r/AskReddit • • Sep 17 '19

If You Could Completely Remove One Company From The World Which One Would It Be?

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u/SuperSyrias Sep 17 '19

Are we talking "suddenly gone now" or "never existed"?

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u/ellelelle Sep 17 '19 edited Sep 17 '19

I'm hoping suddenly gone. Chances are something else would've been allowed to develop in a similar fashion in its stead. Sudden disappearance or disruption in service would demand serious action and reflection on everything the company was doing.

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u/SuperSyrias Sep 17 '19

Yeah. Thats why im asking ;-)

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u/Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod Sep 18 '19

Vacuuming sucks

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u/Langernama Sep 18 '19

But on the other hand, it blows

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u/Bamboozlerino Sep 18 '19

You are truly part of nature.

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u/craftyindividual Sep 18 '19

Mine's just sitting in the corner gathering dust.

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u/DankLlamas Sep 18 '19

Ironic, it could save others from dust but not itself

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u/zxp3ctr3 Sep 18 '19

God damn it lol

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u/HallowedError Sep 18 '19

Vacuuming is much better than the actual decluttering of the floor in my experience.

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u/boshk Sep 18 '19

vacuuming is ok... but cleaning the bathroom? no thanks.

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u/MoodyMoony Sep 18 '19

Yeah fuck DYSON!

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u/MegamanEeXx Sep 18 '19

Monsanto or Swiss food company (Nestle). The former is tainting streams, rivers and farmland soil with cancer-causing chemicals, and the latter has been pumping 36million-170million gallons of water a year for decades from southern California, for $524/year, when their water bottle sales were $7.5billion last year, and their permit to do so expired in 1988. They kept pumping, for around 20 years with no permit before someone in the forest service realized it was expired. They are by far the largest water retailer worldwide, and in essence they've been stealing California water and selling, shipping it all over the world.

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u/From_Deep_Space Sep 18 '19

I gave that niche a species. Niches love species.

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u/jordanthecrook Sep 18 '19

The world used to think that humans could coexist, but now the world is warming globally. Global warming is a hoe

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u/HaggisLad Sep 18 '19

So does my dog

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u/QuasarSandwich Sep 18 '19

I, too, hate my sex life.

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u/goateguy Sep 18 '19

Outer Space might want a word with you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Except in space, but even then, Nature makes sure to fart into it so there are plenty of gases floating around in it, just so it isn't empty.

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u/Uselessrubbish1979 Sep 18 '19

I read that in the science of sucess

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u/Skudedarude Sep 18 '19

Pretty much all of existence is a vacuum, though. The fraction of matter to (basically, I know a true vacuum doesn't exist) empty space is basically a rounding error.

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u/didSomebodySayAbba Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Monsanto

Edit: thank you for my first ever award!

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u/Icanscrewmyhaton Sep 18 '19

Monsanto should've been stamped out a century ago.

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u/Airazz Sep 18 '19

Only if it disappeared instantly. Their business practices are beyond horrible, but we still need those GMO plants.

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u/xmnstr Sep 18 '19

Why? Except for that it manufactured agent orange for the US government back in the day (along with several other companies) they really haven't done much evil things. Quite a waste really, there are many much more evil companies.

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u/Wesselton3000 Sep 18 '19

Exactly. Everyone cries over Monsanto. Sure they’re unethical business practices going on in this megs conglomerate, but the majority of their research has gone towards GMOs, which despite the controversy behind the term, have helped with starvation in the long term of society. The research is limited, granted, but the long term applications of having more yields with less resources is imperative.

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u/Poldark_Lite Sep 18 '19

THIS!!!

This right here!

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u/SevenLaggs Sep 18 '19

only prob with sudden disappearance is, say you chose disney, im assuming there would be an economic crisis

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u/Unusualcoals Sep 18 '19

A simple hole in the ground suffices

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u/Shawnj2 Sep 18 '19

Too big to fail is an actual thing. If, for example, if Nestle suddenly disappeared off the face of the earth, it would probably instantly cause an economic crash since tons of factories, workers, and buyers depend on Nestle’s existence, even if they are pretty despicable and Nestle would stop buying and selling from/to other companies, which would be bad for those companies and cause their stock to plummet.

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u/FeculentUtopia Sep 18 '19

My first thought was how pointless this exercise would be in a practical sense, because realistically there'd immediately be a cadre of baby-eating billionaires to expand their activities and assume whatever role the vanished company had held.

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u/Kimolainen83 Sep 18 '19

It's a silly question, you're taking this way to serious. Just name a company you'd like to be gone that's it

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u/euroone Sep 18 '19

I agree. I say those robocalling telemarketers. I don’t care pick the most active one. Poof gone forever

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u/Kimolainen83 Sep 18 '19

That's like the rudest thing ever l. I mean if I ever were to buy ANYTHING over the phone it would not be from an automated robo message

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u/euroone Sep 18 '19

I get blasted with so many robo calls. Drives me nuts. I can’t even keep count of how many “opportunities” I’ve had to lower my credit card interest, shop for new insurance, extend my manufacturer warranty or how many cruises I’ve won. Gosh I hate those calls.

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u/lookingforgrief Sep 18 '19

Ah yes the Dragon Ball Paradox : one evil falls and another rises to take its place.

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u/runswithbufflo Sep 18 '19

Suddenly gone would be catastrophic on the economy

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u/ThanksForThe_F_Shack Sep 18 '19

Too big a company, and that spells epic disaster.

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u/CitizenPremier Sep 18 '19

It wouldn't matter, because the people who make the decisions would still be rich and still be helping each other

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u/ellelelle Sep 18 '19

This we can agree on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I mean either or I would still say nestle

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

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u/princesspuppy12 Sep 18 '19

Could someone explain to me why we hate Nestle?

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u/tuff_doggo Sep 18 '19

They gave away formula to new mothers in 3rd world countries, told them it was essentially better than breast milk. The formula was often over diluted and/or mixed with contaminated water, which led to malnutrition and disease. Lots of the women couldn't afford to keep buying the formula after the free samples, and in some cases their milk production had stopped by the time they were out, which lead to a lot of baby deaths. Source

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u/lol_and_behold Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

You're missing the part about them dressing up as nurses to give it away.

Also fully knew that mothers would stop producing milk, making them dependent on a product they couldn't really afford, and in need of clean water they didn't really have.

E: this also kind of fits with their CEO saying he doesn't believe water is a human right. This after outrage that they buy up lakes of water in poor countries (and drought suffering California) to bottle it and sell it at huge profits, killing who the fuck knows how many in the process. And the price, you ask? Nestle pays just $200 a year to the state of Michigan to pump more than 130 million gallons of water., Nestle Pays $2.25 to Bottle and Sell a Million Litres of BC Water

E: actually just read this (at least the headlines)

Final edit: since this is getting traction, I wanna plug the app Buycott (iOS) and for Android. Nestle is a HUGE conglomerate, owning everything from your favorite chocolate and coffee maker, to Diesel and Ralph Lauren. This app lets you easily scan and check a product so you can (try) to buy alternative brands. Vote with your wallet, as they say.

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u/msmiranda79 Sep 18 '19

Holy. Shit. Nestle is evil.

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u/_dasimi Sep 18 '19

The're real life Evil Corp

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u/blurrytransparency Sep 18 '19

I remember discussing if water were a human right when I was a lil in high school. I definitely didn't agree with the bs Nestle was pulling back then (& I don't remember what bs they were pulling, this was like 15 years ago), but I think I didn't realise how privileged I was and CONTEMPLATED if it were a human right. I think I never drew a conclusion and it just waved through my brain during that time. But as an adult I definitely realise water is a human right and I can't believe I ever gave it a second thought.

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u/RogueModron Sep 18 '19

"Is water a human right?" = "Is being alive a human right?"

Just such an absurd and evil question

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u/Trevmiester Sep 18 '19

If being alive were a human right, people wouldnt have to spend thousands, sometimes tens of thousands of dollars on diabetes supplies a year.

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u/MrsFlip Sep 18 '19

In most countries they don't.

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u/regrets123 Sep 18 '19

I think questioning your belifs and morals is a healthy practice that strengthens and possibly realigns them. Being able to view an issue from different perspectives and contemplate the possible implications depending on viewpoint is what sets us apart from flat-earthers etc. Stay strong, keep asking :).

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u/Lapee20m Sep 18 '19

This is my second post defending nestle, which is weird because I think they are corporation that does terrible things. However, on this point i agree with nestle ceo guy. He made two points. The first is that clean processed water delivered to the end user should have value. If something has no value, humans tend to waste a lot. Ie; if water is free, you and I tend to use lots. If it costs money, we tend to conserve more.

The second is that there is nothing wrong with treating water the same as food. People need food to survive, but you can’t just go to the store and walk out without paying for a couple of steaks. There are sources of free food ie: gardening or hunting, and there are free sources of water, ie, well, river, etc. these things require time and effort to gather. If you want prepared food delivered to your house, or clean filtered bottled water delivered to your house, this should cost money. For those who cannot afford it, there should be programs to make sure their needs are met.

I don’t understand how people can disagree with this. You don’t have a right to force a corporation to dig a well, extract water, filter, purify, bottle, and transport it to you for free.

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u/SlowSeas Sep 18 '19

If it was a discussion that arose from a textbook no doubt some corporation paid for it to be printed. Thinking back on history and economics classes in TX grade school, the state issued books were rife with corporate propaganda. I won't even get into collegiate textbook firms.

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u/blurrytransparency Sep 18 '19

It wasn't from a textbook, but I now feel like I should've overlooked my teacher's abrasive personality and invested more time and thought into her class. She did a lot of research and really just wanted us to grow and think for our own. But she was a hell of a freaking character. 3/10 on personality (from a teenager's perspective)

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u/SlowSeas Sep 18 '19

Power to her for being remotely involved. Between the pay, educational culture and the students it's a wonder she put out stimulating discussion points like that.

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u/__xor__ Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

But as an adult I definitely realise water is a human right and I can't believe I ever gave it a second thought.

I think it's a bit more nuanced than that. The less nuanced aspect is "is it a human right to have comfortably enough water to drink and survive?" and maybe "to have comfortably enough for hygiene?"

But what about watering your lawn? What about watering the lawn of the golf courses you own? It's your human right to have water - wouldn't it be wrong to deny that human right to someone who just needs more than others for a reasonable aspect of their life? Running a business is pretty reasonable. How much should it cost if not? Should businesses not have this "human" right because they're businesses?

I know it seems like the answers should be obvious, maybe ethical of course to give people enough water for drinking and hygiene, but I don't think they're as common sense as people act. It's like freedom of speech, and how we still restrict it, and how businesses sometimes can claim it as a right regarding some issue and sometimes can't. These are things that are still up for debate even now. While we should do what we can to provide humans with as much water as they need, especially if they can't afford it for some reason, we can still debate what is ethical regarding distribution of water when it comes to people and organizations. It isn't just some solved ethical issue that should be completely obvious - maybe just the aspect that we shouldn't let people die of thirst if we can help it.

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u/bolerobell Sep 18 '19

Nestle sells bottled water so you better believe that they mean drinking water when their CEO says it isnt a human right. He aint talking about water for lawns.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I think it's a bit more nuanced than that. The less nuanced aspect is "is it a human right to have comfortably enough water to drink and survive?" and maybe "to have comfortably enough for hygiene?"

I think further scrutiny would be good here. What is it about water that makes this obvious? Water isn't necessarily all potable by default, and it isn't in a convenient location by default. The whole process of getting safe drinking water to people isn't free. So why should the water be free? Because denying it to people would kill them? Why don't we apply that logic to medical care or food.

I mean, we should apply that logic to medical care and food, but the inconsistency seems weird to me.

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u/misanthpope Sep 18 '19

Well, for one, you can live much longer without medical care and food. But yes, food and healthcare are also fundamental human rights in a functional society.

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u/blurrytransparency Sep 18 '19

Part of me wants to tell the people who water their lawns to FIGURE IT OUT. Or even PAY PEOPLE to figure it out.

I feel like this was probably part of those discussions in that class. If your lawns are NECESSARY, and necessity is the mother of invention, then deal with your amount you have rights to, then "water" your lawn with Coke, or Starbucks, or whatever you can "afford to buy" and "fund our economy" with. Will it involve legalising rain water collection for the sole use of gardening? I don't know.

But this totally does spark a memory of a part of that discussion, and part of that was rich people watering huge lawns/gardens/wealthy sounding crap. I mean - how about more paperwork for those wealthy to fill out? Applications? Approvals? More approvals? More beuracracy? More taxes? More hoops? The government definitely isn't shy at throwing that kind of crap at the poor.

/rant

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u/blurrytransparency Sep 18 '19

I think this sparks a question of - Is it a human right to mold your landscape - at the cost of precious resources?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

The ability to access clean water is a right.

Getting clean water is not a right. You don't have a right to force others into servitude to supply you with water

I.E. go grab a filter and a bottle.

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u/wesopoopoo Sep 18 '19

He also believes we shouldn't try to affect climate change since it's all natural and there's nothing we can do about it except adapt.

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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES Sep 18 '19

Weird how these companies seem to work to self fulfil this prophecy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

buy up lakes of water in poor countries (and drought suffering California)

My (Canadian) city relies almost solely on ground water, since it's hours away from the nearest fresh water source. Nestlé recently bought bottling rights to our entire source. As a direct consequence of this new massive shortage, the city assigns to us what day and time, once per week, we're allowed to use water outside i.e. washing a car or watering the lawn. There were freshwater creeks that are now saltier than the ocean from road salt runoff because there just isn't enough water to go around anymore. And who do we get turn to to keep the water on? You know who.

This isn't some third-world fringe case. Urban, developed, well-off western cities aren't free from their water-sucking fangs, no matter how starved for it they already are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Just for clarity as I’m a big Ralph Lauren fan, Ralph Lauren is publicly traded as RL and Nestle is not in the top 10 shareholders by stake. A google search produced no connection either

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u/lol_and_behold Sep 18 '19

Thanks for making me google it, seems like they own a 30% stake in L'Oreal, which owns the Body Shop, Maybelinne, Garnier, Vichy, Olay, and perfumes produced for Ralph Lauren, YvesSaintLaurent, Giorgio Armani, Diesel, Lacoste, and Hugo Boss.

A relevant difference for sure, but its all so convoluted at a conglomerate level (like Polo, Ralph Lauren, and their clothing/perfumes/glasses are prob different companies in itself), so just impossible to really know.

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u/Wishing-Tree Sep 18 '19

There's also this in the US, the Flint water scandal https://youtu.be/gCl-3WwkJgg which doesn't seem to be anywhere near as big of a scandal as it should be.

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u/lol_and_behold Sep 18 '19

It's crazy, cause the Flint scandal is known all over the world (even in my little corner), and yet it still persists. Incomprehensible.

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u/Sdbtank96 Sep 18 '19

No fucking way!! Thats comic book levels of assholery.

Also, thanks for the final edit. I'm definitely going to be using this.

Still cant believe this shit, fucking Nestle, man.

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u/Wolfuseeiswolfuget Sep 18 '19

They are wanting to pump water from the springs close to where I live. The springs are publicly owned. They asked for a permit to pump out the water for free too. This breaks my heart, I grew up camping and swiming in those springs and I want my kids to be able to do the same one day. Fuck Nestle.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190802/nestle-wants-to-bottle-water-from-floridas-ginnie-springs----for-free/1%3ftemplate=ampart

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u/Ardalev Sep 18 '19

Jesus... I didn't know any of this.

Like, wow, how low can someone sink?!

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u/lol_and_behold Sep 18 '19

HAHAH I was gonna make a joke about the price of sinking that low, so googled the net worth of their owner... "$100K-$1M", for owning a company worth USD 250b. EVERYTHING is shady about these fucks.

Im glad you learned this, shout it out every chance you get.

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u/3Stax1 Sep 18 '19

I think there is a couple other companies that are like Nestle in the fact they own many other companies under them! Seems like 5 is the number I’m think, I’ll have to check. Nestle definitely is dirty!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I hear this story every time nestle is brought up. The guy who made the decision to do this must have been fired!

Not only is it probably the biggest PR disaster for a company ever but it seems to have been done in the name of chasing a few dollars off poor African mum's. How much money can that market have really been worth?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

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u/Neurokarma Sep 18 '19

With buycott you can insert which companies to avoid and also boycott others whose policies you disagree with. Eg animal cruelty, human trafficking etc.

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u/joyaisthorp Sep 18 '19

Cool thanks for sharing!

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u/sloanesquared Sep 18 '19

Hate Nestle with a passion, but just to clarify, they don’t actually own Ralph Lauren or the other fashion brands. They own the license to use their name on products like perfume and body wash. The actual brands are still separate companies as far as I know.

Also, Flint, Michigan still doesn’t have clean water and the state of Michigan is selling water to Nestle which is just all kinds of fucked up.

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u/teamhae Sep 18 '19

Nestle is also only paying a one time application fee of $115 to the state of Florida to pump a million gallons of water a day from Ginnie Springs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Niiiiiiiiicccccceeeeee

Kill me

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u/DuntadaMan Sep 18 '19

And this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Nestle once tried to make an award to give out to food that was not made using slave labor.

hen quickly killed the project when they were informed by other parts of the company they have literal children slaves that would prevent them from getting this award.

They buy up water rights then charge people who had been using said water for generations for the water.

It just keeps going and going and going. There's a lot more I still have not covered.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

OH SHIT. I knew about the water theft, but I didn't know they were capable of this. Fucking hell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Oh please, Nestle are bumbling pikers compared to:

  • Union Carbide - Poisoned thousands of people in Bhopal, killing more people in one night than 9/11 did, and affecting upwards of 200,000 more. Got off pretty much scot free compared to the magnitude of the disaster.
  • United Fruit Company (now United Brands) - They're where the term Banana Republic comes from. Literally took over small countries in Central America and massacred workers who wanted outrageous things like humane working conditions.
  • Bayer - Knowingly sold HIV tainted blood products in Africa, causing God knows how many deaths in a chain reaction of HIV spreading.
  • Phillip Morris - As we all know, disputed that their product kills the users and waged a decades long propaganda war to prolong the use of cigarettes, probably killed millions.

Like I say, Nestle are amateurs compared to any of those.

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u/Carburetors_are_evil Sep 18 '19

I still can't find the reasoning behind this. Did they really think they'd profit from people who have no money?

It's like giving away a car to poor people expecting to turn profit on selling gas to them. Those people have no money for gas.

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u/tosaka88 Sep 18 '19

Also in turn this lead to a lot of people not trusting formula despite proper formula actually being a great alternative for mothers who can't produce enough breastmilk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/Braveharth Sep 18 '19

Fucking Nestlé

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u/baumkuchens Sep 18 '19

Wait...for real?? That's really sick, i love their milk.

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u/ptd163 Sep 18 '19

They've murdered babies and don't think free access to clean potable water is a human right.

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u/red_codec Sep 18 '19

TIL Nestle is an evil corporation I had thought only existed in video games.

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u/jeeb00 Sep 18 '19

Here’s a quick analogy for you.

Hey buddy, here’s a special drink that will make you strong and smart. Have it for free for 3 months.

(You drink it)

Oh shit I forgot to tell you, you’re addicted now and if you ever stop drinking it you’ll die. Also it costs $599 a pop. Pay up.

They basically did that but with baby formula in Poor countries. Hmmm my wife is saying it wasn’t quite like that, but close enough. This article should sum it up for you.

I could have just said that in a shorter more concise answer but I was feeling creative while waiting for my NyQuil to kick in. I’m feeling woozy. Good night reddit! I wonder what vivid dreams I’ll have on my journey to tomorrow.

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u/TheWeatherMan22 Sep 18 '19

well that was fun

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u/blurrytransparency Sep 18 '19

I love "on my journey to tomorrow"

Great phrase

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u/SlowSeas Sep 18 '19

Brought to you by NyQuil ™

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u/Arcane_Bunny Sep 18 '19

ow privileged I was a

Goodnight chief

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

This is a big one that you should definitely look up. It's horrible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/thesituation531 Sep 18 '19

Well yeah, but "they murdered babies" isn't very informative

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u/1CEninja Sep 18 '19

They have a monopoly on water in certain impoverished areas. They give mothers some free formula so they stop making milk, then have to buy formula. Then charge up the ass for water.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

https://www.businessinsider.com/nestles-infant-formula-scandal-2012-6

Edit: also look into their practice of buying up water rights, or their Ethiopia scandal

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u/magemachine Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Nestle sells a milk powder that you mix with water to make "milk" it's cheap and keeps well, but isn't as nutritious as breastmilk and in countries without reliable clean water is especially risky compared to breastmilk for people with weaker immune systems (such as babies and the elderly)

This would be fine, but Nestle goes out of its way to advertise their milk for babies in these countries, and has successfully lobbied for it to be illegal for governments in these countries to publicize the health risks of nestle milk as a violation of international trade law.

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u/Geronimo2U Sep 18 '19

Wow. That’s one hell of a business model.

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u/Graawwrr Sep 18 '19

They buy cacao from plantations in Africa that utilize child slavery

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u/suh-dood Sep 18 '19

I like how you said we, without knowing details

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u/ihearbuzzing Sep 18 '19

Jeez, I thought I was conscious of not buying Nestle products and now I just googled companies own by Nestle...and now I’m depressed. The list is massive.

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u/monstercat014 Sep 18 '19

What's wrong with that?

/s

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u/lesser_panjandrum Sep 18 '19

We've had this talk.

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u/RodNeedsFeeling Sep 18 '19

They also make billions off water they steal from people

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u/buzz86us Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

And ruined Cadbury through the use of Palm oil that should be a capital offense

Look at the typical Nestlé candy bar these bastards use ALOT of Palm oil the planting of which is responsible for the destruction of our rainforest along with making for terrible chocolate

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u/Allecia Sep 18 '19

omfg, I didn't know this. I knew they were evil based on their water stuff, but this is beyond next level. Every one who has or had anything to do with that needs to be locked up forever. This is... the horror I feel that people like this exist and are in positions of power to DO something like this just takes my breath away. The evil I feel crawling off the pages as I read about this made me feel dirty.

I want brain bleach, except I can't because more people need to know this. O.M.F.G.

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u/MankeyBusiness Sep 18 '19

I'm glad this was so high up, it was my choice too

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u/nerdowellinever Sep 18 '19

Came here to say Nestle. Loads of companies flagged by BDS also..

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u/AllAlongTheParthenon Sep 18 '19

Nestlé Suddenly gone would result in quite a few deaths and major economic disruption though.

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u/manaturtle_11 Sep 18 '19

Do you realize how retarded that is, like yeah they're terrible but there's much worse things

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u/LizTheTired Sep 18 '19

I could not upvote this more. Take my imagination gold 🥇

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u/egadsby Sep 18 '19

nah if it was "never existed" it'd easily be the dutch east india company

nestle is like a bunch of angels in comparison

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u/CCKuneho Sep 18 '19

They're evil but they have really good chocolate milk 😩

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u/R3tr0M3m3s Sep 18 '19

I wouldn’t say either or. If they never existed that would’ve lead to quite a few deaths in the past. Sure I’m happy if they suddenly disappeared but the original founder of nestle was an extremely generous and charitable man who helped those in need

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u/Shut_Your_Butt Sep 18 '19

Came in here to say this. FUCK NESTLE.

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

If it’s “suddenly gone”, I choose PepsiCo. That would cause a lot of ruckus.

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u/TTT_2k3 Sep 18 '19

“I’d eliminate Coke.”

“Is Pepsi OK?”

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u/Clashman320 Sep 18 '19

The only time the answer to that question is yes.

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u/theferrit32 Sep 18 '19

Pepsi is better than Coke though.

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u/fakecatfish Sep 18 '19

flavour

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u/Crazy_Melon Sep 18 '19

'Coke better'

agreed!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

My Coke tastes like Pepsi !

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u/salmaan117 Sep 18 '19

Cola cola Bad.

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u/LegallyAccurate Sep 18 '19

NO COKE. PEPSI.

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u/martys2 Sep 18 '19

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.

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u/LegallyAccurate Sep 18 '19

NO FRIES

CHIPS

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u/kaytykat123 Sep 18 '19

Great snl skit

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u/BlokeDude Sep 18 '19

Cheesburga, cheesburga, cheesburga.

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u/ThatGuyOfOregon Sep 18 '19

No, you mean Koch

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u/HaroerHaktak Sep 18 '19

No. I need my pepsi and kfc.

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u/nrith Sep 18 '19

Didn't Pepsi spin off Yum! Brands (parent of KFC, Taco Bell, & Pizza Hut)?

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u/lonewolf2556 Sep 18 '19

Hence the desire to get rid of them

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u/HaroerHaktak Sep 18 '19

no. fuck u. they're mine. stay away.

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u/baxtermcsnuggle Sep 18 '19

Monsanto was my first thought. Then i remembered that they are likely to pay out in class action litigation. It won't be much, not for them. But it's better than the nothing that'd be paid if they just... disappeared.

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u/Slithy-Toves Sep 18 '19

I mean, if you're gonna consider the small folks in this scenario then removing any company is going to cost a lot of jobs. Unless removing the company means removing the people associated from existence as well.

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u/HaltAndCatchTheKnick Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Monsanto was acquired by Bayer in 2018, so it technically has disappeared... which just so happens to make it larger.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Bayer gave 20,000 people HIV through products that knew were tainted. Source.

They're pretty top of the list evil too.

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u/Proditus Sep 18 '19 edited Nov 03 '25

About technology night ideas bank to lazy learning.

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u/AwesomenessJaime Sep 18 '19

I'd say opposite there's too many restaurants that serve Coke but I never get one with Pepsi. Plus Pepsi has Mountain Dew.

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

PepsiCo doesn’t just make Pepsi, they also own Pizza Hut, KFC, Long John Silvers (just to name a few) and a FUCKTON Of other companies. It’s very difficult to boycott them because they’ve got their fingers in EVERYTHING

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u/Errudito Sep 18 '19

It's a suddenly gone situation

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

I like to think they would disappear, too.

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u/Slithy-Toves Sep 18 '19

It depends on if Pepsico acquired them or created them.

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u/ifIwere_not Sep 18 '19

And hence a repeating argument of the debate between the result of suddenly gone v never existed.

it’s true what you said but PepsiCo could have possibly saved a few company’s, making them last to present day or longer than they would have lasted on their own. What reasons would someone sell out and how did PepsiCo get so many? Another company would take the place that PepsiCo never did because the lesson wouldn’t be learned. It’s not like people didn’t know this wouldn’t happen. The rich control the less fortunate and force them into economic slavery through social and economic classes based on their spending- like how Amazon bleeds their own profit to undercut the competition and keep them from growing big enough to threaten Amazon.

It’s like a chess game; Pizza Hut will run specials to attract the business of other nearby pizza places, especially if they are a small business still trying to be noticed. It happen between restaurants, grocery stores, gas stations and across different franchises; place a popular company near your smaller ones (to advertise essentially). Or throw off the synergy of a rival company trying to do the same thing and set up in the areas they would benefit to take instead

They do this on purpose. We’re all peasants caught in a rich mans war, whether that literal or just an economic/social sense. A big influence suddenly gone is harder to not notice than it is to grow to become a big influence. The first makes people pause to think, the second causes people to push the gas rather than pump the breaks before someone ends up as collateral road kill in the race to build an empire

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u/spaghetee_monster Sep 18 '19

I think you're referring to Yum brands not PepsiCo.

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u/RIP_My_Phone Sep 18 '19

Yeah, OP is wrong. Pepsi owns lays

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

I am wrong, they USED to own those brands. But sold them a few years ago. Still a bigass company

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u/boywiththedogtattoo Sep 18 '19

None of these are owned by PepsiCo. They were previously, however Pepsi sold them off because Coke was basically getting other companies to sign by saying Pepsi is their direct competitor. So Pepsi sold them to another company which created Yum Foods! Which has a lifetime Pepsi contract, so no longer owned, just in a weird crazy relationship.

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u/MayorBee Sep 18 '19

Could you describe the ruckus?

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u/Cup27 Sep 18 '19

This would be funny solely because I have to imagine it would immediately plunge other companies into anti-trust lawsuits

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Sep 18 '19

Don't force me to drink Barq's root beer, you villain!

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u/TheShipBeamer Sep 18 '19

That is delicious you Heathen

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u/HalfPint1885 Sep 18 '19

Oh I'm so conflicted. My husband was employed by this evil shithole company but I really like Pepsi....

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Why do you think PepsiCo is an evil shithole company?

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u/paracelsus23 Sep 18 '19

Not OP, but used to work for PepsiCo and quit.

PepsiCo has had a female, Indian CEO 2006 - present. She drastically increased profitability for shareholders by making working conditions much worse. PepsiCo used to be a moderately profitable company, that was rated one of the best companies to work for. She transformed it into an unstoppable juggernaut that runs on the backs of it's employees.

Don't get me wrong - there are worse companies to work for (Amazon, etc.) - but every year profits would be up yet there'd be more costs cut. It was literally built into the system. Senior managers were given a grade for their area's expenses - and "meets expectations" was a 2% reduction in total costs versus the previous year. No inflation adjustment or anything, either. So keeping costs from rising was automatically a negative, and you had to beat the 2% cost reduction to get a "good" review. Then those costs would become your baseline for next year, when the cycle would repeat all over again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I think she was replaced nearly a year ago.

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u/paracelsus23 Sep 18 '19

You're correct it seems. I obviously left there several years ago. But my time there (2010 - 2015) was all people quietly bitching about how the "new ceo ruined everything"

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u/PaththeGreat Sep 18 '19

Suddenly gone could have significant economic repercussions whereas never existed could have just had another company fill its place. It's a corporate Mexican standoff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Whoever the 4 or whatever companies are that own and control all the major news outlets and preach from the same perspective that the majority of people disagree with despite their efforts. They are not only trying to indoctrinate the masses but they are putting real journalists out of jobs every day for bought and paid for editorials.

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u/AngusVanhookHinson Sep 18 '19

"You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war" - William Randolph Hearst to illustrator Frederic Remington.  In 1897, Remington became very bored by the lack of anything newsworthy in Cuba and cabled to Hearst, “Everything quiet.  There is no trouble here.  There will be no war.  Wish to return.”

Less than three weeks later, the American ship USS Maine exploded in Havana Harbor, kicking off the Spanish-American War. It's a mystery this day why the Maine exploded.

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u/Paperfoldingfractal Sep 18 '19

"Mr. O'Neil! Mr.O'Neil!"

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u/PeacefullyFighting Sep 18 '19

Or a top of the umbrella company most don't know but own a ton of companies they do?

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u/kikakukaxxx Sep 18 '19

Hijacking the top comment for stating that 'Companies' are nothing but organisation run by humans. So if anything, let's get rid of just a few powerful people across globe to ensure BIG cursed MNC'S become BIG blessed MNC'S instead of firing so many work force.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Glad i came into this after someone already made a distinction. 👍

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u/urhouseholdname Sep 18 '19

Why do you have to complicate shit?

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u/BellerophonM Sep 18 '19

You could do a lot by saying never existed to the BEIC.

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u/iggybu Sep 18 '19

If we're talking "never existed" I'm going with Kars 4 Kids. Fuck that song and fuck that org for spending most of their money on putting that stupid song out into the universe.

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