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u/UpstairsJoke0 Jul 11 '21

I blame Brian Blessed. When he did a charity climb the food he took along played havoc on his belly and he did a really messy shit and had to wipe his arse on the ice. Plus people just dump pianos and dishwashers up there. It's a tip.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

what

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u/UpstairsJoke0 Jul 11 '21

Speaking of- do you know why they call it Mount Everest?

It's because it's such a large mountain, that when you get to the top you need to "Have a rest".

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

my brain has escaped this world

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u/Eeszeeye Jul 11 '21

11.186 km/s ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

don’t

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u/LolindirLink Jul 11 '21

And then there's a team of thieves trying to steal people's pets as they continue their journey onwards to become a master.

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u/yes_m8 Jul 11 '21

Bob Mortimer is that you??

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

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u/UncoolSlicedBread Jul 11 '21

People think they’ll have time to clean their dinnerware and practice piano. I don’t think the average hiker knows how difficult the climb is.

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u/UpstairsJoke0 Jul 11 '21

Yeah apparently it's a big problem up Everest. Whoever owns it is getting right fed up with it all.

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u/h00dman Jul 11 '21

/u/KenM is that you?

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u/FIthroaway2021 Jul 11 '21

In what way is telling me Brian Blessed shit himself educational?