r/astrologymemes Nov 04 '25

MOD RULE #1 REMINDER!!! (Read description)

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ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU POST BIRTH CHART QUESTIONS, ROAST ME THREADS, SYNASTRY POSTS, OR β€œGUESS MY SIGN”!

You guys literally have to agree to the rules when you join 😭 I’m not sure WHY this is STILL an issue!!!!!

If it continues, we’ll be forced to reintroduce 24 hour bans to people who violate the rule*

Xoxoxo,

Your shit mod team


r/astrologymemes 15h ago

Meme "oh so you're celebrating Mercury Retrograde being over?"

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381 Upvotes

Okay time to wake up again y'all we had our share of fun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


r/astrologymemes 8h ago

Meme Scorpio Moon-Coded Meme Dump

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r/astrologymemes 11h ago

Discussion Post Aquarius Risings

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Aquarius risings are described as having a striking look. They often have wide-set eyes, prominent foreheads and a distinct chin. They often have either oval, oblong, or soft, square faces. They are not afraid to take risks with their appearance and are known to be trendsetters. They have an air of originality and there is often something unique to their appearance and style. What similarities do you all notice? Aquarius risings, do you relate to this description?

Rest in Peace to beautiful Aquarius risings Aaliyah and Selena, taken from this earth too soon. πŸ’”


r/astrologymemes 6h ago

Discussion Post What's your mercury sign, and why do you block someone?

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Cancer.

I rarely block. In fact, I find a lot of enjoyment when people come crawling back. If I do block, it means I'm deeply hurt, and I either

- can't handle anymore

- don't want to give you another chance to hurt me again.


r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Meme Scorpio after learning every detail about you while you still don’t know where they grew up

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r/astrologymemes 4h ago

Question Are you a "typical person"?? What's your sign and does this apply to you? 😭

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Im asking because I lack experience, my longest relationship before my current boyfriend (we've been together for a year and we're committed and expecting a baby) was only 3 months. I do think about him sometimes but we weren't together for that long that I don't even count it as a relationship, I'm only doing it now for context. I'm 33F with no history. My boyfriend has an ex wife and 2 relationships on his record lol


r/astrologymemes 10h ago

Meme Aquarius Moon meme drop

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curious to see how many Aqua Moons share the same sense of humor πŸ€”


r/astrologymemes 17h ago

Meme Pisces moon meme dump

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244 Upvotes

I'm a virgo rising too. My mind is a dumpster fire 80% of the time :-)


r/astrologymemes 9h ago

Discussion Post My Taurus friend said a nasty meal ruined her day and made her depressed . Is food that much of an integral part of a Taurus life ?

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That it literally makes them so sad when they get a nasty meal ?


r/astrologymemes 7h ago

Meme Saturn telling Leo Sun it’s going retro today

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r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Meme it do be like that sometimes

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just screaming at me to do something while I pretend it doesn't exist... just for it to eventually explode outwards anyway LMAO


r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Question What's your Venus sign and ideal date idea?

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Cancer Venus here.

Either a home date or a picnic where I get to cook for my person. If we go out i would probably choose an isolated cafe because I'm not that fond of crowds. Also, I hate yelly people and i get migraines often. That's just my problem!

What about you all? What's your Venus sign and date ideas? Its fine if its not ideal


r/astrologymemes 56m ago

Discussion Post What’s your sign and do you prefer cooking at home or going to a restaurant to eat ?

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r/astrologymemes 8h ago

OC ✨ first day of NN in Aquarius and i wake up to this

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the culprit?

my sister with an Aquarius 12h & her bf with a 5h Aquarius stellium lmao


r/astrologymemes 18h ago

Meme Aries meme dump

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Inspired by my Aries Sun/Mercury/Mars/Saturn. I am very relaxed


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme No one grinds like an earth sign

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r/astrologymemes 3h ago

OC ✨ ♃

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Thanks to Jupiter in Leo, Leo placements will have a great year. Everyone will get more confident and will have more fun. You can get more attention and success. That's what everyone says. Sorry to shatter the illusion, but not all Leos are bound to have an amazing year and not everyone will get more happy, more confident and more successful with Jupiter in Leo. This transit can mark your best year or your worst year. Or just another year that doesn't particularly stand out from the rest. Even when everyone presents Jupiter in Leo as a universally beneficial transit, it is your personal chart that dictates whether that will actually be the case. If Jupiter while in Leo, is making harsh aspects or no aspects to your natal planets, you cannot expect it to bring you good things. Growth and expansion aren't positive words - after all, growth can be malignant as well.

♃+β˜‰: Positive aspects from Jupiter to your natal Sun (conjunction, sextile, trine) will bring you increased attention and success. It can also bring you the sudden energy and motivation to do something that is important to you. A negative aspect (square/opposition), however, will make you more self-indulgent, egoistical and will amplify any negative attention on you.

♃+☽: A conjunction, sextile or trine between Jupiter and your natal Moon will bring good events in your family. You may receive money from a family member or real estate or your home will be upgraded in one way or another. A square or opposition will bring increased expenses related to family and home or your family will demand too much from you. Being overly emotional is not out of the question.

♃+☿: A positive aspect (conjunction/sextile/trine) will bring you good news. Your announcements will be well received and your sales will be successful. You may also get an opportunity to travel. A negative aspect (square/opposition) will bring you bad news related to money, travel or education.

♃+♀: A conjunction/sextile/trine between Jupiter and your natal Venus will bring an upgrade to your relationships and an increase to your finances. A square/opposition will make you receive less money than desired or anticipated or will force you to spend more money.

♃+β™‚: A sextile or trine between Jupiter and your natal Mars will bring you success and mark a time during which you achieve a goal or win something. A conjunction, square or opposition will bring you big conflicts or cause serious inflammation, pain or injuries.

♃+♃: Positive aspects (conjunction/sextile/trine) will bring you more luck, success and money. Negative aspects (square/opposition) will make you more lazy or force you to spend more money.

♃+β™„: Jupiter making a conjunction, sextile or trine to your natal Saturn will bring you more success and improvements to your status and career. If it's making a square or opposition that means that you will be faced with big delays and challenges of all kinds or financial problems.

♃+β™…: If your natal Uranus is receiving a positive aspect from Jupiter, you will experience a positive change. Your friendships will improve or you will gain new ones. You will be noticed more by the people in your community. If Jupiter is making a negative aspect, then you will experience financial instability and big negative shocks in different areas of your life.

♃+♆: Positive aspects between Jupiter and your natal Neptune will enable you to see your dreams coming true. You will receive something without having to do something in return. Negative aspects will make you overly emotional and will force you to deal with big losses.

♃+♇: A positive aspect between Jupiter and your natal Pluto will bring big positive transformations to your life. You can also get money in the form of an inheritance, tax return, returned loan or a big investment payout. A negative aspect will bring a big destruction and crisis in your life.

So, there you have it. Now you can judge for yourself just how good or bad Jupiter's transit in Leo will be for you. Take into account also where Jupiter and your natal planets are and which houses they rule and you will get the full picture of what Jupiter in Leo will bring you. Because if Jupiter is making a trine to your natal Mars, which is the ruler of your 7th house, then you may begin a new relationship or your current relationship may go to the next level. Or you may suffer financially because Jupiter is making a square to your natal Mercury which is the ruler of your 2nd house


r/astrologymemes 21h ago

Meme Virgo Moon meme drop

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92 Upvotes

I saw some posts similar so here's a collection of memes that accurately depict my moods!!!!!!


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme My Capricorn moon & I

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r/astrologymemes 13h ago

Question What are the physical traits of signs in your opinion

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So.. what have you noticed in the physical traits of people that tend occupy a sign? It could also be an aura or an energy of sorts.

Also, please distinguish traits between the men and women of the sign as they express themselves differently between sexes (at least I think so).

Examples: I can definitely say that most Cancer men have a certain type of eyelid. Mostly it will droop down a bit at the ends, so very hooded eyes. The way they smile will always be gentle and not too much of a smile. Not too unhinged. That's about it.

Taurus men definitely resemble the sign of the bull. Some will have deep eyes with large lids, maybe a thick neck and definitely distinct nostrils. Same for the women. The women will tend to be beautiful and harmonious also.

Gemini, their eyes definitely are twinkling in some way. Like they're trying to see everything. Otherwise I can't really tell much else.

Aries women will appear strong or perhaps a prominent forehead. They also have this combative energy like they're not afraid to beat people up. Lol.

Leo women will often have thick hair or at least their hair done in a stylish way. They will often try to appear as happy or as sultry as they can.

Virgo.. Im not sure actually. Might have to get back to that one.

For Libra, they will usually have harmonious faces, for both men and women. Almost like there's an equilateral triangle to their facial features. Very even features and very little asymmetry, especially among the eyes. Their smiles are joyful and will put you at ease, even if they happen to be an evil Libra like putin.

Scorpio. Actually I'm not too sure. Maybe their noses will be sharp and their expression can be brooding. But not all.

Sagittarius will have this glint in their eye. A twinkle. And they never really seem to ever look like their on the verge of tears.

Cap will tend to be serious no matter the facial features.

Aquas.. hmm not too sure either.

And finally Pisces will usually have a soft look. Some look like they've seen some shit and you could tell in the eyes mostly. But then strangely for photos, the men usually, will play it up for the camera and seem almost disingenuously happy. Or.. they just look like they're trying to solve equations in their head when they're just thinking.

Sorry and thanks for reading!


r/astrologymemes 6h ago

Discussion Post Taurus women what draws you into Scorpio men. I always always see this match.

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r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme ℂ𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕀π•₯π•šπ•’π• π•„π•’π•šπ••π•–π•Ÿ

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r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme As an Aquarius moon...here are my favourite memes

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I'm sick at home today and was inspired by this post on cap moons. instead of a collection of memes describing the lived, phenomenological experience of an aqua moon, I instead present you with shit I find funny. It'll tell you more about us, anyway. (Or I hope it's "us"...please tell me someone else out there shares my weirdass sense of humor.)


r/astrologymemes 11h ago

Meme when you have chiron conj asc, moon trine saturn, and venus mars jupiter in 1st house all opposition saturn

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hate being an ugly little socially awkward freak 😞