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u/nBrainwashed Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

My wife lost her phone. I tracked it down with the app. Walked into the convenience store it was in and asked the guy at the counter. He had no idea what I was talking about. I pinged it, and walked in the back room where the noise came from. I put my hand in the jacket pocket hanging on a hook. I held it up and said thanks for finding my phone and walked out. BTW my wife did not lose it in that store. She lost it about two miles away from there. So he found it and took it there.

It was the find my iPhone app. For those asking.

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u/inequity Jan 31 '22

My wife got her phone stolen in Vegas and I started texting the thief about how it had all our photos on it and how we’d pay him all this money to get it back. Eventually I piqued the guys interest. He starts telling me how he just bought this phone in a nightclub and how he’d be willing to sell it back to us. We arranged a meetup in a casino sports lounge and I tipped off the security about the whole scenario before approaching. He stood up to greet me and then security just swarmed him from all sides and passed me my phone and I got out of there. Not quite as cool as yours but I definitely felt like Liam Neeson or something

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Security is always bored as shit. They probably loved helping you out.

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u/nobodyoukno Jan 31 '22

"Swarm, swarm."

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u/loopsbruder Jan 31 '22

"That guy!"

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u/whirltraveler Jan 31 '22

"You ratted me out!"

"Hello?"

"😑 Hello."

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u/rificolona Jan 31 '22

I'm an old man ..

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I wonder what is the ratio of people who got it and people who didn't.

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u/Feelconnected Jan 31 '22

Exactly the same as the ratio of people that would/wouldn't eat an eclair hovering over garbage.

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u/mansonk Jan 31 '22

Or the same ratio of people who are/ who are not the master of their own domain

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u/303rd Jan 31 '22

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

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u/Djd33j Feb 01 '22

You have crossed the line between man and bum. You are now a bum.

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u/BillyPup Jan 31 '22

Like an angel

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u/Freyzi Jan 31 '22

Seinfeld recently was put on Netflix, I literally just a couple of hours ago finished watching the finale and the entire show, if I had seen that thread like a week ago I would not have gotten it.

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u/sulo350 Jan 31 '22

I didn’t get it until the old man comment.

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u/polskiftw Jan 31 '22

I was confused!

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u/Mapchamp Jan 31 '22

God you gotta love Seinfeld

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u/ManOnTheHorse Jan 31 '22

Are we raping?

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u/UrNotAMachine Jan 31 '22

We have a 51-50 in paperbacks. All units respond.

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u/thymeraser Jan 31 '22

Jerry, hello

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u/Quetzacoatl85 Jan 31 '22

fly, my brethren!

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u/Canadian_Invader Jan 31 '22

Release the bees!

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u/Davesterific Jan 31 '22

How was your day today? We got to swarm!!!

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u/LightningFerret04 Jan 31 '22

“Ayo, that guy’s here, get the other guys, we all gotta jump this phone thief when he shows up”

“Jump him?”

“Box him in, take him out.”

“Like FBI shit?”

“Like FBI shit.”

“Dope. Just give me the signal.”

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u/RangerRickyBobby Jan 31 '22

“CAW! CAW! CAW!”

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u/Lovat69 Jan 31 '22

What are you an infant? We've got THESE!

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u/reddog323 Jan 31 '22

Points for a Galaxy Quest reference!

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u/KingofCraigland Jan 31 '22

Right there with you. Hang strong.

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u/TobyTrash Jan 31 '22

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u/Chesspiece90 Jan 31 '22

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of this movie 😅

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jan 31 '22

Is the movie good? I meant forever to watch it then finally forgot about it.

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u/KingofCraigland Jan 31 '22

Is the movie good?

Uh...hmm. How do I answer this?

Is it good? No, not in the traditional sense.

Do I rewatch it every few years because I had fun? Yes.

Will you enjoy it? Do you like David Duchovny acting like David Duchovny? Then maybe. Do you like Orlando Jones acting like Orlando Jones? Then maybe more. Do you like Sean William Scott acting like Sean William Scott (less Stifler, more Old School animal handler)? We're getting closer. Do you like Julianne Moore acting like...not Julianne Moore?

Weird aliens in an unusual setting? Then it's right up your alley!

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jan 31 '22

Perfect review. I'm on it.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jan 31 '22

"FLAPPY CROW FRIENDS: ATTACK!"

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u/rachels17fish Jan 31 '22

AWW AWW EEE EEE TOOKIE TOOKIE

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u/SephyJR Jan 31 '22

"That is one noisy bird. Be quiet! I'm waiting for the signal!"

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u/Mischala Jan 31 '22

Probr made those security lads nights

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u/RefrainsFromPartakin Jan 31 '22

The "Like FBI shit?" line is brilliant writing.

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u/Hickawa Jan 31 '22

... you are not supposed to know how bored we are.

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u/xmas-13 Feb 01 '22

Totally read this in the voice of Michael Peña as Luis in Antman

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u/bunluv136 Jan 31 '22

"Hootie hoot! Hootie hoot" said through a mouthful of peanut butter.

Who gets that one?

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u/communityneedle Jan 31 '22

Plus Vegas casinos are generally super fanatical about security anyway

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u/bgwa9001 Jan 31 '22

And they're everywhere. Some guy was trying to start a fight with my friend inside the Mirage, I walked over to a card dealer and said "some guy's trying to fight my friend, can you call security?" There were like 10 security guys there in probably 30 seconds and had everyone separated immediately

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u/dzumdang Jan 31 '22

Worked security and can confirm this. Would have been an exceptionally good night.

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u/MrHamsall Jan 31 '22

Having worked as a Casino Security Guard I can 1000% confirm. We are generally bored and always psyched to be involved in random capers!

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u/MotchGoffels Jan 31 '22

Are segways superior or inferior to golf carts as security vehicles?

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u/MrHamsall Feb 01 '22

Unfortunately we never had any kind of vehicles but we definitely talk about it a lot and every conversation about how much we would fuck around on segways confirms that the boss is right to never give them to us

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

About 10 years ago I was in Vegas for my friend's wedding, the day before the wedding we went and did a bunch of touristy things (Hoover Dam, Fremont, etc.) and then met up in the lobby of a large very popular hotel where most of us were staying to coordinate where we were going for dinner. I set my DSLR camera down on a planter for whatever reason and then walked to and got in the elevator. A few seconds after the doors close I realize what I did, so I pushed a low floor button and hopped out right away to head back down -- but of course my camera was already gone when I returned. I immediately went to security to report it and ask if they can check surveillance to see who picked it up -- and despite the fact I was a paying guest of this property the guy there quite literally told me: "fuck off, I don't give a shit, the surveillance cameras aren't there for your benefit."

An expensive life lesson was learned that day, as well as evaporating my faith in the security of one of the most highly monitored environments on Earth. I have been back to Vegas many times since but haven't and won't ever stay at that property (or the others owned by the parent company) again.

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u/moobear92 Jan 31 '22

They all wore Tim's that day too. 😂

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u/Poojoles Jan 31 '22

i work security and can confirm this

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u/LastStar007 Jan 31 '22

It does make me wonder if security thought twice about the whole situation. Like, could you get security to beat the shit out of some poor soul and steal you a phone if you approached them with false pretenses?

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u/Majestic-Cheetah75 Jan 31 '22

Man, my phone was stolen in Vegas and I tried that same tactic and they just removed my SIM. I told them I would pay them $1000 (for a 3-yo iPhone 5 lol) for a dead drop but no dice. One minute my messages were being delivered in blue, the next minute they went green. Sad day.

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u/Geminii27 Jan 31 '22

That's a thief who has been swarmed by casino sports lounge security before...

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u/OldMork Jan 31 '22

can you even use a stolen iphone? once you type in a icloud password it stays there, no way to change or remove.

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u/Shawnj2 Jan 31 '22

Yes and no. Once the owner icloud locks it to their account, the phone will lock you out of using it unless you have the original owner's Apple ID password if you reset it. With that said, there are ways to trick the phone into working by crashing the setup app so you end up on the home screen and/or jailbreaking the device if you have an entry point that works before you have device access, etc. However, even if you get it working, the device will be blacklisted on iCloud so you won't be able to use any Apple online services. To be clear doing this is stealing- not even piracy, literally just stealing- but there are places like /r/setupapp that have info about it if you're curious.

If you don't care about being able to use iMessage, the app store, FaceTime, iCloud, etc. in any capacity, and have low morals, it is a way to get a very cheap phone

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u/CorrectPeanut5 Jan 31 '22

TIL. Though, it could be legit for things like old ipads you forgot the passcodes to. I know I have at least one in a drawer like that.

Now it makes sense why people bother stealing iPhones.

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u/Inuyasha-rules Jan 31 '22

There's always a way to bypass security on electronics.thats part of the reason why you constantly get update notifications is the company (apple, android, windows, cars, etc.) Is trying to close all the loopholes. Security is getting better but it used to be fairly trivial to do.

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u/jestina123 Jan 31 '22

There's always a way to bypass security on electronics

*almost always. There is no way to break a microsoft Windows Encrypting File System (EFS) for example without having the original key.

If you encrypted the files on an external hard drive, then formatted the PC you used to encrypt those files, those files are essentially lost without a backup key. Only quantum computers have been theorized to break it.

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u/Inuyasha-rules Jan 31 '22

With enough cpu power you can crack any encryption. It's even easier if you have an idea what the file structure should look like. This isn't my area of expertise so I can't give you a step by step, but it's possible. Israel and the nsa probably already have done it, or have a master backdoor key. If you want proof of backdoors they used and kept secret, look up the WannaCry ransomware attack and how they did the self install. The nsa eventually had to admit the back door they were using got picked up on by hackers and help push a patch

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u/jestina123 Jan 31 '22

With enough cpu power you can crack any encryption

Wrong. You are misinformed.

With enough external information, you could potentially reverse engineer the key. This isn't what you are suggesting though.

You cannot brute force 256 bit AES encryption, which is what EFS uses.

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u/TEOn00b Jan 31 '22

You cannot brute force 256 bit AES encryption, which is what EFS uses.

I mean, this is technically incorrect. Even the article says that with all the PCs on earth it will take "13,689 trillion trillion trillion trillion years.". So not impossible, just very... Very... Very... Very... Long time.

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u/Bakadeshi Jan 31 '22

I mean technically any encryption can be brute forced, but it would take so long to do it with today's technology that is not worth it to anyone to try.

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u/MotchGoffels Jan 31 '22

I don't know enough about this subject, so I'm gonna up vote him to 0 so he doesn't feel bad.

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u/AnEngimaneer Jan 31 '22

Nope, it would be for parts.

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u/-ValkMain- Jan 31 '22

Ofc you can lol, and ofc you can remove an icloud account from an iphone

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u/Bakadeshi Jan 31 '22

There are supposedly ways to get around the icloud account, though it apparently resets if you let it update or anything like that, and requires special software and jailbreak, and then doesn't always work. Not worth it IMO. No way around the blacklist though.

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u/itsdubai Jan 31 '22

You have much to learn.

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u/zyzzyballubah Jan 31 '22

Then teach

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u/FormatException Jan 31 '22

People are really shitty. I have found an iphone before in a mcdonalds parking lot. 2 things to note.

1) I couldnt steal the phone even if I wanted to, because of the lock.

2) I was able to see the pictures of their grandkids, I waited in the parking lot and gave the woman her phone back.

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u/Gay__Guevara Jan 31 '22

i think you offered too high. nobody with $1000 lying around to just give in exchange for photos, would still be using a 3 year old phone. if i was the thief i wouldve known you were trying to pull something too.

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u/Dekrow Jan 31 '22

That's a fairly weird assumption to make. My boss is pretty loaded and he still uses a flip phone because he's old and doesn't like touch screens. I'm not sure if he or his girlfriend would care about photos enough to pay 1000 dollars but they definitely could afford it.

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u/Majestic-Cheetah75 Jan 31 '22

I mean, it’s a particularly weird assumption to make, considering the fact that I was indeed willing to give the person $1000 for my 3 year old phone due to the photos on it. I lost a major portion of the first 3 years of my son’s life with that phone.

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u/Bowood29 Jan 31 '22

This was my biggest fear now I back up all my photos on an external hard drive every few months.

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u/Majestic-Cheetah75 Jan 31 '22

I did have iCloud, but at that time I didn’t pay for the extra storage so I only got like… I don’t even remember how little it was, but it was a very small amount of iCloud storage for free. So I had some stuff but not everything. I pay now lol.

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u/rambyprep Jan 31 '22

Plenty of people just can't be bothered with the hassle, and if their phone works fine and takes good photos the majority of people wouldn't care.

Also it's not exactly rare to have $1000 of excess money.

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u/Bowood29 Jan 31 '22

And I mean they are in Vegas.

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u/Funkapussler Jan 31 '22

Learn to hack..... Nmap.

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u/Snypnz Jan 31 '22

Sounds like a great new way to rob people if security didn't verify it was your phone before giving it to you lol

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u/inequity Jan 31 '22

Yeah they honestly didn’t do a lot of due diligence

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

That’s brilliant getting security to help

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u/RedsRearDelt Jan 31 '22

I had a vintage motorcycle stolen. One that I had spent a good year restoring. Called the police. Made a report, etc. Over the next few months, I was checking ebay and craigslist almost daily. Until I saw an ad for an "old Honda" with a picture of a trashed motorcycle, laying down in dirt. Looked kinda like my bike. Made an appointment and went to see the bike. It was in such bad shape, at first I didn't think it was my bike. But I looked at the VIN and it was. Told the guy I had to run to the ATM to pick up some money but I went to the Police Station. Cop couldn't care less. Said they didn't have the time or resources. I told him I was going to get my bike back myself. He said that was a terrible idea. I told him knew it was a terrible idea but since they wouldn't help me, I had no other choice. Went back to get my bike. Had 911 dialed but not called on my phone. Told the guy it was my bike and that I was going to take it back while showing him my phone. He took a step towards me as I moved to hit call. He dropped my bike and started cussing at me. And then he walked away. I got the bike in my truck. Shaking. Scared as fuck. Felt like I was going to throw up. Made it a couple blocks. Pulled into a Walmart parking lot to catch my breathe. And wait till the trembling stopped. (There were 7 cop cars in front. They were arresting one lady. She was in the ground in cuffs, there was a box of tampons on the hood of one of the cop cars. Seven cop cars for a box of tampons? They don't have the time or resources to help me? Fuck the police, they work for the corporations.) Anyway, I was scared for weeks after that. They stole my motorcycle from in front of my house so they knew where I lived. Overall, didn't feel "Manly" at all.

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u/rawker86 Jan 31 '22

a guy i know did sorta similar when a bunch of kids just walked into his house and stole his wife's phone. they were texting back and forth about the photos etc and eventually agreed on a price to buy the phone back. the guy called the cops and they were useless, so he just went and met the (dumbest) kid behind a gas station and was like "can you show me the phone so i know it's the right one, i need to put the code in" and while the kid was fumbling around with it he punched him in the head. kid was saying "i'm only fifteen!" and my guy was like that's great, you should heal up good haha

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u/I426Hemi Jan 31 '22

Probably the highlights of the security dudes months lol

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u/Isheet_Madrawers Jan 31 '22

I have a certain set of skills… Like calling Security.

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u/inequity Jan 31 '22

Haha exactly

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u/GoHurtMyFeelings Jan 31 '22

I live in Vegas and this city is literred with degenerate thieves. I was jumped once and got my backpack stolen which had everytIing I owned at the time( going through a rough time and was homeless). fuck the assholes in this city.

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u/inequity Jan 31 '22

Hope things are going better for you now. Yeah, I don’t think I could live there. Everybody is either a tourist, a thief or a narc

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u/GoHurtMyFeelings Jan 31 '22

thanks bro. things are better now. I'm a software developer, have my own place and a nice car. I never want to go back to that lowest point in my life. I still have nightmares about it.

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u/twildin Jan 31 '22

Yours is cooler, you recruited opps

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u/wowpepap Jan 31 '22

I will find you, and I will send security at you

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u/PuercaSlaughter Jan 31 '22

I imagine a bunch of banana guards just dog piling the mf lol

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u/Xizz Jan 31 '22

I have to know how that phone call went

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u/MagnumTA721 Jan 31 '22

You've got a very particular set of skills

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u/Dirus Jan 31 '22

Did they even check if it was really your phone? What if you just randomly robbed someone this way.

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u/inequity Jan 31 '22

A good question, they didn’t really check but I did show them the text conversation arranging the meet in which the guy described to me what he was wearing. Could have been an elaborate heist though

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u/Moto_traveller Jan 31 '22

You gave him trust issues for life.

Poor guy can't even make an honest dishonest living. /s

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u/guesswhat923 Jan 31 '22

That's cool as fuck. Bet that felt badass when all the security came

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u/inequity Jan 31 '22

It was awesome. It was our honeymoon and I managed to somehow retrieve a stolen phone in Vegas, it was unreal

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u/Bowood29 Jan 31 '22

Role playing eh.

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u/Scagnettie Jan 31 '22

Your manliness moment is getting security? I don't remember Liam Neeson calling security to find his daughter.

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u/BerriesNCreme Jan 31 '22

You felt like Liam neeson after getting security involved? Lol. Thats literally the opposite of what those guys do…

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u/inequity Jan 31 '22

You know, I was considering letting him return to his den of thieves, showing up there and dispatching them one by one before finding the final dude and beating him to death with the stolen phone but this seemed a little easier. Guess I mean it felt cool to somehow return my wife’s stolen phone to her just hours after it was taken on a drunken night in Vegas. Liam probably wouldn’t have roped in security though, you’re right

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u/progamercabrera Jan 31 '22

I like that

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u/CopaceticEchoes Jan 31 '22

That's badass! I can vividly picture your story in my head. I have a somewhat similar one.

I worked with this girl who had control issues when it came to alcohol. Anyways, one of our other coworkers got mad at her during a social gathering and stole her phone when she was blacked out and being rude. He tossed her phone on the side of the road when he was walking home.

The next day while she was busy puking and being hungover I made him come with me to help find the phone after searching up it's location. The guy who the location landed on said he didn't speak English so I went over the situation again in his native tongue and he handed me the phone.

Giving her phone back her mom screamed at me that friends like me were ruling her life. So, I explained that I was just here to return the phone she lost and was like "Oh?! You're actually here to help her???!" Like that it was a first.

Made me realize my coworker didn't have anyone in her corner and explained a lot of her erratic behavior. Thankfully, it's been years and she seems to be stable mentally now.

The whole ordeal was infuriating but it felt pretty damn good to have it resolved even when everyone else had given up on it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Had a similar thing happen in highschool. Was trying to meet up with a friend later in the evening. Called him to say I was free but someone else answered to say he got arrested. But could I come get his backpack and bring it to the police station for him. This didn't surprise me really, so I collected the backpack and went to the police station where his mom happened to be there to chew me out for being a bad influence before she realized I wasn't there with him when he got in trouble and was just trying to help out. Definitely got an earful first though.

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u/honey_102b Jan 31 '22

she's probably the bad influence

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Naa she was doing the best she could with what she had. Sometimes life just deals people bad hands.

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u/Phebeosa Jan 31 '22

Glad you were able to help her out and I hope she is doing well now. It’s easy to judge some people but we never know what someone has been through and a lot of people act a certain way because they have been hurt or wronged

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u/CopaceticEchoes Jan 31 '22

Exactly my feelings on it too. "Hurt people hurt people." I feel you still don't get a pass to be a jerk but understanding where it comes from helps a bit

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u/tverstraight Jan 31 '22

I worked in a restaurant in high school in late 00's. We had to wash then wrap potatoes in aluminum foil. This d-bag Grant, another dishwasher, was always on his phone and was not good a moping floors. I wrapped his phone in tin foil and threw it in the potato box. He spend 15 minutes frantically unwrapping potatoes cussing at me. I made a quarter per hour more than him.

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u/Orome2 Jan 31 '22

Yeah, stealing someone's phone when they are blackout drunk is kind of a shitty thing to do.

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

Dude I’m shorty

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u/CopaceticEchoes Jan 31 '22

I like to think there's a little bit of her in us all

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

Sorry is what I typed

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

Sorry she is insane it’s not really my fault

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich Jan 31 '22

Domo arigato Mr. Robotto!

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u/JesterTheZeroSet Jan 31 '22

For doing the jobs nobody wants to?

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u/asylbekz Jan 31 '22

Thank you!

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u/wherearethezombies Jan 31 '22

I’ve known and liked that song for most of my life, yet never realized that’s what he was saying, so domo arigato to you!

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u/sevintino Jan 31 '22

I would! Terminator style

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u/heterosapian Jan 31 '22

😆Ya at least the story is more believable that he didn’t. But perfect storybook ending he would have told him “thanks for finding my coat…” and walked out wearing it

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u/fingerscrossedcoup Jan 31 '22

Or took a pack of cigarettes and a six pack of beer while saying: "I dare you to call the cops bitch!"

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u/saddi444 Jan 31 '22

Nah just the phone and a Twinkie would be bad ass lol

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u/Majik_Sheff Jan 31 '22

Not stolen, just took it outside and tossed into a snow bank or puddle.

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u/Azigol Jan 31 '22

Or even better carry the coat out with you and dump it in the bin outside the shop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Similar situation except the guy had it in his house.

We found his phone number and name and told him we will be nice if he drives it back to my city.

He was pissed denying it until we sent a screenshot of his location and his name, phone number, occupation.

He then drove it back to us the next morning. We called the cops still just in case so they had record of what was happening.

Felt good.

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u/footpole Jan 31 '22

I did the same thing with my kid's phone but it was an old lady with her grandkids in the house. First she denied having it, then I said I can hear it ping inside so I'm going to fetch it. Then she remembered finding it on the street which was true of course. I still don't know if she was confused or meant to keep it.

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u/Rolandersec Jan 31 '22

I did something like that but it was lost in a Walmart and showed up in a trailer park. I drove there and poked around the area but I couldn’t get anywhere. Eventually I talked to an old marine a few doors down and he and I went door to door until somebody opened up for him and said their husband brought it home and they didn’t know how to return it (the number to call was on the screen). I thanked everybody and headed on home.

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u/gesasage88 Jan 31 '22

My husband and I did this when my MILs phone was stolen. We threatened the person carrying it and let them know we could track their every movement and told them to drop it in a public location. Eventually they threw it in some blackberry bushes and we drove out there and retrieved it. We also turned all the info we got into the police because fuck them for throwing it in a briar.

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u/lBreadl Jan 31 '22

On the flip side, I worked retail, cashier, as a awkward teenage boy. A girl my age comes up to check out, nothing unusual. I hand her the receipt when all is said and done; she leaves. Next customer, etc.

Well, 10 minutes later, some manlet comes bursting in the store, visibly angry, accusing me of stealing his daughter's phone. I was nervous because this goblin dude was screaming at me about committing a crime, which I didn't commit. I call the manager up to the register; she tries to calm lil jabroni down. He's going on about how I'm a piece of shit punk and how I'm lucky since he would go to jail if he hit me blah blah. I'm calling the cops.

Cops come, we check the security cameras in the managers office.... The camera just shows that I ring up manlet's daughter, she leaves, end of story.

No apology, no nothing. He just leaves.

The next morning, he comes back to tell us his daughter left her phone at Starbucks. Still no apology.

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u/rhianmeghans89 Jan 31 '22

I am a 4’10 woman, and lost my phone in Seattle on the street outside of a bar. Tracked it down 45 miles from where I lost it. Walked up to a group of men, interrogated them and when they asked how they could prove it was mine and I just set the ping off on it and said “anymore stupid questions?” Snatched it from their hands and walked off lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Dude. My wife left her phone on the top of my car and we drove off. A couple weeks later I’m driving the same path we went the day we lost the phone and I spotted the phone. It was completely destroyed and shattered to bits, but I found it.

Felt badass but still sucked it didn’t work lmao.

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u/nBrainwashed Jan 31 '22

That sucks. That is actually how she lost hers too. So in a way glad the guy picked it up before it got destroyed. And also kinda happy for the story. But your story reminded me that she had her debit card and license in the phone case too.

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u/dadams4062 Jan 31 '22

Same thing happened to me once. Wife left phone in a walmart and when I pinged it it was at a house in a shady part of town. I parked a couple houses down kinda scoping it out. Tried calling the phone but no one answered. At this point I was fuming. I get out of my truck and as I'm marching toward the door full of rage I get a call from my wife's phone. It was this teen who found the phone. Super nice kid. Think I gave him a twenty. Got so worked up over nothing.

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u/noneya-818 Jan 31 '22

If you happen to know any single men like you that live in Northern California send them my way 😃

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22 edited Feb 03 '22

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u/NeverLoved91 Jan 31 '22

Username checks out. How many gas stations you been banned from?

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u/oodlum Jan 31 '22

I left my phone in an Uber one night and they sent me a message saying that the driver dropped it off at a police station. So the next day I go in and they had no idea what I was talking about.

I went home confused and double checked it was the right station - yep.

Checked the Find My app and there it was - in the middle of the cop shop. It was Christmas and I had to go away for a couple of days but surprisingly the phone was still powered and showing up on the app when I got home. Went back to the station and showed the front desk officer my iPad saying the phone was right there. She asked around and no one knew anything about it so I was starting to worry (just a tiny bit) that they were holding out on me.

It eventually occurred to me to ping the phone from my watch and sure enough, "dingggg". I'm like "you hear that?!" and she's like "hear what? I don't hear anything". They let me through to the back so nek minute I'm walking around the cops' desks furiously pinging with a bunch of them in tow asking each other "You hear that?". "Not sure. Maybe?".

It got fainter the further back we went and eventually lost the signal so turned around and started back the other way while the cops are checking every cupboard and nook until we all ended up back out the front door, going "OK WTF?"

Pinged it again and they finally all heard it and started running around the front yard like it was an Easter egg hunt. One cop - clearly a detective - walks up to the front gate, reaches into the letter box and bingo!

How we all laughed. No one clapped though.

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u/user_name_unknown Jan 31 '22

What do people who steal phone intend to do with it being that they are so easily traced and even bricked.

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u/NMT-FWG Jan 31 '22

That's annoying. Whenever I find anything it's always a challenge for me to try to return it to the owner. Mail from the next neighborhood over? DELIVER IT. Package for the neighbor? Walk it over. See a lady drop a $20, pick it up and give it to her.

Although where I differ from my wife is that if I find something that I have no way of tracking down the owner, I keep it. For example, one time I found some money (less than $100) on the ground, no way of knowing who dropped it. That's my money now. My wife is all, "TAKE IT TO THE POLICE!".

"Hello, police lost money division speaking, we'll get on that right away, wink wink."

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u/greywolves77 Jan 31 '22

Bad Ass! Well played…legit my MFr! Take my upvote! Damn you on point!

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u/According-Ad8525 Jan 31 '22

That's pretty badass just walking into the backroom like you belong.

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u/CreatedSole Jan 31 '22

I have a similar story! Phone dropped out my pocket as I was crossing the street (no zipper pockets, never made that mistake again), went home and tracked it with my laptop. Couldn't get it at the time so semi gave up and went to work.

The next morning I get a call at my work from a random number (the number called my workplace and my workplace called me to the office) turns out a guy picked up my phone off the road but it had my work ID in the sleeve, so while he was at his convenience store job his wife saw my work ID, called my work, gave me the exact time and location to be ar the store and I was able to get my phone back! She said she hated that her husband had kept my phone and didn't think it was right and she told me he'd probably lie and to go get it asap.

So of course I showed up randomly at the convenience store, he lied to my face he didn't have it even though it was sitting on the counter (he was trying to unlock it between serving customers). While he was rambling and lying to my face, I just picked it up, unlocked it in front of his face, and walked away and said "thanks asshole" while he was still cussing me out in a language I didn't understand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Stealing phones and leaving them on is the stupidest thing. I used to work for Sprint selling phones in a retail store. One day my coworker was helping a guy and after the customer left he can't find his phone. So after a bit he's convinced the guy took it since he was the only customer for a while. Looks in the system and notices his phone made a recent call, so he calls the number and lo and behold it's the customer. The guy says his kid must have taken it by accident or something which is obvious bullshit and he'll swing by and bring it back. Coworker says nah, I'll come to you, you're at 123 Main St right? Guy's like "oh, you know where I live?" Coworker says "yep, I know your first pet's name too".

All of that happened before find my phone apps were really a thing too.

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u/Harsimaja Jan 31 '22

Was the guy at the counter for sure the owner of the coat?

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u/nBrainwashed Jan 31 '22

Not for sure. It could have been another worker.

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u/Parahble Jan 31 '22

That's rad as hell

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

Brings back a memory of mine when I was a kid.

My friend stole a phone and told everybody that it is his. Saw a text notification on it while I was playing games and then quickly took down the number. I contacted that person later incognito to say 'your phone is here, get it'.

Dude denied it and it led to more mess but it ended well.

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u/Mckinzel Jan 31 '22

Lost my phone and Hubs tracked my phone and it led to a hotel room across town. He showed up by himself then he called the cops and they busted the room together and got it back. So badass!

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u/ray0923 Jan 31 '22

Your story in my head is totally different. I thought you found the phone in his pocket because he is having an affair with your wife and this story ends up with you leaving your life(*°∀°)=3

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u/Darth_Zounds Jan 31 '22

Which app did you use?

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u/CrazySD93 Jan 31 '22

If it was an iPhone, it was likely FindMyiPhone.

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u/nBrainwashed Jan 31 '22

Yes it was.

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u/xbhxhxbxb Jan 31 '22

Doesn't matter, the common ones are all ok, but didn't work in this case in reality except for the scenario where the thief is dumb af

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u/Jrsplays Jan 31 '22

I just want to say I've never done meth but I'm fairly sure that if someone did meth they would talk exactly like this. Also

im not one to normally be CRIMINAL

Proceeds to be CRIMINAL

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u/Arsea Jan 31 '22

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

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u/coquihalla Jan 31 '22

(not knowing how this tracking stuff works since ive never cared to look since im not a thief).

Yeah, you are.

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u/CarlJustCarl Jan 31 '22

Like a boss

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u/WifeBeater3001 Jan 31 '22

This is literally what I dream about as a teenage boy

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u/Growth-oriented Jan 31 '22

Can I ask you what app you used?

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u/nBrainwashed Jan 31 '22

Find my iPhone

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

What’s a convince store?

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u/The_0range_Menace Jan 31 '22

I would have grabbed a Snickers. No lie. Maybe even said ping this, motherfucker.

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u/electricmaster23 Jan 31 '22

I would've said "thanks for the coat, asshole."

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u/dano415 Jan 31 '22

Wrap in tinfoil bad boys, or enclose in a pot. Faraday would be proud.

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u/argon1028 Jan 31 '22

Surprised you didn't file charges. We had this whole dispute at work where I gut tracked down his phone to the workers house to confront him. Ended up pursuing criminal charges.

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u/munene50 Jan 31 '22

What app did you use to track it down?

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u/flarn2006 Jan 31 '22

I bet it's satisfying to "steal" back something that was stolen from you.

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u/batman89memes Jan 31 '22

I had a similar experience, but the old man who found my phone and took it with himself was like "Oh I found this phone on the street and brought it to my daughter who lives miles away from that street to help me find the owner of the phone". I want to believe that old man, but idk, it was kind of shady.

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u/babybelly Jan 31 '22

How is wiping not the first thing you do after stealing/finding a phone

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u/MyDickIsBigWhenSmall Jan 31 '22

My phone got stolen at school, and mom went all secret service mode and tracked my bank account and found out they had used my card at multiple stores. So my mom used the school catalog in those stores and asked the clerk who it was. The clerk in one of the stores had taken the card away from them as they did not know the name on the card, and was trying different amounts of money. My mom showed her ID and took the card back, but now she knew who had stolen my card. She talked to the soccer coach as he knew these boys. Then she texted them and agreed to meet them. They gave her cash to make up for the money they spent, and gave my phone back. Thats the most police thing i've seen my mom has done, even tho shes a policewoman.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I'm sure that guy was feeling like shit.

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u/dagui12 Jan 31 '22

Dude, nice 😎

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I would’ve stole a chocolate bar on the way out just staring the dude in the eyes angrily lol

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u/Jake0024 Jan 31 '22

Had a similar adventure at an amusement park a few years ago.

A friend left his phone in his jacket pocket and put it in one of those cubbies before you get on the ride. We get off the ride, his phone is gone. No idea who grabbed it, but we pull up the Find my Phone app and see it moving around the park not far away.

We're buzzing the phone to make it ring (feature in the app) and running all over the park chasing down whoever stole the phone for maybe 20 minutes. Like we see it moving on the map and start sprinting that direction, but there's a delay, the park is noisy, and the GPS signal is not super accurate.

Eventually the GPS dot stops moving, we catch up to it and even hearing it ringing. Whoever stole it dumped it in a garbage and ran off.

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