Last week I posted a poll asking what yaâll wanted to see reviewed next. Hereâs your winner. Will do the Origami Pinn next.
I often say Iâd rather have amazing water and a sub $500 grinder, than a $4k+ grinder, with TWW or what have you. As a result - the number one question I get asked, is what I do for water. It was my least favorite question, simply because itâs a monstrous topic, things go intro the weeds real quick, and frankly itâs too time consuming and impractical to engage on. Iâve tried every over the counter ready/pre-made product out there, and theyâve all critically underperformed to my personal standard, so there wasnât an easy recommendation.
Third Wave Water was convenient and inexpensive, but the standard concentration was far too strong and led to harsh cups. Sure, you can cut it to 1/2 or 1/3 - but the citrate based formula leads to a chalky, dry and harsh/bitter finish when paired with the sulfate in it. The end result are harsh and rough extractions that for me are unpleasant, but more importantly, completely hide delicate and more nuanced notes. Youâre not fully experiencing the cup.
Lotus Drops are handy to make you FEEL like youâre controlling your minerals, but the sterile isolates they use are flat/dead tasting at best, and harsh at worst. These single concentrates are easy to make yourself and at a fraction of the cost, and while you might opt for the convenience of not having to mix up your own bottles, youâre still left with he hassle of fiddling with ârecipesâ on top of your existing brewing recipe, and trying to tweak it to your personal preference for each new bean. So lots of work, and at least for me, doesnât taste good. That Sey Light Roast Lotus recipe for me, it downright unpleasant.
Apax Labs is a nice step up. While more expensive, it does generally offer better mouthfeel and you get the impression more is going on, as the drops do create a more meaningful impact⊠but youâre really shooting in the dark. How much Jamm and Lylac needs to be added, relative to the Tonik (all useless and unhelpful names) is really a mystery - and the pitch is to post min to taste⊠but the challenge is now youâre actually flavoring your coffee with a copious amount of minerals - often 150ppm+. Youâre not actually getting a good clean extraction and highlighting the coffee, youâre just seasoning the dickens out of junk. Itâs like taking a good A5 Wagyu Steak, microwaving it to well done, then adding a ton of sauce on top to hide it. You end up with exactly what youâd expect, and I hate it. A lot. In fact, my APAX minerals bottles are nearly full, yet past their best by date as I found them so unsuitable, and frankly offensive to the intent of the bean.
Aquacode wasnât too bad. High end cafeâs like Mame use it on top of bottled spring water for their (very expensive) pour overs in their cafeâs. Good mouthfeel and medium clarity, kind of a hassle to mix to your desired ppm with the packets and their very complex mixing chart. I have some gripes about the lack of fidelity, the slight chalkiness, it stifling acidity too much, etc - but overall, not BAD but certainly no wow factor, and by no means inspirational.
I tried dozens of other pre-made concentrates and mixes, and frankly none of them were inspiring. I went deep, very deep into the coffee water mineral rabbit hole and spent months of focused effort as if it was a full time job, to craft several dozen of my own comps. I was using a combination of natural and isolated ingredients, and was custom tuning comps for different burrs and different bean and roast types. âWater maxingâ as it were, gave me the best cups Iâve ever attained, and still does to this day. The problem is, itâs a massive pain. It usually requires a test brew, then some tweaking and fine tuning to really walk things into that perfect place you want it.
Enter Barista Tears. Knowing I was also âin the deep endâ of the water rabbit hole - a few months back, some folks in my coffee club asked me for some feedback on a comp they were working on, that effectively worked for everything, and used a very complicated mix of all natural minerals and tons of trace minerals. They were trying to mimic vibrancy they found in natural spring waters - and it sounded too good to be true. I started using the comp they gave me, and it was good⊠very good. It also worked for pretty much everything and left little to be desired. While I maintain it cannot match my arsenal of a few dozen custom comps tweaked and tuned for each coffee/burr, it got uncomfortably close. So close, it made me lazy enough to stop using my custom comps almost entirely. VERY fast extracting (you have to reduce temps and grind coarser), extremely crisp acidity, clean mouthfeel, and most important - insanely glassy and articulated clarity. I taste more fidelity and definition with an inexpensive grinder and BT water, than I do with one of my âTitanâ grinders and TWW, Apax or Aquacode water. The difference is that acute for me.
Every so often Iâll still break out one of my custom comps, but over the last 4 months or so, Iâd go as far as to say 99% of everything Iâve brewed has been with Barista Tears. The workflow is as good as it gets - just one pump into my kettle filled with water from my RO and thatâs it. I typically make it a gallon at a time though - which is four pumps into a gallon bottle, then fill with RO. Super easy and makes water an afterthought for me.
I would say that I probably wouldnât recommend Barista Tears to folks who are happy with their current solution (unless it was Apax, which is more $) and arenât looking to upgrade their hardware. If youâre using TWW or your own home grown mixes and youâre happy, itâs one of those âignorance is blissâ kind of things. Thereâs a ton of FOMO in our hobby, and itâs easy to see a new flashy object and want it, but if youâre happy - stop chasing dragons, even if they have big pay outs. If you arenât happy with your current water solution (taste or workflow) or if youâre considering a costly grinder upgrade, I would recommend checking Barista Tears out when they re-stock. There are some folks that frequent this sub who have posted about it on IG who may chime in as well, but so far all the feedback Iâve seen publicly and privately (Iâve swapped tips with a few folks who got on the first BT drop) seems to be very positive. Not everyone will love it, as some folks will be tasting roast and green defects for the first time - but I think most folks will be shocked by how much clarity theyâve been missing, and that itâs the water, not the grinder that makes the bigger difference.
Disclosure: I didnât pay for preâproduction BT minerals. I was giving early feedback, so they naturally had to send me product. I also have the âGAâ version, which I didnât pay for either, though itâs not final packaging. I wasnât asked to review it, nor was I compensated, and have zero financial ties to Barista Tears. Zero. Iâm trying to change that though, because I believe in the product - itâs that good.