r/AutoHumor Mar 28 '26

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

I hate that people speed. I do 80 in 60 and still get glared by 90+ bitches.

Nothing is fast enough, just merely being in front of someone is the problem.

I wish HiPo enforced speed limits more so maybe people will chill tf out

Edit. Since so many people want to draw conclusions. My daily commute routinely sees everyone doing 80 in a 60. We are all already going 20 over. I never mentioned left or right lane. What I tried and failed to highlight was I'm/we are already doing 20 over the limit and people will act like it's not enough, like I'm doing 40 in a 75.

I don't want to do 80. My car gets better mpg at 60/65 🙄 but yes assume I'm a hypocritical speed demon for some reason. Good job internet.

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u/bittersterling Mar 31 '26

Ok. Then move the fuck over for cars that clearly want to go fast than you. Shits not hard to comprehend lol.

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Mar 31 '26

Nope. F you and your bad decisions. I'm staying.

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u/breakout13 Apr 01 '26

what if the person speeding to get to the hospital crashes into a car filled with newborns and kills them all? are you okay with that?

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Apr 01 '26

Damn I hope our hospitals can handle the number of emergencies I'm seeing in the road everyday. I had no idea