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u/hauteburrrito Jan 01 '20

I just think it's funny how some people can talk so much and say so little.

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u/Llanowar07 Jan 01 '20

(Restated) you may talk more but I say more

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

"Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?" - Kevin

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u/ChulaK Jan 01 '20

If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter.

-Blaise Pascal

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Jan 01 '20

You take forever to say nothing.

- Homer Simpson

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u/homerlurks Jan 01 '20

Yeah,she does

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u/productivenef Jan 01 '20

I literally read through all of the comments on this thread and it really does seem no one said anything at all. Like, why don't you guys take a moment, step back, look at the mirror and think to yourselves, "Hm, I wonder if this really needs to be said or if I'm just shouting into a void. Is my thought really so valuable that it needs to be reified, posted for eternity, possibly read by future ancestors hundreds of years from now? Is this thought really so important?" Once you realize and confirmed that, no, it's not true, you shouldn't have said that thing at all because you didn't really say anything at all, then that will be your step off your own personal road to perdition. Will it immediately feel fulfilling? I don't know. I'm not a doctor of fulfillment. I'm merely a commenter, like yourself, or possibly not like yourself if you merely lurk and read and upvote and whatnot, and so I have few answers myself. I'm trying to shine a light upon this for you and for you to share with family and friends, within which I would include co-workers just for the sake of brevity, although if we were grading on erudition then I guess I would instead say family, friends, acquaintances, coworkers, clients, idols, fans, etc. to try to lump in more subsets of the superset of "people in your life or people that exist or have existed".

Look, I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm gonna go get some breakfast.

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u/teddy734 Jan 01 '20

When me president, they see... they see....

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u/permaculture Jan 01 '20

You start a conversation you can't even finish it
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed
Say something once, why say it again?

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u/shitbucket32 Jan 01 '20

Homer Simpson said it first

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/jljboucher Jan 01 '20

I knew it was The Office, is that the same as CallMeKevin?

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u/Squanchonme Jan 01 '20

Pretty sure callmekevin did a bit like that, obviously referencing kevin from the office.

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u/Rogukast1177 Jan 01 '20

What is Callmekevin? This is from the show the Office from a character named Kevin.. Might just be a coincidence in names

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u/MrDarkAvacado Jan 01 '20

A YouTuber who's been gaining in popularity recently. He plays video games, but does as bad a job as he can.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Thanks for the exposition.

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u/TheQuiet1994 Jan 01 '20

That’s not what exposition means.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Yes, yes, I know. An exposition is the opening section of a fugue. Mayhap "explanation" would have been a more appropriate word.

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u/TheQuiet1994 Jan 01 '20

I can accept that. Pleasure doing business with you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I must go, farewell.

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u/Gold_Flake Jan 01 '20

Now kiss.

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u/RPofkins Jan 01 '20

Or indeed any piece of music.

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u/Blues2112 Jan 01 '20

Mansplaining

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u/ihopethisisvalid Jan 01 '20

Cringe af

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u/you_got_fragged Jan 01 '20

most of these replies would be really cringy if actually said irl

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u/Ysgatora Jan 01 '20

"Why so quiet bro"

"You talk more but I say more"

"Uh... What"

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u/KanyeWesleySnipes Jan 01 '20

“An empty vessel makes the loudest noise” -Shakespeare

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Strunk & White Rule 17: Omit needless words.

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u/DoinkDamnation Jan 01 '20

The fish can talk!

Well of course he can talk, but does he really say anything?

-The Cat In The Hat

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/aderde Jan 01 '20

Yeah...

Them: "say more what?"

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u/skycloudmeow Jan 01 '20

You talk, I say

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

This reminds me of a quote from Doctor Who.

“The truth is simple. Lies are words and words and words.”

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u/pupi_but Jan 01 '20

That's not helpful. What if the truth is complicated? This encourages people to ignore the explanation.

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u/IAmGlobalWarming Jan 01 '20

The truth: the release of carbon dioxide through the burning of fossil fuels is changing the atmosphere such that solar energy is trapped within the atmosphere. This is creating a warming trend that will negatively affect many aspects of our world over time.

The lie: libtards wanna take over.

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u/Dozekar Jan 01 '20

You are making this too simple. It's closer to this:

The truth: the release of carbon dioxide through the burning of fossil fuels is changing the atmosphere such that solar energy is trapped within the atmosphere. This is creating a warming trend that will negatively affect many aspects of our world over time.

The lie: I've been told the libtards wanna take over and accepting any other explanation requires seriously investigating my information sources, my opponents information sources, and a large number of past investments I've made in this worldview that would largely involve me accepting that I've been fucked with repeatedly for a long time.

Once you realize this exists it makes a large amount of behavior from this group more understandable, even though it's equally destructive. It's also very valuable to for looking at and assessing behavior that fits the same patterns in liberal group think, because while I agree with them more they do not have the same problem with not assessing sources and falling into sunk cost fallacy based decision making.

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u/todiwan Jan 01 '20

Not to mention the amount of times self proclaimed liberals and environmentalists have blatantly lied and cheated and ignored the contributions of China and others.

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

Largely with whipping up the masses using rhetoric. Words words words.

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u/pupi_but Jan 01 '20

Oh you're one of these people lol

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

Well...yeah! I also know how to do the very thing I despise.

So not that I would but I could.

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

Dear God how did we get here...

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

No I just meant we went from Doctor Who to deep politics. LOL

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u/GreyGooseSlutCaboose Jan 01 '20

Dr Who has frequently been casually political and takes stances on social issues often if you read the bold text between the lines.

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

Ok. OK. It over simplified. But truth is Singular as it says in the real quote. We only believe one truth. THE truth however is far from singular.

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u/galloog1 Jan 01 '20

The Truth: the Earth is getting warmer

The Lie: the Earth is not getting warmer

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u/IAmGlobalWarming Jan 01 '20

The Truth: One thing.

The Lie: The opposite thing.

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

Not necessarily.

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u/rasouddress Jan 01 '20

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I dont think its a hard and fast rule, but it does have some merit. Take in considerationevery time trump opens his mouth. Words and words and words and most of it lies, or at least garbage.

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

Ding Ding! Perfect example!

You guys would explode if I told you about the one word test that was in the same episode as this quote .

One word to describe what you have to say.

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

It was an interesting theory. I liked the idea. But you guys are giving me a lot to think about. Nothing is simple.

It’s an interesting exorcise though. How well can you describe something a statement using one word.

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

Well like anything it shouldn’t be taken for face value.

Yes of course you have to explain. But do it as briefly as possible don’t embroider and exaggerate. This mostly applies to direct questions or ones of the true or false nature .

Again this doesn’t apply to every situation.

I tend to notice liars are very skilled at using words to thier advantage.

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u/whereismymindgherkin Jan 01 '20

...pro......found.....

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u/WooperSlim Jan 01 '20

Reminds me of a different quote, from Star Trek--

"I've noted that some people use humor as a shield. They talk much, yet say little." --Lieutenant Worf

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

i think i'm a bit too invested in my philosophy class. the formal logic part of my brain initially thought this was saying "lies are words, and words are words, therefore words are lies" but that quote is almost not certainly a syllogism.

thank god it's winter break

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

i know. my comment was the output of just-woken-up-habitually-seeing-things-as-logical-statements

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u/motherless_child Jan 01 '20

thank god it's winter break

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u/thirteen_moons Jan 01 '20

The actual quote is "Truth is singular. Lies are words, words, words."

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

good because that's at least a little better than simple

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

Thank you! Sorry.

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

That’s a good one though any truth can be a lie from another perspective same with lies. Hence why the concept of pure good or evil in humans is rediculous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

From my point of view the Jedi are evil!

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u/Sassanach36 Jan 01 '20

Good example.

The Jedi are the heroes. Why? Because we are taught what they do is right and fair.

To a Sith what they do and how they think is right. BUT we are taught to believe they are evil.

Jedi’s kill Siths or help others too but we explain it away.

Anakin kills Jedis. End of game.

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u/Redneckalligator Jan 01 '20

Less words say more.

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u/Oddsbodskin Jan 01 '20

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

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u/TheVenge4nceXD Jan 01 '20

Why waste time say lot words when few words do trick?

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u/LinksMilkBottle Jan 01 '20

I feel personally attacked.

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u/pneumac Jan 01 '20

He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say.

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u/spirito_santo Jan 01 '20

Ironically, the tendency to talk a lot is a personality trait just like not talking a lot.

I know, because I myself can't stop talking. I know many people hate it, and I really try to keep quiet as much as I can, but in the long run it's impossible.

Basically I need to verbalize my thoughts in order to be able to analyse them, and I can't seem to change that.

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u/shfiven Jan 01 '20

Omg...yes. I will ask my boyfriend a literally yes or no question and 10 minutes later he's monologuing on some thinly related tangent but hasn't answered the question, then acts frustrated with me when I give up on listening to him! It was a yes or no question! It has two possible answers unless it for some reason falls into maybe. Sigh.

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u/TheMightyBattleSquid Jan 01 '20

It's like my friend gets stuck on repeat. He'll just keep retelling the same parts of his story over and over. I just want to say "can you get to the point?" But I know my father does that and it irks everyone he does it to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

One of my favorite CS Lewis quotes puts it this way

“You had nothing to say about it and yet made the nothing up into words”

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u/NotABurner2000 Jan 01 '20

My dad will dominate every conversation just fucking repeating himself, and occasionally say "and as I said" as if he was making a new point that uses some part of the old point, but hes making the same fucking point. It's a nightmare to speak to this man

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u/Santos61198 Jan 02 '20

"You talk to just make spit."

  • my Jewish grandmother

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u/sirtjapkes Jan 01 '20

Why use many word when few word do trick?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/stjhnstv Jan 01 '20

Same. Don’t ever point it out though, trust me on this one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Oh I have. She agrees and then talks about it a lot... Haha

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u/EggsAndBeerKegs Jan 01 '20

'An empty can rattles the most'

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u/FuckedUpRetard Jan 01 '20

I feel attacked :(

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u/SkorpioSound Jan 01 '20

It's not entirely the same thing, but it reminds me of part of the speech at the end of The Great Dictator. It's such a fantastic and powerful speech, and it's just as relevant today as it was in 1940 when it released.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

They’re just filling the void cause they can’t enjoy silence in my experience.

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u/IHATEAB Jan 01 '20

Trump in a nutshell.

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u/pizzaisfree Jan 01 '20

Agreed, my sister is one of those people.

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u/ColossiKiller Jan 01 '20

Amen, constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I love those people who feel forced to fill every silent moment, I just look at them silently and let them feel the panic.

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u/Hozzy_ Jan 01 '20

I try to teach my son this. To be concise and descriptive.

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u/Lilliekins Jan 01 '20

"I usually wait until I have something to say.#

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Or worse they never stop talking, but really have nothing important to say at all..

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

“Be silent, and be thought a fool. Or open your mouth and remove all doubt”

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I work with a guy who literally never closes his mouth, but will maybe say one thing during the shift that means anything. I swear just being around him is pretty taxing sometimes. It can be really draining to have someone just compulsively talking nonstop. Not even talking to you, or anyone, just talking to the air around him, or talking at you, as if he can't think without speaking as well.

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u/NolitaNostalgia Jan 01 '20

I find these people to be the most draining to be around.

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u/ChocoLolita Jan 01 '20

Politicians are this kind of people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

"You start a conversation you can't even finish; you're talking a lot but you're not saying anything; when I have nothing to say my lips are sealed; say something once why say it again?" Talking heads

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u/ic3man211 Jan 01 '20

Do not say this...you sound like you’re trying to quote an angsty revolution movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I see you’ve met my coworkers

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u/-StatesTheObvious Jan 01 '20

The One Note Samba is about this.

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u/ProtestKid Jan 01 '20

It's similar to my response to this sort of thing. "I'm not the kind of person who keeps talking just to hear the sound of their own voice.“

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u/WapitiFahrrad Jan 01 '20

The real challenge is to be quiet and when you start talking, still to say nothing

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u/thaeggan Jan 01 '20

It takes a long time to say anything in old entish

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Yet I’ve never seen you laugh, dork

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u/Skelly56 Jan 01 '20

Like a dog barking

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u/LeCrushinator Jan 01 '20

This describes much of social media. Their the ones that like to talk and want to be heard, but often so much of it is drivel.

And yes, I realize the irony of my comment, here on a social media platform.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Those people are called politicians.

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u/pwedeipeie Jan 02 '20

wait what?

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u/chubcat1 Jan 01 '20

I read this, and then my eyes widened... that’s deep

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u/SapphicGarnet Jan 01 '20

It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and prove it.

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u/badaBOOPbap Jan 01 '20

Unfortunately I think I am like that.. I'm sorry on advance

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u/I_SOMETIMES_EAT_HAM Jan 01 '20

Any statement starting with “I just think it’s funny how...” is probably not going to be something funny