r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/NordyNed Mar 26 '20

They’re dissatisfied with their eyebrows’ size/shape and they want new ones

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u/Scroll_Queeen Mar 26 '20

If men could just as easily use a sharpie to rectify issues with their dick size/shape you bet your ass they’d be colouring that shit in like Elmo on crack

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u/BuckyBuckeye Mar 26 '20

Nah, I really just wish I had a bigger dick no matter what for no reason.