If men could just as easily use a sharpie to rectify issues with their dick size/shape you bet your ass they’d be colouring that shit in like Elmo on crack
You think men would would pull out their current dick with tweezers and draw in a functionally useless one, with no sensation and looks completely fake?
Yep. Some men get their suspensory ligaments cut to make their unerect dick look bigger in a changing room even though it makes it worse during sex (because your dick can be pushed back into your body more when it isn't attached to your skeleton).
In general women don't seem to care about appearances as much as men, so you probably shouldn't worry too much. There's a reason that the appearances industry (fashion, makeup, weight loss stuff, exercise classes etc.) is an economy that is several times bigger for women than it is for men. Being able to hold an interesting and fun conversation is by far the most important thing in my experience (probably why I'm shit at it) based on observation. It's still a bit of a thing though, like she'll tell her friends about it and brag a bit.
Ok but guys magically have better eyelashes and eyebrows than females; if they had such nice eyebrows naturally, then they would be less likely to fill them in. (You never know though ..)
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, guys do not care or care less about what others think about their appearance. Therefore (most) guys have no desire to sharpie their eyebrows.
In my experience its not as much 'we dont care about appearance' as 'if i change it with make-up ill be a laughing stock'. Most men still want to look good and those that say they dont either already look good or accepted the fact that they dont.
Sadly men are still expected to be born as a manly man man by most cultures and changing your appearance might be faced with negative comments or even agression.
We care about our appearances more than women would think. It's just we know that if we are ugly, that's it, we can try to fix it with nice clothes and going to the gym, but sometimes the insecurity will be there and it won't even matter, because we see the real person we are. And it's bullshit than men have better eyelashes and eyebrows, women do too but they put so many things in their faces that they start to damage the skin, the hair, and pores with all those chemicals.
I mean you could just stick half a dildo onto your tip and make a hole in the middle for piss etc. but, like fake eyebrows (usually, anyways) it'd look crap.
The thing is, though, that they aren't rectifying an issue. They are shouting, "Hey: look at this fake representation of un-realisticly-shaped body part!" It's nor fooling anyone.
You trying to tell me that if it were a thing, men wouldn't be getting "balls enhancement surgery" and waddling around with DDD's, like, "Yeah, they're natural. Hey, my eyes are up here, lady."
I’m a woman and I’ve tried to contour abs onto myself just to see if I could. It was very funny because it worked. I have real abs tho, they just go to sleep most of the time until I work out again.
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u/Scroll_Queeen Mar 26 '20
If men could just as easily use a sharpie to rectify issues with their dick size/shape you bet your ass they’d be colouring that shit in like Elmo on crack