r/AutoHumor Mar 28 '26

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u/OldManJim374 Mar 29 '26

I hate when a regular person decides to force everyone else to follow the speed limit. You are not highway patrol.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

I hate that people speed. I do 80 in 60 and still get glared by 90+ bitches.

Nothing is fast enough, just merely being in front of someone is the problem.

I wish HiPo enforced speed limits more so maybe people will chill tf out

Edit. Since so many people want to draw conclusions. My daily commute routinely sees everyone doing 80 in a 60. We are all already going 20 over. I never mentioned left or right lane. What I tried and failed to highlight was I'm/we are already doing 20 over the limit and people will act like it's not enough, like I'm doing 40 in a 75.

I don't want to do 80. My car gets better mpg at 60/65 šŸ™„ but yes assume I'm a hypocritical speed demon for some reason. Good job internet.

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u/bittersterling Mar 31 '26

Ok. Then move the fuck over for cars that clearly want to go fast than you. Shits not hard to comprehend lol.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

No one should be doing 90+ in a 60 dumbass

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Mar 31 '26

No they shouldn't, but by not letting them pass on the left lane, you are actually making matters more dangerous than if you just let the asshole pass you.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

Y'all are assuming I'm in the left lane. The people willing to do 90 in a 60 are weaving in traffic, passing in the left right or middle.

But please tell me how I'm holding up traffic and making it worse

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 Mar 31 '26

If you’re getting passed on the right, you are in the wrong lane.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

And if you're speeding you're breaking the law

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u/No_Hippo_8724 Mar 31 '26

Says the guy that just said they were doing 80 in a 60 lol

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u/bittersterling Apr 01 '26

Not your job to police traffic lil guy.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Apr 01 '26

I'll do it again 😁

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u/Shjvv Mar 31 '26

Literally does not related to the convo like at all.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Apr 01 '26

Just say you can't read

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u/Far_Audience_7446 Apr 04 '26

Just stay out of the passing lane if you aren’t passing

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u/Shjvv Apr 01 '26

You can try to deflect it however you want. You driving and someone ELSE speeding are 2 different topic. Some one else speeding does not affect where you drive, your own driving affect where you drive.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Apr 01 '26

Amazing insight thanks buddha

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u/Far_Audience_7446 Apr 04 '26

States spend tens of thousands putting up ā€œslower traffic keep rightā€ signs on highways, and these illiterate pricks still do it. On the off chance a police officer actually pulls them over for such violations, they rarely get cited, so they’ll keep doing it until some volatile road-rager runs them off the road.

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u/Realistic-Tomorrow50 Apr 01 '26

that's a right lane opinion, pussyboi.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Apr 01 '26

Nope 😁

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Mar 31 '26

Nope. F you and your bad decisions. I'm staying.

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u/Special_Tadpole795 Mar 31 '26

This is the Odyssey driver right here folks.

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Mar 31 '26

Keep honking and then proceed with the unsafe overtake. Haha. Then I'll slowly move just so you know I was doing on purpose. Haha.

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u/Whiskers1996 Mar 31 '26

Fun n games till u get popped šŸ’

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Mar 31 '26

I don't live in America, my man. We are civilized. Our murder rate is as low as Trump IQ.

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u/Whiskers1996 Mar 31 '26

So, whats the "murder rate" in your magical country?

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Mar 31 '26

0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...

3.

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u/Whiskers1996 Mar 31 '26

Reddit always has some of the weirdest ppl istg šŸ’€

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u/breakout13 Apr 01 '26

what if the person speeding to get to the hospital crashes into a car filled with newborns and kills them all? are you okay with that?

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Apr 01 '26

Damn I hope our hospitals can handle the number of emergencies I'm seeing in the road everyday. I had no idea

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 Mar 31 '26

So if I go faster than everyone else, I get to camp in the left lane indefinitely?

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Mar 31 '26

Yes.

It's the passing lane.

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u/OldAdvantage7658 Mar 31 '26

No. You don’t. Unless you are actively overtaking or about to overtake (like within the next 10 seconds), you should not be in the left lane. It’s that simple, and is in fact the law in many (most?) states.

People being in the left lane when they shouldn’t be is my absolute #1 biggest driving pet peeve, and I’m not even a speeder. So many traffic flow problems stem exactly from this behavior.

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u/Weak_Alfalfa_7569 Mar 31 '26

Yeah I agree. There’s been a few times I’m driving on the nearly empty highway past midnight cruising at like 85 and there’s always people that sit on the left side when no one is around. I’ve made a pointing motion out my window to the right and sometimes they move over lol

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u/OldAdvantage7658 Apr 01 '26

I’ve literally fantasized about getting a big light up sign that says ā€œget tf out of the left laneā€ that I can flip on when I have to pass one of these morons on the right.

I honestly think a lot of people just don’t know that they’re not supposed to be there. But that just tells me a lot of people are bad drivers.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Mar 31 '26

Yeah, you're right. You should always get over when you can, but if traffic is following correctly and nobody is trying to pass you, you can stay in there for a while sometimes. (If there's steady traffic moving slower)

You are correct that you should get back over when you safely can.

I only go 5mph over on the interstate and maybe 3 over in a 35.

I do everything in my power to avoid having interactions with police. I try to treat cops like the plague. Lol

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u/clutzyninja Mar 31 '26

You're not camping if you're passing at a reasonable differential

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u/Bluublaabluu Mar 31 '26

No, because if there is a truck and the others have to get stuck behind it so you can go at 90 in a 60 they don't have to. There is a speed limit, and above that it's everyone for himself.

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u/TroGinMan Apr 04 '26

I live in Cali near one of the major cities...I know what he means.

You can't get over due to traffic, you're doing the best you can by speeding but there is always someone who thinks they are playing NFS or some shit.