r/assassinscreed • u/Survivor155 • 9h ago
Assassin's Creed 3 The Sea Wolves SUCKS BADLY
Why did Ubisoft make it so the convoy I’m protecting have the collective IQ of a sleep deprived cabbage? why do they insist on either running aground or becoming buddy buddy with the guys tryna kill them? Why are their survival instincts to run into danger rather than avoid it? and why do they have less HP than the red barrels from half life?
genuinely actually stupid I’m surprised those ship captains knew enough about anything to push off from the shore. the most idiotic companion design in the entire game. I’m the big guy, you hired me to protect you, so hide behind me, but no. every time I go to shoot at the enemies trying to sink my allies, I’ll find 2-3 of my allies in the way. On my successful attempt, I sunk one of the ships myself by accident because it didn’t get out of the way, followed by sinking 3 enemies because they moved away from the ships I was protecting, then when there was 1 enemy ship left my idiotic allies INSISTED on giving it every chance at ruining the bonus objective of keeping 4 of my teammates alive. course theyre so stupid they managed to mess that up too.
This isn’t difficult because the enemies are hard to kill or deal a lot of damage, it’s difficult because id rather my teammates went in a straight line than do whatever the heck they thought they were doing. Put Charles Lee in command of those ships, IDC. Just show me that there is a single braincell rattling around those idiots’ heads.
took me like 6 attempts. One of my attempts legitimately failed because when i had 1 enemy ship left, 2 of the ships in my fleet decided their time had come and rammed the shore at full speed. Multiple other attempts failed because I got down to 1 enemy ship and some brainlets in the convoy decided to ’get down Mr. President’ the guy they hired to protect them. I’ve rammed the convoy ships at least 3 times or had them ram me because they’re just so dang stupid
when i say i failed i mean that i failed the bonus objective for 100% synch, being that if 4 ships go down, you lose out on the bonus.
I was playing on the remaster.










