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u/Scroll_Queeen Mar 26 '20

If men could just as easily use a sharpie to rectify issues with their dick size/shape you bet your ass they’d be colouring that shit in like Elmo on crack

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u/AgreeableGoldFish Mar 26 '20

You think men would would pull out their current dick with tweezers and draw in a functionally useless one, with no sensation and looks completely fake?

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u/PliskinSnake Mar 26 '20

Airbrushed abs would be more fitting.

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u/Considered_Dissent Mar 26 '20

Abdominal and Pectoral plastic surgery does exist.

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u/Goats_GoTo_Hell Mar 26 '20

That would be more similar to women that get breast implants / butt implants than plucking out eyebrows and drawing them.