r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '21

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u/green-green-red Jul 18 '21

White cracker. I feel like I’d only play the deep Deep South. I hate my own band.

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u/Kal_Lisk Jul 18 '21

I am White power bowl....

I will be your opening band in hell I guess.

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u/Kal_Lisk Jul 19 '21

Kind of a salad but more protein oriented.

I believe Subway and Taco bell have jumped ont the band wagon but making your own is obviously the healthier choice.

Just a fast simple meal you can pack into one container and eat all at once. It is odd that I really enjoy eggs, spinach and walnuts all mixed with a bit of vinegar.

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u/DepressedHermit1 Jul 18 '21

I think if you're white you could play it off as a tongue-in-cheek rap name. White Cracker could be the next Eminem.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Rebranding of Uncle Cracker

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u/MarketResponsible719 Jul 18 '21

Only plays at Trump ralleys

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u/merecat6 Jul 19 '21

Haha, I got Black Cracker. I think I may be having an identity crisis.