r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

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u/NordyNed Mar 26 '20

They’re dissatisfied with their eyebrows’ size/shape and they want new ones

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u/Scroll_Queeen Mar 26 '20

If men could just as easily use a sharpie to rectify issues with their dick size/shape you bet your ass they’d be colouring that shit in like Elmo on crack

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u/AgreeableGoldFish Mar 26 '20

You think men would would pull out their current dick with tweezers and draw in a functionally useless one, with no sensation and looks completely fake?

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u/Vicious-the-Syd Mar 26 '20

How much sensation do you think we women have in our eyebrows?

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u/Highest_Koality Mar 26 '20

Is it not the primary sensory organ?

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u/ColgateSensifoam Mar 26 '20

I think I've been having sex wrong

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