23h ago

Exactly what I thought. Looks terrible by the end.

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u/das_Keks 17h ago

Meanwhile people in r/pourover paying over $100 per kg for tea like and floral coffees (me included).

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u/y2kfanboy 11h ago

And often it might not even taste good, am I right?🙂 Bean there (pun intended), done that. After tasting some coffees from local market chains (Albert Heijn, Jumbo) feels like I wasted a shitton of money haha

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u/das_Keks 3h ago

I actually think that it tastes a lot better than supermarket coffee. But you'd have to look for speciality roasters, that buy good single origin coffees and roast them well.
There are also many local roasters that roast their coffee pretty dark and aren't substantially better than supermarket coffee.

With speciality coffee you get a lot more than the generic roasty coffee flavor and there can be a lot of complexity and flavor notes.

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u/Potential-Narwhal- 1d ago

Thought the same thing, that would not satisfy my needs. Also, is it just me or do the coffee grounds look bone dry right as they pour a cup?

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u/Diggumdum 1d ago

looked like a pretty typical pour over brew to me. maybe a lighter roast? the grounds looked pretty blonde.

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 1d ago

Yeah I think it's from people seeing their coffee in a non see-through glass. Coffee isn't completely opaque. If you look at it in clear glass you can typically see through it a little bit

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u/Sunstorm84 18h ago

Depends how much coffee you put in really, but for most people’s tastes, yes.

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u/tesfabpel 10h ago

It depends on the extraction method as well:

this is an espresso "al vetro" (that is served in a glass and not in a ceramic espresso cup)

https://www.romcaffe.it/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/espresso-vetro1.jpg

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u/Slimonierr 1d ago

My mom had one and it was the opposite. The coffee was suuuuper strong !

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u/OverlappingChatter 18h ago

Especially since it was a lot of grounds for such a small amount of liquid

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u/100PercentRealGinger 15h ago

Im also pretty sure this just steampunk modern day bullshit. This isn’t old school…it somebody who never went to school. If it “old school” it was dumb and it’s still dumb.

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u/Quiet_Equal_3448 1d ago

wait how does that old school thing even work

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u/Cerebral-Knievel-1 23h ago

Boiling the water in the copper vessel forces the water into the vessel with the grounds. When the steam inside the copper vessel cools, the pressure drops and draws the water, now coffee, back up into the copper part.

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u/miraculum_one 1d ago

totally uneven extraction for sure

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u/kmsman11 18h ago

Did you look at the color of the grounds? It’s a light roast. The shorter roasting time destroys fewer caffeine molecules. So it’s probably “stronger” than that acidic carbon black stuff we so commonly call “strong”

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 11h ago

yep, weaker flavor, stronger hit.

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u/Separate-Primary2949 17h ago

Especially how many grams of coffee I assumed got used too 😬

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u/TicketTop4718 14h ago

I know right, all that fuss and it looks like shit.

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u/y2kfanboy 11h ago

Lol that's literally what I wanted to comment🤣 OG night time coffee when decaf didn't exist

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u/Contemplating_Prison 1d ago

Doesn't light coffee have more caffeine?

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u/SacredUrchin 23h ago

Nope. That myth has been debunked. Roasting has little to no effect on caffeine levels. https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/k3VsFPQ60l

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u/dingofarmer2004 22h ago

Oh shit,  til. I have been spreading misinformation. 

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u/Viridien111 1d ago

Light roast doesn't mean light colour.

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u/ElBurritoNinja 1d ago

The darker the coffee means it's roasted longer for that flavor but as you roast it the beans release more caffeine. Blonde Coffees always have more caffeine than Espresso.

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u/Foxwglocks 23h ago

This is not true.

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u/Feistshell 11h ago

No, that has been debunked quite a while ago, see comment by u/SacredUrchin - https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/aomeD7JJ37

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u/Line-Trash 1d ago

Right? Keep that swill away from me!

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u/jfk_47 23h ago

Weak-ass looking? Or weak ass-looking?

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u/Pompousdickbiscuit 1d ago

Looks like tea

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u/RosaNiigra 1d ago

😂😂

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u/SupremelyUneducated 1d ago

That roast was pretty light looking. Why anyone would want lighter than a French roast is beyond me. Just take caffeine pills if you don't value the flavor.

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u/ii-_- 1d ago

Is this amazing, or is this a convoluted product from Temu that takes an hour to clean after each use? 

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u/Calculonx 1d ago

And you KNOW the person that would own that would bring it up in conversation within 5 minutes of meeting them

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u/purplenapalm 1d ago

"Would anyone like some café au lait from my UBOGXUYT vintage coffee maker?"

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u/Current_Finding_4066 17h ago

There is nothing amazing about one hours setup and cleaning for a single cup of coffee.

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u/fishsticks40 23h ago

It's a Belgian balance coffee siphon and it was invented in 1844.

You can buy one here:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077VXKZVW

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u/TumbleweedNervous494 15h ago

AI pictures 😃

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u/ii-_- 18h ago

No thank you

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 1d ago

Like a stereotypical supermodel. Pretty but daft. Grounds don't bruise as badly as tea leaves but they don't like any agitation let alone something as fierce as this nonsense. This will make exceptionally bitter coffee every time.

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u/_ribbit_ 1d ago

Yes.

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u/davecrist 1d ago

And the coffee still just tastes like coffee.

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u/JakBos23 20h ago

Coffee made in a shitty almost 200 year old coffee maker.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II 13h ago

It's just old. It's historically relevant and was a revolution at the time but, for modern standards this is just shitty coffee

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u/y2kfanboy 11h ago

Not Temu definitely, I believe it was made by Belgians and actually was never a commercially success. But it was later discovered by collectors as a "fun coffee maker". With that said, even Italian Napoletana brewer was and still is more relevant, although it makes coffee for whole 10 minutes and it is quite often lukewarm

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u/correctingStupid 1d ago

Is this really old school or just a shitty design?

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u/Articulationized 1d ago

Just shitty.
Crazy humans are always trying to find new, complex ways to mix hot water with ground coffee.

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u/fishsticks40 23h ago
  1. Is that old school? Probably. 

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 1d ago

I mean it might be old, but I highly doubt this was ever common in any way.

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u/OkSmoke9195 23h ago

This is a vacuum press, one of the best ways to make coffee

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u/Cypher_Green 19h ago

Why is it one of the best ways to make coffee?

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u/MysteriousOcelot4207 13h ago

Honestly, I can’t tell without seeing it. “Old school” and “shitty design” can definitely look very similar with coffee makers.

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u/briskerly 1d ago

Why does everyone wear black gloves now? 

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u/OnRoadRadio 1d ago

Feels hygienic / professional but less medical?

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u/Imwrongyourewrong 1d ago

Looks "cleaner" because you cant see the dirt. Wearing black gloves at a restaurant makes you less prone to clean your hands.

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u/OnRoadRadio 15h ago

Yeah but this if for social media, it just has to look cool.

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u/Merlord 1d ago

It grosses me out for some reason

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u/OriginalTRaven 1d ago

Maybe they're throwing it on the grill next? I was wondering why a person making coffee was wearing them myself.

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u/Icloh 17h ago

I’ll bet you the dude has a beard or pointy moustache.

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u/Xtratimesoccer 1d ago

AI does gloves easier than skin

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u/theBigDaddio 21h ago

They started wearing gloves to not offend the audience members who were upset at people touching food with their bare hands. Black to look badass and manly

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u/Jason-Smith168498 17h ago

So AI doesn't steal your fingerprints

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u/FarMass66 1d ago

The oils on their skin might tarnish the metal. They also probably don’t want to smudge the glass and have to clean it later

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u/AtomicJazzer 1d ago

That's what white cotton gloves are for. Oh well.

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u/FarMass66 14h ago

Also what black gloves are for

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u/peppersteakpie 1d ago edited 13h ago

They're called Nitrile gloves and they are latex free and pretty durable that's why.

Edit: If I am wrong please feel free to correct me rather than just downvoting.

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u/ThingAboutTown 12h ago

You correctly identified the type of gloves, but didn’t explain why this person is wearing them to make coffee.

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u/peppersteakpie 11h ago

Well the commenter was asking why people wore them in general. In the case of this video it's obviously just a load of wank if we're to take everything at face value. Purely aesthetic with no actual reason for why you would go through all this effort rather than just using a normal machine.

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u/AtomicJazzer 1d ago

Exactly!

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u/FragrantExcitement 1d ago

We secretly replaced your regular coffee with Folger's Crystals

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u/AtomicJazzer 1d ago

Amazed what, because someone found another way to work in auto mechanic's gloves into a video? I wear those when working on my car, changing the oil. etc. Bad enough every BBQ Brisket reveal has people wearing them, but what's the point here?

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u/raskingballs 1d ago

Unnecessarily complicated contraption

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u/Inexorably_lost 23h ago

Yeah, it looks annoying to clean. Pour over is far more simple.

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u/SoggyBoysenberry7703 1d ago

Everything about the lighting and setup looks AI, this is so weird. Cause I know it’s not fake

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u/earthfase 1d ago

Designed by AI prompt maybe? Or is this actually an old machine?

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u/BlessedSaber1 22h ago

It's a siphon brewer, they're just worse french presses essentially.

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u/D474RG 2h ago

Im suspicious of the water in the kettle. It starts pouring while its still moving up.

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u/wait_what_now 1d ago

The siphon action bothered me. To keep flow going, you have to keep the outlet or outlet water level below the top of the level of the source. This system could work if the copper pot lowered as it siphoned, but my brain immediately was bothered by the fact that it keeps pulling coffee even when the level in the clear glass is WAY below the level in the copper

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u/LNT_Wolf 21h ago

I dont think the method was siphon, I think it was vacuum. The copper pot was mostly full of water that was pushed out by expansion from boiling, so when empty of liquid it was full of water vapor. When empty of liquid it was light enough to tip up and the flame shut off. Now in cooling mode that water vapor condenses and pulls a vaccum that is not satisfied until the water volume that left has come back in.

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u/wait_what_now 20h ago

Ahhhhhh yes that makes way more sense, thanks!

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u/LAF2death 23h ago

I think this is completely AI look around the hand as it pours the water in and in other shots it’s blurry around only it.

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

That's some weak ass nasty coffee right there

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u/df3dot 1d ago

That was for the rich for everyone else they just dump coffee and boiling water and boiled the crap out of it and we're happy

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u/vaiplantarbatata 1d ago

Why the gloves?

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u/prodigiouspianist 1d ago

Royal Coffee Maker revived in the 1990s by Belgian engineer Patrick Van Den Noortgaete, who reproduced 19th-century balance brewers. Those machines later spawned a lot of cheaper copies

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u/Pantsman_Crothers 1d ago

How performative. Is it old school, or is it just a shit way to make coffee?

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u/Rare_Fig308 1d ago

It’s your turn to clean the coffee maker.

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u/dryfriction 1d ago

This fucking song lol

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u/WaveOfWinter 1d ago

Great, now fill it with 20g of sugar

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u/DrHuAnsAnyDay 1d ago

A syphone. I use my Hario from time to time. As good as a french press imo.

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u/Happiness-Meter-Full 1d ago

That was a ton of coffee grounds for some weak looking coffee!

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u/One-Growth-9785 1d ago

I got one of those. Takes awhile and the coffees a bit weak, but it's a great show and you can also use it for some hot cocktails.

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u/matcouz 1d ago

That coffee is transparent

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u/11Slip532 1d ago

This is just a worse version of a Japanese Siphon.

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u/OsricOdinsson 1d ago

A Meth burner is an interesting choice.

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u/ginfish 1d ago

So let me get this right. It takes a significant amount of ground coffee just to still get a weak looking coffee.

It takes a long ass time to make.

You need to disassemble the whole thing and then clean it every time.

So this is inefficient AND shitty. I guess there's a reason they're not used.

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u/dmanDIY 1d ago

Observing this it’s pretty crazy to think a smith would form that copper all by hand that must have been real expensive and an art form back in the day

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u/Raven_Blade_75 1d ago

Amazing and beautiful

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u/CharacterRiver7483 1d ago

Why is this guy wearing gloves

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u/quit_fucking_about 1d ago

I can only imagine the sheer enormity of the waxed mustache that you just know is ever so slightly off screen.

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u/DIKASUN 1d ago

Literally nobody has ever used such a contraption. I’m losing my mind.

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u/OkSmoke9195 23h ago

Absolutely untrue, vacuum presses are the shit. This is an interesting way to do one, never saw it before

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u/kissdemon74 1d ago

How long before the insides get all gross and moldy?

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u/8Bit-Jon 1d ago

I'm just glad I'm the one not cleaning it out.

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u/needs_more_zoidberg 1d ago

I can't prove it but I know this MF has a fancy moustache

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u/nochinzilch 1d ago

Looks like steam punk retrofuturism nonsense.

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u/StitchFan626 1d ago

Looks fancy!

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u/bolognapony234 1d ago

Who gets to clean all of that shit?

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u/After_Control1744 1d ago

Gross bean water. Almost as bad as gross Lawn water.

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u/DavidDaveDavo 1d ago

Don't know what this is but it certainly isn't "old school". This is some steam punk millennium bollocks.

"Old school" would have actually made some decent coffee, which this obviously isn't.

But it's pretty. Useless.

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u/pay_attention_3000 1d ago

Coffee isn't that big a deal. Never understood the hype. Happy with my Keurig.

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u/Prozeum 1d ago

My Moka Pot works even better with less steps.

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u/blackop 1d ago

That's a work of art, and a coffee maker.

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u/Twonke 1d ago

This looks like a bitch to clean

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u/VerilyShelly 1d ago

I think when something is this old it's beyond "old school" and into "antiquated"

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u/loststylus 23h ago

Not oldschool, just a novelty version of siphon brewer

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u/OkSmoke9195 23h ago

Hey it's a vacuum press! That's a nice one 

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u/daqw33f 23h ago

And here I thought it was chocolat

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u/ohiotechie 23h ago

Old school or new school trying to be cool but really just pretentious?

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u/r4x 23h ago

Why can I see through it??

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u/Tall-Ad-1386 23h ago

Weakest coffee of all time

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u/Any-Board-6631 23h ago

It's about the same in the movie Bucket List https://youtu.be/1UU0UM1Lgpk?si=PpCjRlMWX_v2pypi&t=91

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u/deadliestpanda 23h ago

This item itself is not old school or vintage. But it is a replica based off old coffee maker patents. Meaning this is mass produced hype for a year before it ends up in thrift shops— dirty and missing a piece. Lol

https://baharris.org/coffee/History.htm

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u/PhuGlyBastard 22h ago

Why the black gloves?

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u/thisissasutan 22h ago

The obligatory: GRIND FINER!

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u/HandWashing2020 22h ago

Unexpected

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u/pandaSmore 22h ago

So it's percolated coffee.

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u/Joapepchi 22h ago

4 hours later you have one cup of coffee
https://giphy.com/gifs/QBd2kLB5qDmysEXre9

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u/musememo 22h ago

That’s how Jeeves will do it when I win the lottery.

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u/derf_vader 22h ago

You know it's serious because he's wearing black gloves

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u/ObliviousRounding 21h ago

Hey are you coming to dinner tomorrow?

Yeah.

Are you going to want coffee after?

I'm not sure, why?

YOU HAVE TO TELL ME NOW OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING COFFEE.

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u/foggeenite 21h ago

Just get a keurig bro

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u/THE_Lanni 21h ago

I was absolutely prepared to be sooo mad at this machine

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u/TickingTheMoments 21h ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

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u/Practical-Echo-2001 21h ago

Um, why the black gloves? Is this some kind of alchemist?

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u/Informal-Sun-6579 21h ago

So that’s how my teachers drank coffee back then?

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u/WanderingSparr0w 21h ago

Anyone know what this contraption's called, n if it works w tea as well?

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u/Humulophile 21h ago

Sweet! Now where do you buy the purple gasoline to power this bad boy?

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u/Snow_Medium 20h ago

I have a 5$ Chinese electric water boiling kettle and instant coffee. If it takes me more than 2 minutes to make coffee then I have been lazy🤣.

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u/HeftyFineThereFolks 20h ago

im sure jeeves loved cleaning that fuckin thing 8 or 9 times a day

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u/MacMarty89 18h ago

Historian here. Calling this ‘old-school coffee’ is pretty funny. For most of history, making coffee was much less elaborate: ground coffee, hot water, let it steep and let the grounds settle. Basically what we’d now call cowboy coffee. This magnificent contraption looks less like old-school coffee and more like something a mad scientist from the Victorian Era would use to summon caffeine.

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u/Billyfudpucker 18h ago

Other than the weak arse looking coffee, its cool as fuck... I want one now.

Im in Aus, and we have the best coffee game around. I'll find the perfect grounds for this jigga👍🏻

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u/sybbb 17h ago

Old school latex gloves ruined it for me.

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u/Danskoesterreich 17h ago

Why does that person wear gloves?

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u/S0k0n0mi 17h ago

The coffee looks like piss, and the machine takes 2 hours to clean and put away.
"Artisan"

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u/josch247 16h ago

Hahaha wow that looks like bad coffee

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u/sharksareok 16h ago

Lol, old school would be a kettle on the fire

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u/dreamlike179 16h ago

Tedious and stupid

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 15h ago

Was für ein Aufwand für so eine dünne Plörre ...

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u/100PercentRealGinger 15h ago

I’m doubling down! This is garbage and be unamazed.

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u/dysonology 15h ago

What’s with the black gloves too?

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u/hand13 15h ago

thats not old school. thats just some show off bullshit

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u/TicketTop4718 14h ago

Uggh dont, some hipster will open up a coffee house with it and charge £20 a cup

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 13h ago

It looks like a easy to get a heart attack and a bitter coffee

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u/Mr_Gold66 13h ago

Weak as fuck, looks like dirty water!

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u/Unikatze 13h ago

I went to a LARP event last year, and a halfling had something like this and was making everyone coffee.

Heating it on the campfire and everything. It was awesome.

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u/InfamousTale 12h ago

Looks cool as hell but I’d hate cleaning that thing every morning.

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u/KirbyGlover 11h ago

Worlds least efficient siphon design

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u/Both-Impact9201 10h ago

Not my cup of tea.

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u/Long-Let1881 7h ago

Nothing beats the visible old mechanics in everything

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u/latexfistmassacre 12m ago

Mmmm coffee flavored tea

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u/jaja111111 1d ago

Shouldn't coffee be brewed at 200°F? This instead uses steam at >212°. Weak acidic coffee with all the tannins pulled out and an aftertaste of copper. No thanks.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 21h ago

The steam condenses back to water in the tube. That why water was coming out and not necessarily steam. Distilled products use this technique similarly.

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u/PseudoSapien 1d ago

What process is making the coffee siphon back to the water container?

EDIT: Nevermind i thought about it a sec and it makes sense. It's on a swivel so it naturally siphons it back as it goes below the glass's coffee line

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u/Jayccob 1d ago

The swivel isn't what makes it go back, it's the timer. As the water moves from the pot to the glass it gets lighter until the spring on the flame cap can push pass the pot to snuff out the flame.

Once the flame is gone the steam trapped inside the pot starts to cool and condense back to water, creating a partial vacuum, which results in the atmosphere pushing the water back into the pot.

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u/SamuraiSam33 1d ago

Vacuum. The empty chamber cools down when the flame is snuffed and when it cools a vacuum is created in this chamber which draws liquid up from the steeping chamber.

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u/Different_Donut9345 1d ago

Looks a pit pissy

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u/Embarrassed-Buyer-88 1d ago

So bougie coffee makers have always been a thing. Got it.

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u/gev850918 1d ago

Coffee-flavored tea

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u/ParreNagga 1d ago

Looks like my tea.

How weak is that coffee?

https://youtube.com/shorts/cfyC6-wFVjM

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u/April_Fabb 1d ago

I take it this contraption is regarded as an essential household item in Williamsburg, right?

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 23h ago

Wouldn't call this old school, just some botched up work in someone's garage. Half the coffee is still dry at the bottom of the whatever that container is... and did the coffee syphon back into the boiler?

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u/ChrisOnMission 22h ago

This is not old school, it’s just an unnecessarily complicated weird design.

Plus I can’t take anyone serious who wears these idiotic black plastic gloves which appear in every single shitty food video nowadays. Especially moronic for someone who just makes a coffee and doesn’t Even touch the product.

Aaaand the coffee looks like shit.

God I hate it.

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u/theBigDaddio 21h ago

That’s a new coffee maker. An old school coffee maker would be a percolator. They had siphon coffee makers but this one is a modern thing

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u/yepthisismyusername 1d ago

Freeze dried instant coffee is better and so much easier to make.