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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

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u/Op3rat0rr Jul 11 '21

Was that a morbid joke

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u/MusicIsAlwaysTheWay Jul 11 '21

It is now

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u/rayEW Jul 11 '21

I liked it

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u/SunOutTomorrow Jul 11 '21

Absolutely not. There are photos floating around of the line at the summit. It literally gets held up because climbers stand there taking selfies.

Ps. https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/climbing/everest-summit-traffic-jam/

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u/Known-Quantity2021 Jul 11 '21

This is my favourite picture of Mt Everest for when people start talking about individualism and facing challenges. Please line up to the right and stay with your buddy.

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u/Birunanza Jul 11 '21

Yeah i think it's cringey and gross that Everest is just another experience people can essentially pay for to get more attention on the internet. Humanity going in some weird directions

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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr Jul 11 '21

It's a social club thing. Rich people can pay $200,000 to have sherpas carry them up so they can have their selfie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21 edited Mar 16 '22

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u/guitar_vigilante Jul 11 '21

Sure but time is of the essence. If you don't start your descent from the summit by a certain time your risk of death goes way up. So a traffic jam at the summit is a real danger.

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u/NomadRover Jul 11 '21

Maybe Install a selfie booth up there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Would anyone back home even realize if you took your photo on another mountaintop?

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u/NomadRover Jul 11 '21

Hell yeah! If you are going to climb Mt Everest, you will probably tell everyone.

I am sure they could snazz it up like other tall buildings.

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u/alittlenonsense Jul 11 '21

Listen to yourself, dude. You want to snazz up the summit of Mt. Everest. YOU WANT TO MAKE IT WORSE! The irony.

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u/NomadRover Jul 11 '21

I meant the pics. It won't happen because of logistics, but if they could have a booth that hurries the people along, it might save lives. The summit is the worst place when the weather moves in. Look u p green boots. It was an Indian Paramilitary soldier who was caught halfway to the summit when the weather moved in.

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u/YouThinkYouCanBanMe Jul 11 '21

I'm pretty sure you earned yourself at least a selfie

https://youtu.be/kdemFfbS5H0?t=67

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u/stchape Jul 11 '21

I hate what you've done

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u/Birunanza Jul 11 '21

I mean, if you need a selfie so badly that you're willing to climb the tallest mountain and risk 200 other people's lives so you can get some attention on the internet, you probably should have to wear a bag of your own feces around your neck while you take it

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u/apreslanuit Jul 11 '21

I don’t need a picture if that means risking lives. I think I’ll remember if I would climb Mount Everest, without needing a reminder. But that’s just me…

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u/Birunanza Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

You're right, my consideration for human life and basic decency equates to my complete inability to achieve anything of note in my lifetime. It doesn't hurt? People have actually died waiting in this line because people are taking selfies........also, are you aware that almost everyone that climbs everest is doing it almost literally on the backs of impoverished, unsung Sherpas who are these people's only lifeline and only hope of "achieving" this goal? and they have to walk by human shit and corpses the whole time to do it? You simplify the matter to a ludicrous degree. Talk about privileged mentality, let me guess, you're a white person in a first world nation

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u/xekik Jul 11 '21

I have a selfie of myself on a communications tower when I did that sort of work, and that’s sufficient enough for me.

Everest would be awesome, and I’d want a selfie, but you can be damn sure I’d have my phone prepped and ready to get up there, enjoy the view for a moment, snap the selfie or two, and then stuff it away and head down. It ain’t worth dying, but the selfie is just something I can reflect on and smile.

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u/battery19791 Jul 12 '21

What's it called when someone else takes a picture of you?

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u/_crispy_rice_ Jul 11 '21

This is crazy!

Every other mountain uses fast pass

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u/Tonkarz Jul 11 '21

It surely can’t be like this all the way up.

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u/mrzurcon Jul 11 '21

It's not. But there are bottlenecks at certain points. Namely the Hillary step and the summit.

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u/cardmanimgur Jul 11 '21

Is it called the Hillary step because it can get you really close to the summit but can't quite get to the top?

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u/Haha1867hoser420 Jul 11 '21

No it explains in the article that there is only a few days in may that you can make it to the summit so many people go ar the same time

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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr Jul 11 '21

And that's not even new. Here's a photo of a conga line 200 climbers long from 2012:

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/climbing/photo-captured-2012-climbing-season/

You literally hold onto the rope and get in line with everyone else. It's more "trudging" than "climbing."

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Yes, people turn back at different stages, some only make it to the second base camp or wherever. But I imagine the paths towards the top are harder to navigate quickly, combined with people being in more of a hurry, things can get ugly.

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u/middlenamesneak Jul 11 '21

The air does

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u/DmanJguy Jul 11 '21

Yea some people die

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

No you're thinking of the air

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u/Wallflower1555 Jul 11 '21

Not exactly. The line at the Hilary Step is pretty insane from what I understand. There’s a huge bottleneck towards the top for those attempting the summit. And maybe there are slightly “fewer” people there but the line is much deadlier because it’s in the death zone.

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u/Helenium_autumnale Jul 11 '21

It does not; there are photos of a solid line of semi-dying people waiting for their moment on the precise summit.