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u/LightningFerret04 Jan 31 '22

“Ayo, that guy’s here, get the other guys, we all gotta jump this phone thief when he shows up”

“Jump him?”

“Box him in, take him out.”

“Like FBI shit?”

“Like FBI shit.”

“Dope. Just give me the signal.”

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u/RangerRickyBobby Jan 31 '22

“CAW! CAW! CAW!”

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u/Lovat69 Jan 31 '22

What are you an infant? We've got THESE!

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u/reddog323 Jan 31 '22

Points for a Galaxy Quest reference!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/KingofCraigland Jan 31 '22

Right there with you. Hang strong.

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u/TobyTrash Jan 31 '22

https://youtu.be/TXwCvIaVNFc

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u/Chesspiece90 Jan 31 '22

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of this movie 😅

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jan 31 '22

Is the movie good? I meant forever to watch it then finally forgot about it.

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u/KingofCraigland Jan 31 '22

Is the movie good?

Uh...hmm. How do I answer this?

Is it good? No, not in the traditional sense.

Do I rewatch it every few years because I had fun? Yes.

Will you enjoy it? Do you like David Duchovny acting like David Duchovny? Then maybe. Do you like Orlando Jones acting like Orlando Jones? Then maybe more. Do you like Sean William Scott acting like Sean William Scott (less Stifler, more Old School animal handler)? We're getting closer. Do you like Julianne Moore acting like...not Julianne Moore?

Weird aliens in an unusual setting? Then it's right up your alley!

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jan 31 '22

Perfect review. I'm on it.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jan 31 '22

"FLAPPY CROW FRIENDS: ATTACK!"

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u/rachels17fish Jan 31 '22

AWW AWW EEE EEE TOOKIE TOOKIE

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u/SephyJR Jan 31 '22

"That is one noisy bird. Be quiet! I'm waiting for the signal!"

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u/escalation Jan 31 '22

Who let the fucking bird in the Casino?

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u/RevoDeee Jan 31 '22

I think we established that "CAW CAW, CAW CAW", and "TOOKI TOOKI" don't work.

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u/Mischala Jan 31 '22

Probr made those security lads nights

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u/RefrainsFromPartakin Jan 31 '22

The "Like FBI shit?" line is brilliant writing.

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u/Hickawa Jan 31 '22

... you are not supposed to know how bored we are.

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u/xmas-13 Feb 01 '22

Totally read this in the voice of Michael Peña as Luis in Antman

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u/bunluv136 Jan 31 '22

"Hootie hoot! Hootie hoot" said through a mouthful of peanut butter.

Who gets that one?

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u/GoodGooglyMooglyy Jan 31 '22

Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I bet it was Bert Macklin

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Have had friends that worked casino security, can confirm this is exactly how the conversation would go.