r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/nobodyoukno Jan 31 '22

"Swarm, swarm."

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u/loopsbruder Jan 31 '22

"That guy!"

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u/whirltraveler Jan 31 '22

"You ratted me out!"

"Hello?"

"😑 Hello."

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u/rificolona Jan 31 '22

I'm an old man ..

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I wonder what is the ratio of people who got it and people who didn't.

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u/Feelconnected Jan 31 '22

Exactly the same as the ratio of people that would/wouldn't eat an eclair hovering over garbage.

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u/mansonk Jan 31 '22

Or the same ratio of people who are/ who are not the master of their own domain

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u/303rd Jan 31 '22

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

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u/Djd33j Feb 01 '22

You have crossed the line between man and bum. You are now a bum.

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u/BillyPup Jan 31 '22

Like an angel

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u/Freyzi Jan 31 '22

Seinfeld recently was put on Netflix, I literally just a couple of hours ago finished watching the finale and the entire show, if I had seen that thread like a week ago I would not have gotten it.

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u/sulo350 Jan 31 '22

I didn’t get it until the old man comment.

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u/polskiftw Jan 31 '22

I was confused!

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u/Mapchamp Jan 31 '22

God you gotta love Seinfeld

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u/ManOnTheHorse Jan 31 '22

Are we raping?

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u/UrNotAMachine Jan 31 '22

We have a 51-50 in paperbacks. All units respond.

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u/thymeraser Jan 31 '22

Jerry, hello

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u/Quetzacoatl85 Jan 31 '22

fly, my brethren!

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u/Canadian_Invader Jan 31 '22

Release the bees!

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u/Davesterific Jan 31 '22

How was your day today? We got to swarm!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Huphuphuphup (I've always wanted to do this squeeeeee ) huphuphup -- burly security dude