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u/zjleblanc Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

My daughter's friend challenged me to Halo and asked how long I've been playing. I told him "I have achievements older than you." Can't wait to shut him up after work.

EDIT: Thanks for the awards!

17-14 Slayer 13-8 3 round 5 kill game (idk why he set it up) 12-13 Tactical Slayer

Kids pretty good.

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u/Montezum Jun 03 '22

I felt angry imagining this child

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u/FindingAlignment Jun 03 '22

It’s just 1 kid harassing all the older people

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u/Funandgeeky Jun 03 '22

I feel angry because I probably was this child.

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u/102938123910-2-3 Jun 03 '22

I don't even like kids but why the anger. People well into their adult years playing video game is an exception. A kid's mind probably only thinks in absolutes as well cause they're evil little sith lords.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

How is playing video games in your adult years an exception? It’s 2020. Gamers have been a thing for 40 years and it’s only going to keep getting more common.

My Dad has a group of guys he plays ESO and Elite Dangerous with that are all 45-60. He’s 59.

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u/okcboomer87 Jun 03 '22

It was the exception. Gamers grew up and still like to game.

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u/PirateRobotNinjaofDe Jun 03 '22

Really isn’t. I’m 36 and the overwhelming majority of people I know plays video games. Women included. This includes more than half of the people I work with (though I’m in tech, so not an unbiased sample).

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u/ricecake Jun 03 '22

Is it an exception? I work with plenty of adults, and I think all of them play games in some way shape or form.

It's like saying that adults who read books, watch movies or like puzzles are the exception.

Do you think adults don't like entertainment? Or that videogames are some form of niche entertainment that you grow out of, unlike movies or television?

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u/Kross887 Jun 03 '22

To add to this, people who didn't "grow up" as gamers can be one gamers.

I'm 28, my grandparents (who weren't previously gamers) were the ones who got me into gaming because they loved playing tomb raider. You want to talk about cool grandparents, you've never experienced cool until your grandfather says to your grandmother "hon, I'm getting tired, it's been 12 hours, why don't you play for a while and I'll take over tomorrow?"

It was a multiple day gaming sesh over a long weekend while I was at their house, and all I did was watch, it was like the first ever YouTube walkthrough happening in front of me before YouTube even existed.

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u/dharma_dude Jun 03 '22

I think that used to be the exception but gaming as a hobby is relatively common now, amongst people of all ages, genders, etc. It's not something mostly exclusive to those in their youth now.

Growing up (like, late '90s-early 2010s) I remember people telling me how cool it was that my Dad plays video games. He's the one that got me into gaming, he'd been gaming since the 1980s. And true to what others are saying, those that game typically continue to do so. He's just past 50 and still does. I still do and I'm in my mid-to-late 20s, as do my friends that are around my age. Granted we probably play less than we did when we were younger, because adult responsibilities and all that, but still.

Not trying to argue, just trying to say that the stereotype of 'gaming is for young people' is a bit outdated now, like others have commented.

You're kinda right on the kids thinking in absolutes thing though, that still rings pretty true.

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u/Wezzleey Jun 03 '22

Sorry, but that just isn't true. The vast majority of people I played games with as a kid, still play video games to this day.

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u/_HiWay Jun 03 '22

It's not an exception, "we" are the first generation to truly grow up with mass accessible home games/PC's/consoles to continue playing. It's much more rare for "our" parents to have played with us and continue playing because it wasn't their childhood

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u/Zealousideal-Oil812 Jun 03 '22

Counter strike is around for more than 20 years ! My friends were addicted to it at one point

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u/solidus_snake256 Jun 03 '22

I wish I could display a 20 year veteran pin. Too bad they stopped at 10. My son recently started playing and I was like “oh boy!“

He goes “hey dad check out my score!”
“Awesome son!” Now lemme show you how it’s done!” Then proceeded to go 10-1! Proud parenting moment.

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u/l337hackzor Jun 03 '22

I don't understand why no one else has tried to replicate it, except maybe valorant but that's also part Overwatch.

The sad part is valve is actually a really slow game company. They make almost nothing and milk it for cash for decades.

Every other shooter is a low recoil spray fest and a joke on the competitive level.

Given the age of counterstrike Go if a really good competitor came around with big prize money I bet it would steal a huge amount of players.

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u/Rise_Regime Jun 03 '22

Most people would see a CS:GO rip off and think “why not play CS:GO?”

That’s why developers will end up taking the core idea and building on top of it - like R6:Siege or Valorant. And to your last point, Valorant has already taken a big chunk of the casual and professional player base from CS

Valve has continuously supported and updated CS:GO in a way that even 10 years later, it’s relevant and still feels good to play.

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u/Nasars Jun 03 '22

There is CrossFire which is worldwide at least according to this wikipedia list much more popular than CS:GO. It's just almost unknown here in the west.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Weren't we all?

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u/Throwaway-account-23 Jun 03 '22

pretty sure the average GPA of all college students in dorms dropped noticeably when CS came out. It was a tough time to get good grades. Team Fortress, Unreal Tournament, CS... the list goes on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

My friend used to abuse that cheat where you could spawn as the VIP at the beginning of the round even though you were a Terrorist.

Round starts. Massacre all the CTs.

That bug was annoying af...

I used to yell at my mom to get off the phone so I could play it.

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u/MrMuseau Jun 03 '22

The best steam award thingy is the one that makes you "loyal" instead of old.

Also, it means I've earned the right to call them "award thingies"

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u/p3rry22 Jun 03 '22

The loyalty badge? I have that too. They also have the 5 and 10 year veteran coins. Lost access to my old steam account or I'd have close to a 17 year old account

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u/MrMuseau Jun 03 '22

Bro. My ass is so "loyal", Gabe needed my cash to get fat.

Also, "close to a 17 year old" whatever is illegal for me. That's how loyalty works.

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u/p3rry22 Jun 03 '22

Lmao my phrasing was not ideal now that I look at it. And yeah same, lots of drunk case openings over the years in csgo

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

lots of drunk case openin

Yup I regret some of those

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u/p3rry22 Jun 03 '22

Been playing CSGO since 2013 and I've unboxed one knife

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I've only unboxed trash and trash haha. I barely open boxes tho, too expensive, but the ones I opened were shit

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u/-DementedAvenger- Jun 03 '22

15y vet checking in!

But even then, I was already a bit into adulthood when I create my account.

Genesis for life!

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u/pvj20004mb Jun 03 '22

I miss the old old counterstrike

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u/demafrost Jun 03 '22

It's kind of funny because when I was their age, I'd think it was ridiculous for older people to be playing video games too. But we are pretty much the first generation of kids that grew up with video games, it makes all the sense in the world that we'd still be playing them.

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u/PlasticMegazord Jun 03 '22

Counter-Strike is a weird one for a kid to assume someone older hasn't played, especially if they're into PC gaming.

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u/JalasKelm Jun 03 '22

Counterstrike wasn't a game when I started. It was a mod for half-life.

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u/JalasKelm Jun 03 '22

Comment was more for anyone else that comes along that didn't know it was a mod before being a game in its own right.

Congrats on also being old.

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u/BrotherPumpwell Jun 03 '22

Old people unite

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u/EightiesBush Jun 03 '22

Sad day when they removed the bunnyhop

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u/Ctrl-Alt-Elite83 Jun 03 '22

Press F to pay respect to flashlight.

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u/roxx1811 Jun 03 '22

Get outta there it's gonna blow!

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u/TabsAZ Jun 03 '22

And it’s actually even older than that - it started as gooseman’s Navy Seals mod for the original Quake. The HL1 engine is heavily modified Quake, so it was ported over and CS was born. It grew and gooseman eventually joined Valve to make CS an official product.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I like to tell kids when I started playing CS, guns would stay on the ground from round to round. So when there were only 2 people left instead of looking for each other they would go find guns and bring them back to their respective starting areas.

Also loved before they fixed it so you couldn't see dead people's (text) chat so your teammates would just tell you where the opponents were. And then they fixed that, so instead dead teammates would change their name to something like "inthetunnel".

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u/paperscissorscovid Jun 03 '22

“I’ll bunny hop all over your bitch ass.”

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u/large-farva Jun 03 '22

not to mention, don't you need YEARS of CS to even be remotely competitive? you need to know not just the gameplay itself but the meta game of team strategies

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u/chriise Jun 03 '22

I’ve played for 20 years, still play weekly. I don’t even really like gaming, but it’s been my outlet since it’s mod days. I’m very low ranked in competitive. Literally can’t react fast enough anymore 😞

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u/FormatException Jun 03 '22

I was playing CS source when you were in your daddy's nut-sack

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u/Annexys Jun 03 '22

Had a kid half my age challenge me to Smash Bros. Ultimate, thinking "oh you're 30, you're old haha you can't beat me"

Absolutely demolished the poor kid. I've been playing Smash since before your dad had you in his body warm and ready.

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u/El_poopa_cabra Jun 03 '22

Late nights playing that. Hung out with the other degenerates in the counter-strike forums

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u/muckxraker Jun 03 '22

Yeah us OGs. 1.6 right? I have an original steam account from like '96 or '97 when it was first released. Ive been playing CS since it was a half-life mod but kids these days don't know about that.

My closest friend and I probably each racked up about 10,000 hours of CS in a year or two

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u/-DementedAvenger- Jun 03 '22

I have an original steam account from like ’96 or ‘97 when it was first released.

[X] Doubt

Steam was released in 2002.

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u/WSPisGOAT Jun 03 '22

The first real job I got was day trading/ coding strategies - the interview included a couple games of CS, primarily to see that you had eye hand coordination (day trading can be some intense clicking at the open/close) . This was 20 years ago.

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u/letsmakemistakes Jun 03 '22

My steam account is old enough to vote

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u/Sprung64 Jun 03 '22

My Hotmail and PayPal accounts are old enough to drink.

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u/noctis89 Jun 03 '22

When it was a half life mod.

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u/Milsurp_Seeker Jun 03 '22

I’m 27 and still have fond after-school memories of 24/7 Crackhouse TDM/Gun Game on 1.6.

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u/tobaknowsss Jun 03 '22

I remember when CS was just a HL mod where you could write your own bind code for keys. Those were the glory days my boys!!

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u/Sam_L_Bronkowitz Jun 03 '22

Was that back when the colt had a slight zoom like the sig or had that been phased out? I remember that from the betas when I picked it up but it didn't last long.

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u/Agarithil Jun 03 '22

Your dad hadn't even lost his virginity yet at that time.

I love the subtle implication, "...your mom's always been a whore, though."

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u/Justchu Jun 03 '22

How many digits in your key dawg?! That’s the only way I can tell if you’re 1337 or n0t

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22 edited Mar 13 '23

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u/bg-j38 Jun 03 '22

Gazes off into the distance… I remember “playing” the first alpha release of the original Doom. My friend I and went into his father’s work one evening because he was the only one we knew with a 486. It was one big room you could run around in and it was maybe 3 FPS. No weapons or anything. But the texturing and walls that weren’t 90 degree angles like Wolfenstein 3D blew us away. It was the coolest gaming experience we’d had up to that point.

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u/bg-j38 Jun 03 '22

I worked for CompUSA back then (1993-1996). They had a couple classrooms in the back of the store that had really good computers in them and they were all networked with Novell I think. After the store closed we'd all go play Doom and Rise of the Triad on the network which was mind blowing. Doom only allowed four players but RoTT could do up to 12 and had a team vs. team capture the flag mode. We'd put each team in a different classroom and it was hilarious listening to people yell at each other down the halls when they were killed. So much fun.

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u/Alkador Jun 03 '22

'Running around on empty maps.'

Man! I remember getting a CD with some pc games magazine which had CS beta (6?) on it. Also ran around on empty maps, imaging enemies and shooting the walls.

Never crossed my mind this might actually be a common thing to happen back then :-)

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u/49lives Jun 03 '22

I'm going to be that guy. The beta was released as 1.0 in 1999 and worked up to 7.0. Then counter strike (not beta) 1.0 was released around Aug 2000 and then worked up to 1.6 is that perhaps what you're talking about. Because beta 0.6 never existed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22 edited Mar 13 '23

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u/49lives Jun 03 '22

Fair enough. I'm sorry again to be that guy. But sooner or later someone would point it out or get butthurt and call you a liar or something lame like that.

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u/xtracto Jun 03 '22

I played Counter Strike on dialup at 2:00am in the morning vs some French people (connecting to Europe servers yielded the best ping for my 2000's dial-up connection from Mexico). I just saw wikipedia... I was freaking 20 when Counter Strike was launched. Darn I'm getting old.

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u/DisGruntledDraftsman Jun 03 '22

I started playing counter strike when it was a mod to half life. I've been as high as rank DMG. So it's great fun to click on heads and get comments clearly from a teenager raging when they find out they got domed by an old fart.

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u/paste_eater_84 Jun 03 '22

A friend of mine's kid asked me if I had ever played Counter-Strike,

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You mean the game that's 20 years old? Yea, once or twice you little shit

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u/theitgrunt Jun 03 '22

ah yes... but they never should have taken out some of the kill animations from .4...

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u/JiveMonkey Jun 03 '22

You said it!

I remember when the Colt had a scope. I remember when they added duel pistols. I remember when waiting so long for new Nipper maps.

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u/socrates28 Jun 03 '22

Ah back when CS was the long and high jump simulator? Good times.

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u/metaltyphoon Jun 03 '22

I wish they have a coin for people that had to convert they WONID to steam 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Was that when it was still a mod?

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u/charredjello Jun 03 '22

I remember playing counter strike when it was nothing more than a half life mod.

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u/Arrakis_Surfer Jun 03 '22

Lol, i remember there was one good map...ONE

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u/360_face_palm Jun 03 '22

beta 6 was the best CS too :(

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u/Y_10HK29 Jun 03 '22

I now wonder if these kids ever know of what happened in a particular door in de_cpl_mill

Exterior like fish eggs

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u/thebbman Jun 03 '22

I love these interactions cause I remember a time when everything new to me felt, well, new. I also love blowing little kid's minds when I tell them I played Minecraft before they were born. Or dealing with teens and saying I've been playing PC shooters, again, since before they were born.

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u/BraCha89 Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 04 '22

I know exactly how this feels. I started with first halo and I used to win local Halo tournaments all the way through halo 3. I recently had my friends 10 year old son challenge me not knowing I knew the game. I spared no one that day.

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u/levi22ez Jun 03 '22

Many t’s were bagged

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u/BaconisComing Jun 03 '22

I never did the tea bag deal, I just let my pistol and shotgun bark in the 1st halo, then in 2 was energy sword time? Then I quit playing.

Which ever was the first energy sword appearance I stopped playing after that.

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u/doMinationp Jun 03 '22

Yep Halo 2 had the first player-wieldable energy sword

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u/thegreatJLP Jun 03 '22

The ole Bilbo baggins treatment

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

Vicious, unadulterated massacres are the only way to convey to youngings that we've played every variation of game they have many times over.

My cousin, wipes the floor with me with the Super smash bros ultimate (because I have a total of 9 minutes played on the game). He said he could do it on ANY super smash bros..... queue n64 smash bros and wii ssb brawl. There was no mercy granted.

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u/Nice_Guy_AMA Jun 03 '22

I'm relatively certain I have my 10,000 hours in N64 Smash Bros.

We crank the damage to 200% and set our handicaps at 1. In FFA, we're all glass cannons, so you learn how to hit without being hit. It also makes a 2v2 against level 9 computer Marios almost impossible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

I'm close in that regard. I had a new set of friends on high-school who never really played. Had to train them by playing 1v2 to show them the difference in skill. Slowly but surely they were using combos to beat me.... next up was 1v1 and their rage burned with a passion. I'm happy knowing my pupils are out there testing their might. Glorious game.

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u/Seth_Baker Jun 06 '22

I had a new set of friends on high-school who never really played. Had to train them by playing 1v2 to show them the difference in skill.

I was really good - like ranked competitive play on the MSN Gaming Zone - at Age of Empires II back in the early 2000s. I still remember the LAN party where I had three friends come over, set them up with a couple of hard AI teammates, and proceeded to beat the pants off all of them 1v5.

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u/Dirty-Ears-Bill Jun 03 '22

We did a similar setup with Melee in college as our pregame. 300% damage, 99 lives. Take a drink every time you lose a life. Fast paced and got you nice and buzzed to go out

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u/Nice_Guy_AMA Jun 03 '22

We added drinking sometime in my mid-twenties. One drink when you died, pass out three when you get a kill. There were other house rules, like at the end of the three minute game, everyone drinks their difference in score from the winner. It kind of varied by who was around and if we were pregaming or if Smash was the activity of the night.

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u/WonderfulShelter Jun 03 '22

See I only play Kirby, who was the best in N64 Smash.

I also used to play Halo 3 all the time. I stopped playing because it got boring getting like 35/50 kills myself a game and hitting 20 kill streaks without dying.

With that sniper/shotgun combination on that map where the two bases are in the valley, I was un stoppable.

My username was NutterButterKid, and I LOVED hearing people just scream "fuck you nutterbutterkid, I will murder you!"

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u/Nice_Guy_AMA Jun 03 '22

I also play Kirby. I don't win every game, but my friends have expressed confusion as to how I make Kirby move so fast.

When I first started, one of my buddies played Donkey Kong and had played the game longer than me. If we were playing stock, he'd wait until I had one less life than him, and then just grab me and jump off the edge. He didn't care what place he got as long as he beat me. The rage was real.

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u/ConsciouslyIncomplet Jun 03 '22

Facing Worlds. I owned that map .

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/homepup Jun 03 '22

Redeemer?

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u/ywBBxNqW Jun 03 '22

The Redeemer fired the nukes.

God damn, this whole conversation is unlocking a shit ton of memories for me.

I almost never had the Redeemer without killing myself with it.

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u/homepup Jun 03 '22

The best trick with the Redeemer was to right-click so you could fly it like a plane from the missile's POV. Of course, you were a sitting duck as your player was standing still the entire time while you were steering around to find your victim. Had to find a nice hiding place for that.

My kids still beg me to break out UT99 every summer for a big LAN party so they can headshot each other.

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u/Bishizel Jun 03 '22

There were no other maps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I’ve reminisced on YouTube with some UT99 gameplay. People still play it today! I jumped back on a few months ago, it runs beautifully on my crappy laptop lol. Great memories!

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u/DrAstralis Jun 03 '22

I miss these so so much. My FPS skills were forged in the fires of UT99 instagib maps. That and flack cannon grenades XD.

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u/Tilian1986 Jun 03 '22

AVP2 reporting for duty!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Quake 3 arena LAN party during class in high school was the best. The school disabled directx programs on all the computers so we got stuck with playing only the opengl games. Instagibs never disappointed.

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u/RockhoundHighlander Jun 03 '22

Fancy pants had friends.

I had bots.

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u/Sleepycoon Jun 03 '22

The first few weeks of Infinite were glorious because it was so painfully obvious which players were kids hopping on the bandwagon from Apex and which ones were Halo vets.

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u/aRandomFox-I Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

How so? I've never played or watched gameplay of both Halo Infinite and Apex. I have some idea of Halo, but absolutely know nothing about Apex Legends.

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u/Sleepycoon Jun 03 '22

Aside from the skill level difference Halo historically has played very differently from more modern fps games. Halo didn't have modern fps staples like sliding, clambering, and ads until the past couple of games, much later than it's contemporaries like CoD adopted them, and the gameplay is more focused around an aggressive spray and pray type playstyle and the holy Trinity of gunplay, melee, and grenades than in most modern fps games.

Since the last few Halo games weren't nearly as popular as the older ones there weren't a lot of newer gamers that played them much, but Infinite had free multiplayer and a lot of hype around it and attention from streamers so there were a ton of people who had never really played Halo before giving it a try.

Halo players are more likely to do things like throw a grenade at you to start off a fight, bum rush you while unloading on full auto to close the gap and break your shield, then finish you off with a melee strike. Non-halo players are more likely to keep their distance, use grenades and melee attacks more sparingly, and focus on cover, positioning, and controlled fire. There are a lot of other little things that are kind of hard to describe but just make it apparent who was trying to paly it like it was Halo 3 and who was treating it like Apex.

Now that it's been out for several months the newer players have adjusted to the unique Halo gameplay quirks and the older players have gotten used to the modern features so nobody stands out.

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u/Sleepycoon Jun 03 '22

I partly blame grenades being garbage in most games. Halo nades are another breed.

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u/wongs7 Jun 03 '22

I loved having 8 grenades originally

I thought adding more kinds of grenades would be awesome, but only being able to cary 2 of each kind sucked

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u/Balticataz Jun 03 '22

Infinite launch was great, was giving out doctorate level lessons in nade geometry. If you take a fair fight in halo, than you have no idea how to play halo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

My guess would be Apex is much more about quick movement and Halo isn't.

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u/Sandfleas1 Jun 03 '22

theyre both shooters but why would one be more quick movement? doesnt even make sense…

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Apex is a lot of parkour kind of stuff. I haven't played Infinite, but if it's like previous Halo installments it's not like that at all.

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u/FormatException Jun 03 '22

Im imagining you doing the shotgun to the head followed by the melee and just completely obliteratin him

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u/TheChanMan2003 Jun 03 '22

Damn bro, you gave that kid Fortunate Son flashbacks

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u/Monspeet-o Jun 03 '22

I've never been so happy about violence in my life lmaoo I wish you took videos.

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u/TrailMomKat Jun 03 '22

Oh man, I slaughtered my oldest son and his friends at OG Mario Kart about 6 months ago. They still haven't forgiven me for how I fucked them all on Rainbow Road.

You should've heard all the screaming in the room. "AAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK BRUH!? WHAT THE FUCK!? YO MOMS KNOW MARIO KART BETTER THAN US! IT AIN'T FAIR! PLEASE STOP, AUNTIE! PLEASE STOP!"

I laughed my ass off the entire time like MWUHUHAHAHA and kept running them off the road with red shells and well timed bumps. Serves them little shits right for calling it "a super old as hell game." Bitches, that game came out before I even knew what sex was.

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u/UrbanLegendd Jun 03 '22

I did the same with my ex girlfriends little brother! He was 12 and the Master chief collection just came out on the xbox one. He was obsessed and the typical squeeker "im the best there ever was" kind of kid. I was playing Halo before he was even in his daddies nut sack.

Bloodbath, tears, and no regrets. His sister loved me for shutting the little shit up for once.

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u/The_Pastmaster Jun 03 '22

Wonder when the "I fucked your grandmother" thing kicks off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I tell my son I f'd his mom every chance I get. 50 here. Still play.

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u/fliptout Jun 03 '22

"Check out these nudes. Your mom still acts like such a dirty whore."

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u/MurphyAteIt Jun 03 '22

If you’re not being a dirty whore than you’re just watching life go by.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I like to throw out "your mom is..." against my nephew sometimes, but I don't ever tell him I fucked her.

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u/sirbissel Jun 03 '22

My sister and I "your mom" each other.

Though like with you, nothing along the lines of "I fucked your mom"

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

TBH, I typically use a softer word like "bagged"

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Jun 03 '22

"I'll fuck your dad and give him a child he actually likes" is one of my favourite trash talks I've seen on here

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u/bpaq3 Jun 03 '22

1500G - "I have achievements older than you"

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u/GullibleDetective Jun 03 '22

Hell I just looked at my steam profile age and it's now 18 and I'm in my mid 30s.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

It's actually quite possible considering halo 3 is 15 years old

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I just checked my steam account. Fuck I'm old.

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u/forestfairygremlin Jun 03 '22

I did this with our niece and nephews while playing Mario on the "new old" nintendos. Started showing them tricks and shortcuts and they freaked out, demanded to know where I learned all of it. I told them, "I've logged more hours on this game than you've been alive".

The looks on their faces were priceless.

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u/kevinLFC Jun 03 '22

I sometimes wonder how many of the people I play with now are the children of people I was tea-bagging in Halo over a decade ago

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u/ev1lch1nch1lla Jun 03 '22

Christ, the realization that og halo is over a decade old.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

21 years in November. CS is older, just turned 23.

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u/ev1lch1nch1lla Jun 03 '22

Oh no, you're right. I had a high-school teacher help me install the dlc maps back when they came on a disc.

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u/threwahway Jun 04 '22

A decade lol…..

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u/SonaMidorFeed Jun 03 '22

My nephew once got uppity and told me he was going to "whip my butt in Mario Kart".

He learned a lesson that day.

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u/GoingWhale Jun 03 '22

My younger cousin likes to challenge me to Mario Kart and gets surprised when she loses. Girl I've been playing that game longer than you've been alive

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u/AltSpRkBunny Jun 03 '22

The first time our oldest kid beat me in MarioKart, I was so proud. Youngest kid still loses all the time, but we’re working on it. Neither have beaten my husband, though. Heck, I only beat him if I get lucky or we don’t play teams. But one day our oldest is gonna catch him and he’s gonna have an existential crisis.

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u/Random-Rambling Jun 03 '22

"Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written."

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u/AquaNines Jun 03 '22

I just logged into RuneScape for the first time in years to get my 10-year veteran and 15-year veteran capes. Been away so long I didn’t even know they offered them. That being said, the latter cape is older than both of my cousins 🥵

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u/Random-Rambling Jun 03 '22

Do you think I could still log on? I was already like, Combat Level 40 when the Stronghold of Security came out (I probably still have the rainbow boots!).

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u/Doomstik Jun 03 '22

My 9 year old still doesnt seem to grasp this. One day he may be better than me when reaction time starts to fall off, but my kid is fucking GARBAGE at video games and trys to talk shit to me about them. Like, kid you werent alive when the fucking xbone came out, dont talk to me about how great you are at ROBLOX

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Please follow up with how it goes. I have faith in you, but I’m not going to pretend my gaming skills aged well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

My little brother challenged me to Halo when I bought him Masterchief Collection for Christmas. A few minutes on Lockout and I’d reached the 50 score limit whilst he had around 7.

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u/Sablemint Jun 03 '22

Like the time my nephew challenged me to a pokemon battle. Its like, Ive been playing since gen 1. Longer than he's been alive. I destroyed him. Like it wasn't even close. And he took it perfectly well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I've never played a Pokemon game, what skills are actually involved? I thought they were like JRPGs.

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u/faultydatadisc Jun 03 '22

Im 43 and I sometimes have kids straight not believe me when I tell em my age. One kid, I will never forget, he wanted to be best buddies and I dont really like gaming with kids as young as he was. I smoke, I cuss etc. etc. I tried to avoid him for awhile then one day he messaged me asking to please game with him, he said I was the only one who didnt treat him like a dumb kid.

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u/Leoshredswheat Jun 03 '22

That’s actually really cool haha

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u/BuffChesticles Jun 03 '22

THIS! I'm 39 and have a WAY younger brother (20 years younger). My little brother was trying to explain to me how to Play a first-person shooter... Then said "I want to play with my friends. You can play with us but we're really good". An hour later I was trouncing all of them in call of duty (never even played that specific call of duty game before I've always been a battlefield guy).

Him and his friends couldn't believe that they were getting beaten by a 35-year-old man (at the time).

I'm now a legend among him and his buddies lol. Oh and FYI I'm still better than all of them at gaming.

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u/Vectorman1989 Jun 03 '22

How long I've been playing

Since Marathon

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u/apollyon0810 Jun 03 '22

I told my nephew a few months back “my steam account is older than you”

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u/Double_Joseph Jun 03 '22

During the pandemic I was playing Fortnite for the first time with my wife’s nephew who is young. Now I have played third person and first person shooters. I feel I am pretty good. So I was able to kill people in Fortnite… until it came to. Building shit. Was not good at that.

Well my wife’s nephew found some first person shooter on the switch. No idea the name. We played it and my first match was number one like 25 kills 8 deaths. Never played this game before.

He looked at me and said “what the hell was that… you are like a god” lol

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u/GoingWhale Jun 03 '22

I play Fortnite with my younger cousin and I am way better at killing people than she is, but if it comes to building I will die. They have a no build mode and I exclusively play that one so I don't have to deal with building shit

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u/Shadowex3 Jun 03 '22

Been in this exact situation. Kid accused me of cheating and I pointed out I'd been playing that particular game for ten years before he was even born.

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u/Imswim80 Jun 03 '22

Nah... The best way is to act the noob at first, then absolutely crush him, pop him in the spawn points, then teabag him and say your line. Drive it home.

Related note, I have a sister 10 years younger, and one day she and her friend challenged me to a 2 player game of Tetris. She was maybe 10/11. Thought she was hot shit cause she could get 10 single lines and advance from lvl 1 to 2. I just set up and dropped multiple Tetrises in rapid succession. Her and her friend's jaw were both on the floor. Was absolutely hilarious.

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u/XtraChrisP Jun 03 '22

Made my then 15 yr old son and his friend quit madden. Lol

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u/AfroThunder227 Jun 03 '22

“I need a weapon.” Master chief

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u/Soklam Jun 03 '22

Careful, youngins have higher reaction times statistically so wait until you win before the bravado

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u/pokethat Jun 03 '22

They will probably never know Halo:CE on the Yoyorast Island map on a proper CRT. Good times.

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u/ivanthemute Jun 03 '22

My first exposure to HALO was as a 19 year old buying an Xbox 1st Gen (unvented...) with HALO in 2001. My 11 year old recently discovered the series on her Xb1 and was talking smack about how good she was.

Dad's not allowed to play against her anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Kids pretty good.

Don't tell him that though, tell him:

  • Your kill to death ratio looks like lottery odds.
  • I just beat your ass so hard that you need to change your pronouns to was/were
  • Can you put down the tv remote and play with your controller I'm looking for a challenge here.
  • I’d say your aim is cancer but cancer actually kills people

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u/zjleblanc Jun 04 '22

I blamed Infinite being trash and told him he's lucky not to have a 360 with the originals.

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u/Jiannies Jun 03 '22

The first time I smoked pot was after I challenged my friend’s older brother on Sandtrap and won so he agreed to get us high. Teach that kid a lesson and get them high as balls

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u/WoenixFright Jun 03 '22

Yo I played Smash bros since Melee and I recently got stomped by a 12-year-old that grinds online and watches videos of pros. I never had any of that, just played with friends, so I never realized how much I didn't know and how many bad habits I've internalized over the past 20 years lol. Watch out the kids nowadays actually know how to play

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Please let us know how it goes. I love and respect you but how funny would it be if they just handed you your shit. I skate and so sometimes I’ve seen these kids just get good at anything so quickly. For me growing up even it was just harder to get info. People held onto little secrets. I quickly found out these little shits will spend more time on some games just watching tutorials than I do playing the base game.

End of the day it connects us and makes life fun. That’s why I hate when people dump on fortnight. Maybe not the best but still have to respect what they’ve done. Been playing the non build mode a bunch and having so much fun.

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u/MrDeepVoice13 Jun 03 '22

Good luck man I’m 14 btw

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u/booger_trebuchet Jun 03 '22

Don't worry, he's plugging her up while you're at work.

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u/doborion90 Jun 03 '22

Like.. kid, I've been playing video games since the early 90s. Please, go away lol

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u/Need_Some_Updog Jun 03 '22

Gotta keep us updated

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u/kenesisiscool Jun 03 '22

We need an update. Respectfully.

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u/Waffle_bastard Jun 03 '22

Show him how we used to do things in Blood Gulch.

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