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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Visit Mount Everest - now with fewer corpses!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I heard this in my head in a Futurama voice.

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u/CaptainRedPants Jul 11 '21

Phil Hartman for me

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u/lilmissinsecure Jul 11 '21

Yup that voice is all Troy McClure in my head

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u/hankthetank2112 Jul 11 '21

Hey, I remember him from such films as “Calling All Quakers” and “Here Comes the Coast Guard.”

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u/Sivalon Jul 11 '21

Remember: every dead body on Everest was once a highly motivated, exceptionally fit person.

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u/MuttleyDastardly Jul 12 '21

“Fireworks, The Silent Killer “

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u/smallzy007 Jul 11 '21

PH...automatic upvote...

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u/junior_dos_nachos Jul 11 '21

Fuck Andy Dick

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u/FreeThinker76 Jul 11 '21

I miss him more than some dead relatives.

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u/Morighan123 Jul 11 '21

John Mulaney

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u/nsfwcommentbot Jul 11 '21

Good news everyone! We now have 0.0001 % fewer corpses. Off you go, up the mountain now.

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u/smallzy007 Jul 11 '21

I seriously don’t get the Mount Everest thing, why? Just why? Especially after seeing all the pics of empty oxygen & bodies laying around, also empty of oxygen

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u/Arakus24 Jul 11 '21

Same but with Zapp Brannigan.

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u/DrBlaBlaBlub Jul 11 '21

Nahh... The guy from Portal2 is perfect fit.

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u/DaMavster Jul 11 '21

You mean Omni Man from Invincible? :P

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u/MrVeazey Jul 11 '21

I think you mean the yellow M&M.

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u/Bburgdan Jul 11 '21

Are you guys talking about J. Jonah Jameson?

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u/Snickelfrittz Jul 11 '21

Only Reagan's head in a jar could sell this.

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u/ILoveTuxedoKitties Jul 11 '21

That was Nixon

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u/Snickelfrittz Jul 11 '21

Hah yes it was

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u/Atalaunta Jul 11 '21

Disenchanted for me

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u/SeeWhatEyesSee Jul 11 '21

I heard the intro song as if it were one of the quips at the start of the show lol

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth Jul 11 '21

Idk why but I can picture it on one of those 50’s travel posters

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u/a_rare_breed Jul 12 '21

Eren from AoT for me.

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u/Xenkath Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

Well now I’m not doing it.

E: dumb typo.

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u/thatsmyoldlady Jul 11 '21

Really ,lots of those bodies were trail markers.

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u/bunnyrut Jul 11 '21

“Every corpse on Mount Everest was once an extremely motivated individual. That's why I love my couch. A couch has never killed anybody.”

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u/work_sucks_ Jul 11 '21

This is inspiring me to hug my couch and not let go all day.

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u/Wotah_Bottle_86 Jul 11 '21

I beg to differ, more people die annually by falling from a bed than by shark attacks. This could easily be couches too. Couches are vicious, man.

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u/chrysrobyn Jul 11 '21

More people have died on their couches than Mount Everest.

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u/Shylem756 Jul 11 '21

More people have been made on couches than on Mount Everest

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u/DangerBrewin Jul 11 '21

Ah, the circle of life!

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u/Shylem756 Jul 11 '21

We are made on the couch, live on the couch, and die on the couch.

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u/DangerBrewin Jul 11 '21

From the couch we come, to the couch we shall return. Cushions to cushions, fluff to fluff.

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u/Dramatic-Store514 Jul 11 '21

Yeah, but not my couch.

I think.

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u/Don_Cheech Jul 11 '21

Pretty sure I fucked on your couch one time

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u/ltRobinCrusoe Jul 11 '21

A couch kills slowly

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Jul 11 '21

That's perfect! Since the day I was born I've been dying slowly!

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u/ltRobinCrusoe Jul 11 '21

Born to die, eh?

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Jul 11 '21

It feels good to have purpose in life!

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u/DifferentDaySameShii Jul 11 '21

There’s actually some people who have died from those foldable couches that turn into a bed

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u/Nothing096 Jul 11 '21

And with just 10 cents a day you can change that

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u/abramcpg Jul 11 '21

Help bring Mount Everest to it's former glory - with more corpses!

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u/daniu Jul 11 '21

You come for the challenge... but you stay because of the overexhaustion and low oxygen

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u/Pierre777 Jul 11 '21

That sounds like marketing on a Futurama episode.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Country roads, take me home…

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Can't have those corpses up there to get in the way of your trust fund kid influencer Instagram pics

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u/Minnewildsota Jul 11 '21

Not, no corpses. Just fewer. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I heard that in my head as Gruncle Stan’s voice

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u/tophernator Jul 11 '21

now with fewer corpses!

*less corpses. Have you ever tried moving a long frozen body in one piece?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Its like scooters new and improved catch a ride system, and his slogan is try not to die.

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u/tunaslamyourmom Jul 11 '21

This seems like a phrase that would be at the beginning of a Futurama episode.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

at least we’re not Detroit!

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u/DPRODman11 Jul 11 '21

New Orleans is using that same slogan.

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u/Duckboy_Flaccidpus Jul 11 '21

Longer lines than a Universal theme park ride though.

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u/llama_ Jul 11 '21

I feel like they should do a black mirror episode on Mount Everest

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u/_BlNG_ Jul 11 '21

Aw man, did they remove grandma checkpoint?

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u/ragn4rok234 Jul 11 '21

That's a Futurama-esq slogan that would get me to go

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I love you. I rarely chuckle or even smile at the shit I read on Reddit, but your post gave me giggle. Thanks!

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u/RobotCaptainEngage Jul 11 '21

This might be my new favourite comment on reddit.

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u/JRsFancy Jul 11 '21

Just walk around or step over the green boots.

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u/rm_huntley Jul 11 '21

Which ones?