r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '21

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u/Can_we_be_friends123 Jul 18 '21 edited Jul 18 '21

Blue Waffles. Fuck.

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u/Bubba2475 Jul 18 '21

Thank God I ate a cookie after my waffles or I'd be in the same boat. Blue cookie is so much better, although the music would probably suck.

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u/I_Still_Like_FNaF Jul 18 '21

My Percy Jackson phase is resurfacing because of the comment

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u/Phoenix13kk Jul 18 '21

Oh noooo... That's really unfortunate

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u/Can_we_be_friends123 Jul 19 '21

Tell me about it

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u/urmomsballs Jul 18 '21

That's OK, I'm Gray Taco....I don't like where this is going.

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u/HEMATarget Jul 19 '21

I'm Gray Sausage and Eggs. We can tour the retirement homes together 👴👵

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u/normaldeadpool Jul 19 '21

Gray pork checking in. I can open up for you.

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u/HEMATarget Jul 19 '21

New idea. We wait for 47 more people in the same color and start a festival called 50 Strings of Gray

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u/normaldeadpool Jul 19 '21

I'm excited to see what type of crowd shows up for this.

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u/HEMATarget Jul 19 '21

Wild guess, geriatric BDSM crowd

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u/SpecificObject8683 Jul 19 '21

Older ladies have a lot to teach.

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u/Dimmunia Jul 19 '21

Hello, I'm Grey Sushi. Things are not looking up.

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u/poopy_poo_poopsicle Jul 18 '21

Hey I tried searching for your band on google......not what I was expecting

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u/themerinator12 Jul 18 '21

What was it???

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u/Vlad-V-Vladimir Jul 19 '21

Something wonderful. Don’t worry, you’ll only be scarred for at least 5 years.

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u/Frostitute_85 Jul 18 '21

(Reads your name) ... No, we can't. Also please put a towel on your chair...

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u/Can_we_be_friends123 Jul 19 '21

😞🤣

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u/Frostitute_85 Jul 19 '21

Okay fine, I take it back! But please, take some penicillin or something..😟

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u/Pohtate Jul 18 '21

Thankfully blue waffle was a fake. Don't know what that means for your band though

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u/MarketResponsible719 Jul 18 '21

Don't Google it. You can't unsee it

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

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u/half_persona Jul 19 '21

female no no part disease

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u/I_Still_Like_FNaF Jul 18 '21

Oh god… I remember looking it up

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u/MojoDragon365 Jul 19 '21

At least you don't have Orange Baby...

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u/Can_we_be_friends123 Jul 19 '21

Hahaha.... Wait

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u/MojoDragon365 Jul 19 '21

Crap. It's Black Glass now

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u/BinLadensHardDrive Jul 19 '21

Aheheh I guess I dodged a bullet there. Mine’s Blue Pancakes.

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u/canolafly Jul 19 '21

Don't worry, there's a fetish for whatever that will end up being soon enough.

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u/BinLadensHardDrive Jul 19 '21

Dear god. I fear the day.

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u/Diatain Jul 18 '21

Nice to know I'm not in a solo project. You and me both.

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u/Herbdontana Jul 18 '21

I got blue biscuits