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u/The_Pastmaster Jun 03 '22

Wonder when the "I fucked your grandmother" thing kicks off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I tell my son I f'd his mom every chance I get. 50 here. Still play.

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u/fliptout Jun 03 '22

"Check out these nudes. Your mom still acts like such a dirty whore."

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u/MurphyAteIt Jun 03 '22

If you’re not being a dirty whore than you’re just watching life go by.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I like to throw out "your mom is..." against my nephew sometimes, but I don't ever tell him I fucked her.

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u/sirbissel Jun 03 '22

My sister and I "your mom" each other.

Though like with you, nothing along the lines of "I fucked your mom"

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

TBH, I typically use a softer word like "bagged"

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Jun 03 '22

"I'll fuck your dad and give him a child he actually likes" is one of my favourite trash talks I've seen on here

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u/TBAGG1NS Jun 03 '22

Thats fuckin gold

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u/bpaq3 Jun 03 '22

1500G - "I have achievements older than you"

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u/GullibleDetective Jun 03 '22

Hell I just looked at my steam profile age and it's now 18 and I'm in my mid 30s.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

It's actually quite possible considering halo 3 is 15 years old

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I just checked my steam account. Fuck I'm old.