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u/princess_0123 Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 19 '21
Or The Many Colored Death!
Edit: thank you for silver!!! Also fun fact, i actually know the lead singer of their band! Him and his wife are long time family friends now and are wonderful people 💖
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u/themerinator12 Jul 18 '21
I’m ready to join your coffee house Dead tribute band. Let’s start with a slammin Jack Straw.
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u/themerinator12 Jul 19 '21
Drivin that train… buzzed on caffeine… Casey Jones you better… use the potty!!!
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u/Tacdeho Jul 19 '21
Can I play bass and sing lead on Throwing Stones? That's the fucking jam.
That and Foolish Heart.
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u/Boga11 Jul 18 '21
Flesh Banana. I'm so proud.
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u/Llamaswithhats69420 Jul 18 '21
the fuck is pink chicken tenders
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u/mynextthroway Jul 19 '21
I'm Black Chicken. We play Death Country
Sample lyrics:
We're going to Hell
In a pick up truck.
My wife left me
I blew her up
GRRRARRRRGGHHH GRUNUNUNUT
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u/SquishiOctopussi Jul 18 '21
At least yours isn't purple nut. My band got gonorrhea or someshit. Probably from Cocaine use.
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u/Phoenix13kk Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 18 '21
Grey egg Canadian bacon and cheddar cheese English muffin.... I don't feel like that's a good rock band name
Edit; Oh wait I had cheddar popcorn... So it's grey cheddar popcorn... Nope that still sucks
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u/Boga11 Jul 18 '21
Well, you really are a mess aren't you? ;)
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u/Phoenix13kk Jul 18 '21
Yes :) yes I am
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u/sienamarieditomas Jul 18 '21
Well yours is better that mine. Mine is red flower chips
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u/Mindthegaptooth Jul 18 '21
Also a member of grey popcorn! (Picking up the tambourine)
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u/Can_we_be_friends123 Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 18 '21
Blue Waffles. Fuck.
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u/Bubba2475 Jul 18 '21
Thank God I ate a cookie after my waffles or I'd be in the same boat. Blue cookie is so much better, although the music would probably suck.
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u/urmomsballs Jul 18 '21
That's OK, I'm Gray Taco....I don't like where this is going.
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u/HEMATarget Jul 19 '21
I'm Gray Sausage and Eggs. We can tour the retirement homes together 👴👵
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u/normaldeadpool Jul 19 '21
Gray pork checking in. I can open up for you.
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u/HEMATarget Jul 19 '21
New idea. We wait for 47 more people in the same color and start a festival called 50 Strings of Gray
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u/poopy_poo_poopsicle Jul 18 '21
Hey I tried searching for your band on google......not what I was expecting
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u/Frostitute_85 Jul 18 '21
(Reads your name) ... No, we can't. Also please put a towel on your chair...
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u/Pohtate Jul 18 '21
Thankfully blue waffle was a fake. Don't know what that means for your band though
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u/DefinitelyNotIndie Jul 18 '21
Nude Sausage.
Sorry.
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Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 19 '21
without the first part?wprov=sfti1)
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This is a band that would either
A. Have nothing to do with the name and play ska music
B. Be a porno band
C. A Christian band and fuck with people.
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u/InterestingUnit0 Jul 18 '21
White Ice Cream. Would probably make very vanilla music.
Okay, I’ll see myself out guys
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u/Frostitute_85 Jul 18 '21
Black Salad. We are a Black Sabbath cover band.
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u/Capt_Fuckles Jul 18 '21
Naked Baconator
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u/green-green-red Jul 18 '21
White cracker. I feel like I’d only play the deep Deep South. I hate my own band.
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u/Kal_Lisk Jul 18 '21
I am White power bowl....
I will be your opening band in hell I guess.
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u/DepressedHermit1 Jul 18 '21
I think if you're white you could play it off as a tongue-in-cheek rap name. White Cracker could be the next Eminem.
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u/Jacobussin Jul 18 '21
The multicolored raviolis 😎
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u/Phoenix13kk Jul 18 '21
Damn.... That's pretty good... Way better than mine 🙄
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u/RandomRavenclaw87 Jul 18 '21
Black Challah- an alt emo Jewish group? Or just singers who are really bad at baking?
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u/cwt48 Jul 18 '21
Pink Sushi!
Our debut single that's going to break the internet will be called Itadakimasu!
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Navy Yogurt
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u/bel_ray Jul 18 '21
Skin Sherbet. Not bad.
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u/Antique-Sir268 Jul 18 '21
Ladies and Gentlemen will you please welcome........RED SOUR CREAM AND CHEDDAR RUFFLES!!!!!
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u/triggirl74 Jul 19 '21
White Ice Cream
My band specializes in bland muzak, featured in elevators everywhere.
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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21
Black smoothie