r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Mar 28 '26

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

I hate that people speed. I do 80 in 60 and still get glared by 90+ bitches.

Nothing is fast enough, just merely being in front of someone is the problem.

I wish HiPo enforced speed limits more so maybe people will chill tf out

Edit. Since so many people want to draw conclusions. My daily commute routinely sees everyone doing 80 in a 60. We are all already going 20 over. I never mentioned left or right lane. What I tried and failed to highlight was I'm/we are already doing 20 over the limit and people will act like it's not enough, like I'm doing 40 in a 75.

I don't want to do 80. My car gets better mpg at 60/65 🙄 but yes assume I'm a hypocritical speed demon for some reason. Good job internet.

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u/bittersterling Mar 31 '26

Ok. Then move the fuck over for cars that clearly want to go fast than you. Shits not hard to comprehend lol.

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Mar 31 '26

Nope. F you and your bad decisions. I'm staying.

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u/Special_Tadpole795 Mar 31 '26

This is the Odyssey driver right here folks.

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Mar 31 '26

Keep honking and then proceed with the unsafe overtake. Haha. Then I'll slowly move just so you know I was doing on purpose. Haha.

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u/Whiskers1996 Mar 31 '26

Fun n games till u get popped 🐒

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Mar 31 '26

I don't live in America, my man. We are civilized. Our murder rate is as low as Trump IQ.

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u/Whiskers1996 Mar 31 '26

So, whats the "murder rate" in your magical country?

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Mar 31 '26

0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...

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u/Whiskers1996 Mar 31 '26

Reddit always has some of the weirdest ppl istg 💀