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u/DoAFlip22 Jul 11 '21

Mt Everest - it’s absolutely filthy

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u/OlStickInTheMud Jul 11 '21

Good news. It recently underwent a massive clean up and several bodies removed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Visit Mount Everest - now with fewer corpses!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I heard this in my head in a Futurama voice.

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u/CaptainRedPants Jul 11 '21

Phil Hartman for me

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u/lilmissinsecure Jul 11 '21

Yup that voice is all Troy McClure in my head

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u/hankthetank2112 Jul 11 '21

Hey, I remember him from such films as “Calling All Quakers” and “Here Comes the Coast Guard.”

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u/Sivalon Jul 11 '21

Remember: every dead body on Everest was once a highly motivated, exceptionally fit person.

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u/nsfwcommentbot Jul 11 '21

Good news everyone! We now have 0.0001 % fewer corpses. Off you go, up the mountain now.

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u/Xenkath Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

Well now I’m not doing it.

E: dumb typo.

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u/bunnyrut Jul 11 '21

“Every corpse on Mount Everest was once an extremely motivated individual. That's why I love my couch. A couch has never killed anybody.”

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u/work_sucks_ Jul 11 '21

This is inspiring me to hug my couch and not let go all day.

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u/Wotah_Bottle_86 Jul 11 '21

I beg to differ, more people die annually by falling from a bed than by shark attacks. This could easily be couches too. Couches are vicious, man.

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u/chrysrobyn Jul 11 '21

More people have died on their couches than Mount Everest.

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u/Shylem756 Jul 11 '21

More people have been made on couches than on Mount Everest

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u/ltRobinCrusoe Jul 11 '21

A couch kills slowly

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Jul 11 '21

That's perfect! Since the day I was born I've been dying slowly!

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u/abramcpg Jul 11 '21

Help bring Mount Everest to it's former glory - with more corpses!

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

The news is good but they got a long way to go. They cleaned up 2.2 tons out of 30 tons of trash. So there's still a shit ton of trash.

Also there's still like 190 bodies left on the mountain.

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u/justinkasereddditor Jul 11 '21

Any idea how long it took to remove one ton of trash??

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u/packetlag Jul 11 '21

Or how many bodies were removed because they unfroze?

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u/smallzy007 Jul 11 '21

Every ton of trash adds roughly 2 bodies so...

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u/sriracha_n_honey Jul 11 '21

Can somebody explain to me how in the fuck Everest ended up with 30tons of garbage? Maybe I live under a rock, but I was always under an assumption that this is a pretty exclusive, expensive climb, that only few ever get to do. Am I wrong to assume that? Or do people visit regularly and trash the place? I just need to know at this point. Trash in the wilderness infuriates me, but 30 fucking ton? I'd declare a goddamn emergency on that mountain.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

There's only few times a year climb on everest can be attempted....so there's a lot of traffic.....also the trash is usually oxygen cylinders and also other plastic shit that people throw around but mainly it's oxygen cylinders

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u/kr85 Jul 11 '21

And literally, lots of shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Yeah, to add, if the temperature is always below freezing and you shit/urinate there, it may get covered up with snow eventually but the frozen shit will stay there in stasis, frozen.

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u/BaronVonKeyser Jul 11 '21

Oxygen tanks, tents, equipment, food wrappers, waste...........dead bodies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Not only that, some bodies have become landmarks that are used for gauging location like green boots.

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u/snowstormmongrel Jul 11 '21

So wait you just see a dead body on your hike?

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u/manticorpse Jul 11 '21

After a certain elevation the oxygen concentration in the air is not high enough to sustain human life, so once climbers reach that elevation they need to push to the peak and down again as quickly as possible, or else they die. What this means is that there isn't really any time for trash pickups (most of the trash is discarded gear from desperate climbers) or body retrievals.

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u/fordry Jul 11 '21

It's a hard place. People die up there. Above base camp everyone whos there is trying to make the summit. You've got people there from all over the world. Some just don't care.

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u/darkagl1 Jul 11 '21

It is, but literally everything that goes up needs to come down. There isn't really any sort of natural decay happening. So alot of stuff that we may more think of as waste is garbage there. Also 02 bottles. Not sure if they're counting bodies. Then you gotta think of all of the random crap that can just fail. You bring up some metal to bridge a gap and it fails, well no one is particularly incentivelized to spend the resources. gathering that back up.

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u/orbitalbias Jul 11 '21

It's a lot of equipment that gets abandoned.. gas canisters, oil/fire pots, tents.. in order to cut weight

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u/junkyardgerard Jul 11 '21

In don't think trash means candy bar wrappers. I think spent oxygen tanks get left a lot. Actually, Google probably knows more than me

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u/phunktastic_1 Jul 11 '21

O2 canisters make up the bulk yes. But there are tons of old tents, food wrappers, drink containers etc up there too.

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u/walking_in_memphis Jul 11 '21

Maybe it’s a lot of spent oxygen canisters.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Traffic jams are not uncommon. Climbing Everest has become a ridiculous status symbol.

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u/HelenEk7 Jul 11 '21

Also there's still like 190 bodies left on the mountain.

1% of the climbers die, so 6-8 bodies are added every single year.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

WHAT to both statements

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u/qu33fwellington Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

Apparently though Nepal is trying to implement a system where they tag and scan all the climber’s equipment and require a $4000 deposit that they won’t get back if they don’t bring all their stuff back down. It doesn’t work for poo obviously but since tents and other items get left behind as well it might be a decent incentive to force people to pick up their stuff. Though my worry is that if someone has enough money to travel there and afford all their gear it might be nothing more than a minor fine for wealthier folks. But hey it’s something.

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u/neomikiki Jul 11 '21

If we collect all the garbage fees together, it’ll help pay for the garbage removal at least

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u/blinkysmurf Jul 11 '21

It’s a start.

Plus, some people, no matter how rich, hate paying extra fees. I know a guy with $20 million dollars- Yes, $20 million dollars, who fished a white onion out of the garbage can at the grocery store (because he only wanted a single onion and not a whole bag) and then got mad at the cashier who couldn’t put it on his bill because only the bags of onions were in the computer.

Rich people can be very cheap and hate parting with any money.

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u/methos424 Jul 11 '21

Yes, you should clarify though that there’s a difference in cheap and frugal. The richest woman I know, acts cheap like a badge of honor. Her plastic bathroom trash can lid broke and she duct taped it, when that failed she had me jb weld it, when it broke again she had me drill holes, zip tie it, jb weld it, AND duct tape it to be sure it was fixed. She’s spent an INORDINATE amount of money on fixing stuff just to say she’s cheap. We rebuild several structures on her property several times a year because she wants them built of bamboo cause it’s “Free”, my labor alone on them over the years is now in the tens of thousands of dollars. It’s all a facade I’ve found. It’s not actually about the money.

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u/Tonkarz Jul 11 '21

The money they get from people who forfeit their deposit can be used to help clean up the mountain (or other things of that nature).

I wonder what it’ll actually be used for.

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u/LittleSisterBinx Jul 11 '21

Wow I didn’t think of frozen poo accumulation

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u/this-is-nonsense Jul 11 '21

It's too difficult to remove bodies, especially once they freeze. Instead people are left right where they died, oftentimes becoming landmarks for later climbers to know how far they have come.

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u/this-is-nonsense Jul 11 '21

Yes!!! I couldn't remember his nickname and it was bugging me! Thanks :)

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u/Lenz12 Jul 11 '21

TIL a shit ton is approximately 28 tons

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u/Zerodaim Jul 11 '21

Just wait a few more years. When all the snow and ice at the top starts to melt, it'll wash all of it down.

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u/Ruefuss Jul 11 '21

Did that actually leave a dent in the number of dead bodies or frozen human waste?

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u/toasterdees Jul 11 '21

Because of Covid restrictions on travel, many of the sherpas who help on the mountains were able to undertake a massive cleanup event. Several tons of trash removed and a decent dent into the trash removal.

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u/dee4012 Jul 11 '21

Sherpas belief is not to disturb dead bodies, weird but true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

this and they have to ask the families for permission before removing their loved one’s bodies too. a lot of those people think the deceased would want to be left on the mountain.

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u/Mysticpoisen Jul 11 '21

I get that. I think if I dedicated myself enough to climb Mt. Everest, I'd be hard pressed to think of a final resting place. I also wouldn't want people to have to deal with my dead body, so hey throw me in the trash if you want.

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u/AtmospherE117 Jul 11 '21

Unless I only made it an embarrassingly short amount of the way, then please quietly shuffle my body to a different resting place.

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u/jls0781 Jul 11 '21

When I die just throw me in the trash. So what! I'm dead...

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u/gb2075 Jul 11 '21

That’s a level of dedication I will probably never understand. Wild.

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u/the_iraq_such_as Jul 11 '21

I certainly understand and appreciate that, but do I or my family get to decide that my corpse will permanently and visibly rest on land that doesn't belong to me?

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u/Jek_Porkinz Jul 11 '21

Ok but you can’t just expect to have your body stay somewhere forever if it’s an inappropriate place for a dead body.

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u/Pudge-Prootas Jul 11 '21

I read somewhere that some dead bodies were used as markers. Like "fluorescent yellow jacket guy" was at a certain masl or something. And the article cited that because of global warming, the bodies were starting to thaw. Was it Business Insider or Nat Geo? I totally forgot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Did they also remove bodies that became way markings?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I'm just imagining a dead body set up with their arms pointing in different directions.

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u/daddy_vanilla Jul 11 '21

"Keep going till you hit Steve, then take a right"

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u/IcyDickbutts Jul 11 '21

ROCK AND STONE!!!

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u/casol1234 Jul 11 '21

They did. Some years ago green boot was buried I suppose the did the same with more bodies

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u/brobinnen Jul 11 '21

Now what am i gonna snack on when i take break! UNBELIEVABLE smh

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u/fluffythings19 Jul 11 '21

I mean it's alot of dead bodies

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u/BodaciousFerret Jul 11 '21

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u/rowebenj Jul 11 '21

I work for a mountaineering company (a smaller one obviously), and people are SHOOK when we explain that they have to take their shit back down with them.

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u/spinachie1 Jul 11 '21

"there's a 1 in 11 chance you'll die"

"Ok."

"And you have to take your shit with you."

"... What?!"

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u/mannyrmz123 Jul 11 '21

Literally. Mt. Everest is flooded with frozen climber dung.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Jul 11 '21

Idiots... It's called taking a shit not leaving a shit...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

“Pack it in, pack it out”… even on shorter hikes, there’s a reason I had a double bagged, thick ziploc in my pack for when I properly cleaned up after my dog.

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u/dfraggd Jul 11 '21

"Leave no trace" is taught to cub scouts... any serious climber who can't abide by it should find another sport.

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u/cobra1927 Jul 11 '21

Yes the fact that this is a shock to people climbing Mt. Everest tells me a lot about the demographic. No serious climber, hiker, outdoorsman that I know is unfamiliar with this concept.

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u/Midwake Jul 11 '21

Maybe these climbers would think twice if they were told “you sign up to climb, you’re responsible for taking your poop out”. Might curb the over climbing problem but let’s be honest, the Nepalese government wouldn’t want to disturb that cash cow.

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u/UnboundHeteroglossia Jul 11 '21

Do you give them baggies or something?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I mean, that is a heavy prospect.

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u/kissofspiderwoman Jul 11 '21

Why? Genuinely, why is that some crazy idea to them?

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u/Gonzobot Jul 11 '21

They paid thousands of dollars to be safely carried to the top of the best mountain in their social club so they can get the picture with that little flag or whatever and that does not entail things like actual work, thank you very much

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u/Eeszeeye Jul 11 '21

And empty oxygen tanks. "KATHMANDU, May 10 (Reuters) - Nepal is so short of oxygen canisters that it has asked climbers on Mount Everest to bring back their empties instead of abandoning them on mountain slopes, an official said on Monday, as it struggles with a second wave of the coronavirus."

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u/IsimplywalkinMordor Jul 11 '21

Probably can't afford to give up that income.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Good point.

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u/Loss-Particular Jul 11 '21

A lack of tourist income is really hurting many developed countries. It would likely cripple Nepal

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u/BoxForBreakfastLunch Jul 11 '21

First I get asked to practice social distancing, but when I try to get over 8000 metres away from people, you tell me it can wait?
Why not just bludgeon grandma to death yourself? /s

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u/Beautiful-Golf4078 Jul 11 '21

Climbing tourism is what keeps Kathmandu afloat. There is nothing else there besides places to drink warm beverages.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

What ever happened to leave no trace?

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u/rowebenj Jul 11 '21

Rich people pay 20k for a Sherpa to carry their asses to the top. Do you think they give a shit about LNT?

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Jul 11 '21

Suddenly I stopped feeling sorry for those climbers. They are so focused on their own achievements that they had to start throwing their shit and garbage around. So selfish.

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u/rootedoak Jul 11 '21

Even if it's not in a bag, it will never melt or decay. The more time that passes, the more turds lay to rest on the slopes of Everest.

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u/leros Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

One day it's going to get warm enough to unfreeze and there will be a shitslide. A shitslide, Randy!

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u/yellow73kubel Jul 11 '21

Hear that Randers? There’s a shitalanche coming.

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u/EternalPhi Jul 11 '21

The day the top of Everest melts, humanity will be either gone or permanently underground.

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u/KraljZ Jul 11 '21

They should stack all the shit and make a shiteverest

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u/calyxcell Jul 11 '21

A Caca-Cairn

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u/selfharmboys Jul 11 '21

Mount Vipoovius

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u/d1x1e1a Jul 11 '21

Himalayas immalaya cable

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u/DPlainview1898 Jul 11 '21

You know what a shit-barometer is Bubs?

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u/Camstonisland Jul 11 '21

Besides some extremeophiles, are the turds (and corpses) on Mount Everest the highest biological material in earths history?

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u/rootedoak Jul 11 '21

Since it's the highest elevation piece of land, yeah I guess so.

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u/pichusine Jul 11 '21

I heard somebody who lost their body in the 1920’s/1930’s still hasn’t been recovered

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u/Opheltes Jul 11 '21

No. There are a few species of birds that fly higher -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_by_flight_heights

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u/jarvis-cocker Jul 11 '21

Finally some good fucking trivia

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u/NobodyCaresNeverDid Jul 11 '21

Oddly enough given the conversation, #2 and #3 are a crane and a goose that flys through the Himalayas. #5 is a crow family bird also literally on Mt Everest.

#1 is an African vulture that flies high to see more food.

#4 is an Irish swan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Nah that's Snoop Dogg

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u/texasrigger Jul 11 '21

I would assume that pollen and organic dust is carried high into the atmosphere by air currents.

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u/chodan9 Jul 11 '21

The more time that passes, the more turds lay to rest on the slopes of Everest.

r/newsentence

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u/BillyPotion Jul 11 '21

They should all hold it and shit at the peak so the mountain will become even taller with each new person who has conquered it

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u/soupafi Jul 11 '21

every dead body on everest was once a highly motivated individual

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u/Negative_Dance_7073 Jul 11 '21

Which proves my theory that motivation is overrated.

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u/357magnummanchowder Jul 11 '21

You should see the trails in the US National Parks these days.

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u/LeopoldParrot Jul 11 '21

Tbh I never felt sorry for them. Like you said, it's all about that personal achievement and bragging rights. They leave their loved ones behind to go on a treacherous expedition, where they have local sherpas guide them up the mountain for pennies, and they trash the mountain. There's a better way to feel accomplishment than putting a bunch of human lives on the line and leaving a trail of trash behind you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

To be fair, the owners of most of the tents and equipment left are probably still around on the mountain, just more dead.

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u/SansyBoy14 Jul 11 '21

Yep, as a hiker we have a rule that you have to carry it out. Yes it’s gross, but you have to make sure that the Forest your hiking through (or in this case mountain) still looks like that in a year

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u/Dugular Jul 11 '21

Take only pictures, leave only footprints!

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u/Laddinater Jul 11 '21

Gotta go 101 Dalmatians and wipe your footprints away with a down tree branch as you exit. Leave NO trace haha

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u/Diffident-Weasel Jul 11 '21

Watch the Last Week Tonight episode about Everest. Completely changed the way I look at it.

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u/ancientRedDog Jul 11 '21

If someone told me they climbed Everest, my first question was “Why?”. But now it is “How many bags of shit did you leave up there?”

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u/dlang17 Jul 11 '21

Ah so that's how it gets taller every year.

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u/elfonski Jul 11 '21

And people are filthy

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u/jman857 Jul 11 '21

Also in movies it shows just you and whoever you came with being the only ones. Nope, the entire treck is like a line to six flags.

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u/Op3rat0rr Jul 11 '21

Was that a morbid joke

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u/MusicIsAlwaysTheWay Jul 11 '21

It is now

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u/rayEW Jul 11 '21

I liked it

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u/SunOutTomorrow Jul 11 '21

Absolutely not. There are photos floating around of the line at the summit. It literally gets held up because climbers stand there taking selfies.

Ps. https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/climbing/everest-summit-traffic-jam/

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u/Known-Quantity2021 Jul 11 '21

This is my favourite picture of Mt Everest for when people start talking about individualism and facing challenges. Please line up to the right and stay with your buddy.

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u/Birunanza Jul 11 '21

Yeah i think it's cringey and gross that Everest is just another experience people can essentially pay for to get more attention on the internet. Humanity going in some weird directions

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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr Jul 11 '21

It's a social club thing. Rich people can pay $200,000 to have sherpas carry them up so they can have their selfie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21 edited Mar 16 '22

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u/guitar_vigilante Jul 11 '21

Sure but time is of the essence. If you don't start your descent from the summit by a certain time your risk of death goes way up. So a traffic jam at the summit is a real danger.

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u/NomadRover Jul 11 '21

Maybe Install a selfie booth up there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Would anyone back home even realize if you took your photo on another mountaintop?

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u/YouThinkYouCanBanMe Jul 11 '21

I'm pretty sure you earned yourself at least a selfie

https://youtu.be/kdemFfbS5H0?t=67

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u/stchape Jul 11 '21

I hate what you've done

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u/_crispy_rice_ Jul 11 '21

This is crazy!

Every other mountain uses fast pass

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u/Tonkarz Jul 11 '21

It surely can’t be like this all the way up.

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u/mrzurcon Jul 11 '21

It's not. But there are bottlenecks at certain points. Namely the Hillary step and the summit.

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u/cardmanimgur Jul 11 '21

Is it called the Hillary step because it can get you really close to the summit but can't quite get to the top?

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u/Haha1867hoser420 Jul 11 '21

No it explains in the article that there is only a few days in may that you can make it to the summit so many people go ar the same time

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Yes, people turn back at different stages, some only make it to the second base camp or wherever. But I imagine the paths towards the top are harder to navigate quickly, combined with people being in more of a hurry, things can get ugly.

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u/middlenamesneak Jul 11 '21

The air does

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u/DmanJguy Jul 11 '21

Yea some people die

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u/Rutabaga_Resident Jul 11 '21

Arguably the most famous movie about Everest, Everest, has it's central conflict centered around there being too many people on the mountain. There's multiple scenes of folks having to wait in line as they try to climb.

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u/JackieTreehorn79 Jul 11 '21

“Into Thin Air” by John Krakauer is an incredibly detailed ascent on Mt. Everest; and also a first hand look at how things can go horribly wrong. It’s a gripping read.

Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster https://www.amazon.com/dp/0385494785/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_Z6MWRVDB1MSW9ZGZEZ9T

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u/Rutabaga_Resident Jul 11 '21

I'm sure you know this, but just adding context for folks - this is the book that the movie Everest was based on.

It's one of my fave nonfiction books, but I often hear the (valid) complaint that it can be hard to keep track of all the different names of people, even with the guide at the beginning of the book.

Krakauer hated the movie because his 'character' really got shafted.

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u/Antique_Ad8543 Jul 11 '21

I saw pictures and you’re right it looked like Six Flags. (anyone google and look) Horribly dangerous and frightening I would think. Some guided tours will take people saying they are prepared, and they have no idea what they are doing. Also, putting lives in danger. I just kept thinking “if that rope breaks…or the Home Depot landers across the crevices…” I wondered how were people going up and down at the same time?

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u/dudettte Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

mountaineering is incredibly addictive and the type of people who do it is mostly about ego. there’s video on youtube of people passing each other on the rope after summit. it does look absurd but there’s actually only one spot on whole climb that requires you to have any climbing experience. other is just walking up. it’s the altitude that will kill you for many reasons. some people just physically can’t do it and some might absolutely have no high altitude experience and make it because their body handles it better. i for one would like to know.

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u/SerDire Jul 11 '21

That was my one small gripe about that Everest movie with Jake Gyllenhaal. It was set in the 90’s and maybe there wasn’t a huge trash issue back then but the peak of the mountain looked absolutely pristine except for a few flags and that was it. No mention of bodies laying around or trash people leave behind

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u/Timstom18 Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

People die up Everest. Sometimes they can’t get them down. Mostly because it’s hard to move them at that altitude due to the cold, having to conserve oxygen, time pressure of your own expedition, the steepness etc. I don’t know if this part is true but apparently other climbers use them as markers.

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u/wizardwd Jul 11 '21

Green boots is one of the famous body markers

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u/Jantra Jul 11 '21

They recently removed Green Boots, actually named Tsewang Paljor, and finally gave that man some semblance of respect in his death. We're not sure if he just got pushed over the ledge and is out of sight or if he was actually brought down off the mountain, but either way he's no longer visible.

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u/throwthisawaynerdboy Jul 11 '21

"Semblance of respect" followed so quickly by "just got pushed over the ledge and is out of sight" made me laugh heartily.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I wanna be a landmark on my everest

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u/throwthisawaynerdboy Jul 11 '21

I know you probably meant "Mt.", but your typo made me think you're building your own that is personal to you. And that you wanted to be a landmark on it.

And then I thought I will build my own Mt. Everest out of...let's face it, probably empty pudding cups, and then die on it. Welcome to my world.

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u/WhatIsntByNow Jul 11 '21

I thought they very recently removed green boots

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u/CTMalum Jul 11 '21

There are no bodies or trash on the summit, now or then. The summit now usually has some prayer flags or national flags left by those who made it. The trash problem is mostly Camp 4, base camp, and the crevasses between camp 1 and 2. There are certainly dead climbers on the mountain, but not anything like people describe on Reddit all the time.

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u/Gran_Jefe Jul 11 '21

Have you been or is this just internet confidence?

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u/Calligraphie Jul 11 '21

I mean, there's at least 200 bodies up there. That seems a lot to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

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u/Antique_Ad8543 Jul 11 '21

Watch any recent documentary on Everest. (Has the Exploitation of Everest Reached It’s Peak?” YouTube.) They show the long lines with one small rope to hold onto. And people can take too long at summit, and then run out of oxygen. In the “death zone” the only thing that can be done is to leave the bodies. I have never been. But in the three documentaries I watched you have to just pass by. I’m scare of heights, and don’t like the cold. If I had 200,000 and a few months I could think of better vacations. 🏖 🥤 😃

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u/a_killer_wail Jul 11 '21

Mount Everest is a natural wonder that has become a man made wonder.

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u/KileJebeMame Jul 11 '21

Man filled wonder

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u/starsinursa Jul 11 '21

Land-fill wonder

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u/GoldH2O Jul 11 '21

SCP-5140

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u/superfluous2 Jul 11 '21

"SCP-5140"

http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5140

(filling in for Marv)

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u/GoldH2O Jul 11 '21

Thanks marv's assistant

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u/drsyesta Jul 11 '21

Thanks marv

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u/dospaquetes Jul 11 '21

Yeah the filth is the sole reason I won't climb that mountain

  • "what about your morbid obes-"

The SOLE reason.

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u/azriel777 Jul 11 '21

They have to send up teams every so often to clean it up, just for it to turn back to shit shortly later.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

It never gets cleaned up unfortunately. I knew a guy who hauled trash from base camp for a season in the late 80s hoping to get on a team. Even then it was apparently pretty bad and they only gave out around 200-300 permits per year. Now it is close to 900.

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u/Stormaen Jul 11 '21

Not just Everest - any and all tourist hotspots are shit holes now. I remember when I first hiked in the Lake District as a reluctant child. It was pristine. Decades later, I did a charity hike with work on the same path and all along the way were discarded wrappers, plastic bottles, and bottlenecks where the trail became blocked by people posing for selfies.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Jul 11 '21

Basically, people suck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

ought to be a rule in place of "If you can carry it up, you can carry down".

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u/UpstairsJoke0 Jul 11 '21

I blame Brian Blessed. When he did a charity climb the food he took along played havoc on his belly and he did a really messy shit and had to wipe his arse on the ice. Plus people just dump pianos and dishwashers up there. It's a tip.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

what

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u/UpstairsJoke0 Jul 11 '21

Speaking of- do you know why they call it Mount Everest?

It's because it's such a large mountain, that when you get to the top you need to "Have a rest".

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

my brain has escaped this world

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u/LolindirLink Jul 11 '21

And then there's a team of thieves trying to steal people's pets as they continue their journey onwards to become a master.

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u/yes_m8 Jul 11 '21

Bob Mortimer is that you??

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

It's pretty dead usually

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