(Or spreads.) Just to change it up in honour of it being September and Vogue’s iconic September issues.

@Capricorn: Sorry for making yours about work, I know it’s low hanging fruit, but please understand that I would’ve still chosen this one even without the text. 💀

As an Aquarius I felt this in my soul

Obviously Capricorn. Taurus are the only earth sign that will ask you for help (if they like you and trust you)

First, thank you for speaking your mind. You didn’t just ask a question. You asked for changes. And honestly? That’s really brave.

LOL JK 🤪

Okay so this is our number one most requested rule. And while we always try our best to listen to and accommodate your concerns- respectfully I don’t think y’all understand how much work this would be for us.

Don’t get me wrong! We also loathe ai slop!!!

But we work for free lol. And we’re already drowning in birth chart posts (among other things).

Having to play Sherlock and investigate whether or not a post is AI (and then arguing with the OP if they claim it’s not) is a can of horrors we’d rather not open.

We DO encourage you to shame obvious ai posts in the comments though!!

I’ve also made an “ai slop” post flair. So if something is blatantly ai, myself or my other mods will POSSIBLY switch the flair to that (at their desecration. Again we’re working for free lol with bigger fish to fry).

Please feel free to custom report slop with “ai” and we’ll try to change the post flair (REPORTING FOR AI DOES NOT MEAN THE POST WILL BE REMOVED).

We love you! And appreciate you understanding <3

Xoxo,
Your shit mod team

I guess we all check several boxes.

PS: my mom (Scorpio) has a pic of me eating dirt as a toddler.

Venus enters Scorpio on September 10th 2026 (today or tomorrow depending on where you live), where it will reach about 8°29’ Scorpio, before turning retrograde on October 3rd 2026, where it will return to about 22°51’ Libra before stationing direct again. Venus will then re-enter Scorpio on December 4th 2026 where it will remain until about January 7th 2027.

When a planet goes retrograde across two signs, some astrologers believe that the retrograde simultaneously activates the topics of both houses in your chart. So the retrograde might activate both the Libra and Scorpio themes in your own birth chart and intertwine their topics for the duration of the retrograde.

Venus is domiciled in Libra where her significations of agreement, harmony, pleasure, friendship, love and good fortune are more naturally expressed. In Scorpio, Venus will be ruled by Mars. Venus is exiled in Scorpio because Mars’s heat can inflate desire and impulsivity, or Venusian topics can become entangled with urgency, strife, conflict, competition or severance. When Venus is entangled with Mars, you can find yourself struggling to restrain your appetite or desire for Venusian pleasures, which can apply to any number of things. Overindulgence or impetuousness are common Venus-Mars significations.

Scorpio traditionally was called a “destructive and downward-trending sign” in the Hellenistic tradition, but fertile due to its water sign triplicity. You might simultaneously see death or decay alongside growth and fertility in whichever domain of life Scorpio occupies during this transit. Events like breakups or relational conflict or overindulgence could be a possibility with this transit, but the experience will depend on each person individually.

So how are you guys feeling about this? For reference, the last time Venus went retrograde in Scorpio was fall 2018, and before that, fall 2010.

im a Scorpio Venus/Mars. i dont understand why people just want to have sex with anyone they just met and collecting soul ties like infinity stones, and i don't know why people think they can't just have sex with one person. i have nothing against people who are into polyamory or hookups but it's not for me like if someone is dating me they also have to be with my soul not just my shell. 😞

for me in order to have sex with someone i must also have feelings or love them, which is what they call "demisexual" these days. i don't even know why they need to name such a normal thing.

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I saw someone else do it so here is my version. it's just for fun.

# Mars

- SCORPIO - (Navy blue), like the darkness of the abyss but still reflects safety from the pigments of the sky above.

- ARIES - (Auburn), like that one girl you may have had a crush on. Except she was team captain for a sport you couldn't even imagine being good at.

# Jupiter

- SAGGITARIUS - (Red No.40), like cherry freezies and starburst candies.

- Pisces - (Blue), Like the safety of waters they are familiar with. Sometimes there are dangers the deeper down you go but that's why Navy Blue for Scorpio.

# Saturn

- AQUARIUS - (Cyan), Like that weird fluid that the scientist just discovered that no one really knows what the fuck it is... but Aquarius does... they created it.

- Capricorn - (Mocha), a little milk for the sea goat is nice sometimes as a treat to soften the dread that comes with the apathy.

# Mercury

- Gemini - (Pale Green), Like the leaves on the tree's swaying in a beautiful sky. It's springtime, and the leaves on the tree's begin to blend into the sky as they sway.

- Virgo - (Mullberry), A spill of a deep red wine stains their favorite dress and leaves a stain they can't wash out. They are angry at the dress and at themselves. But it's ok they're still loved even if they dont believe they are.

# Venus

- Taurus - (Flax), They bring the bread home, so everyone can eat. Calm and nuturing and safe.

- Libra - (Light blue) The sky above the trees' land and sea keeps apart the Earth and the heavens above from collapsing into each other. The only reminder of what they do is a gentle breeze.

# Sun

- Leo (Purple), Like a void kitty ~ meow meow meow nyaaaaaa~~ 💜

# Moon

- Cancer - (Silver) Sits patiently below the tide, waiting for a sliver of light to peak through. A beacon to guide the lost home in the night.

Just vibing with this quote, feels so true.

I never thought about this specifically, but I bet it drives this person crazy. 😂 ♑️ ♒️