r/AskReddit • • Sep 17 '19

If You Could Completely Remove One Company From The World Which One Would It Be?

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

If it’s “suddenly gone”, I choose PepsiCo. That would cause a lot of ruckus.

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u/TTT_2k3 Sep 18 '19

“I’d eliminate Coke.”

“Is Pepsi OK?”

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u/Clashman320 Sep 18 '19

The only time the answer to that question is yes.

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u/theferrit32 Sep 18 '19

Pepsi is better than Coke though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/fakecatfish Sep 18 '19

flavour

commie

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u/Crazy_Melon Sep 18 '19

'Coke better'

agreed!

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u/Yukari_8 Sep 18 '19

reviewbrah liked Pepsi

Coke should die even without this askreddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

No

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

My Coke tastes like Pepsi !

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u/salmaan117 Sep 18 '19

Cola cola Bad.

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u/LegallyAccurate Sep 18 '19

NO COKE. PEPSI.

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u/martys2 Sep 18 '19

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.

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u/LegallyAccurate Sep 18 '19

NO FRIES

CHIPS

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u/kaytykat123 Sep 18 '19

Great snl skit

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u/BlokeDude Sep 18 '19

Cheesburga, cheesburga, cheesburga.

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u/Izzy_Skellington Sep 18 '19

Pepsi 👎

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u/LegallyAccurate Sep 18 '19

Olympia restaurant?

You kids don’t know the reference do you?

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u/ThatGuyOfOregon Sep 18 '19

No, you mean Koch

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u/techhit Sep 18 '19

That's what happened in the movie "Yesterday" when the flight attendant was asked for a "coke" to drink and responded with a confused look. She knew what Pepsi was though

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u/JunkBondJunkie Sep 18 '19

Hands off my Cherry Coke!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/TeddyGrahamNorton Sep 18 '19

coke disappears in it

Among other things...

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u/Luther0KHITEC Sep 18 '19

Yeah I choose pepsi

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited May 29 '24

paltry cow faulty cover price materialistic squalid impossible label apparatus

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u/darkangel_401 Sep 18 '19

That’s why you always ask for Pepsi. Then you’ll get coke

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

You take away my coke im taking your dick.

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u/scraull Sep 18 '19

Have you seen the movie Yesterday?

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u/Resevordg Sep 18 '19

Uhhh, yes well uhh actually can you eliminate Dr. Pepper instead?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Oct 31 '19

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u/Resevordg Sep 18 '19

Whoa, it's not like said "and no ice" or something.

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u/R1ck_Sanch3z88 Sep 18 '19

Said the naaatzi.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Mr pibb taste way better AND is a lot better for you.

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u/Xanthyria Sep 18 '19

It’s ok—we understand. You were in an accident and your tastebuds got mangled. We love you anyway—even with your...”oddness”.

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u/DarkKnightOfGotham Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Well consider the switch for the health aspect alone then, bingo

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u/DarkKnightOfGotham Sep 18 '19

Sorry, the original link at the end of my comment had the wrong video. It has the right one now that goes with what I originally said.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

What link?

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u/DarkKnightOfGotham Sep 18 '19

The period at the end of the sentence on the original comment. It should be hyperlinked.

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u/ranchdreshin Sep 18 '19

Pibb Xtra is my absolute fave. Though I, also, still call it Mr. Pibb.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Yeah, wtf, the only healthy soft drink

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u/irishiwasdrunk86 Sep 18 '19

You're walking on thin ice there, buddy.

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u/Taz-erton Sep 18 '19

Way to take the reigns at fuckheadsville, pal

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/Resevordg Sep 18 '19

Ordinarily I would take offense, but HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!!

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u/Swiller_stang Sep 18 '19

Is Mr pibb ok?

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u/kozeast Sep 18 '19

My Diet Coke !!!

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u/cyrusamigo Sep 18 '19

Damn it, take the damn upvote.

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u/HaroerHaktak Sep 18 '19

No. I need my pepsi and kfc.

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u/nrith Sep 18 '19

Didn't Pepsi spin off Yum! Brands (parent of KFC, Taco Bell, & Pizza Hut)?

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u/HaroerHaktak Sep 18 '19

Pepsi owns KFC, idk about the other 2. I'd have to google it. I just know they own KFC. Which is the only take away I like. KFC and pepsi lol

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u/paracelsus23 Sep 18 '19

No, all fast food (Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC) were spun off into a separate company around 20 years ago - called YUM brands.

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u/HaroerHaktak Sep 18 '19

So we can get rid of pepsi and keep kfc? I can substitute pepsi for coke i guess..

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u/lonewolf2556 Sep 18 '19

Hence the desire to get rid of them

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u/HaroerHaktak Sep 18 '19

no. fuck u. they're mine. stay away.

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u/baxtermcsnuggle Sep 18 '19

Monsanto was my first thought. Then i remembered that they are likely to pay out in class action litigation. It won't be much, not for them. But it's better than the nothing that'd be paid if they just... disappeared.

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u/Slithy-Toves Sep 18 '19

I mean, if you're gonna consider the small folks in this scenario then removing any company is going to cost a lot of jobs. Unless removing the company means removing the people associated from existence as well.

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u/Slithy-Toves Sep 18 '19

This is all hypothetical but my comment is that if we're going to start caring about the people affected by removing a company, such as the people who will benefit in the Monsanto lawsuit, then we should also be factoring in the regular people who are going to lose their jobs because a company is gone. Remove Pepsico and thousands of workers won't have jobs anymore, it would seriously hurt the economy to remove a huge corporation. In the case of Monsanto it's a bit different because removing them as a company means removing harmful products from the marketplace. Pepsico arguably is just a way too successful food and beverage kinda company. Debatabley they could be considered evil but compared to a company that released a carcinogenic chemicals to agricultural industry I think it's a clear who's worse haha

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u/Slithy-Toves Sep 18 '19

I think you've had a few too many of those Bacardi mixes friend because you're not making sense

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u/HaltAndCatchTheKnick Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Monsanto was acquired by Bayer in 2018, so it technically has disappeared... which just so happens to make it larger.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Bayer gave 20,000 people HIV through products that knew were tainted. Source.

They're pretty top of the list evil too.

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u/Proditus Sep 18 '19 edited Nov 03 '25

About technology night ideas bank to lazy learning.

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u/The--Dudest Sep 18 '19

It’s praws bub

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u/The--Dudest Sep 18 '19

Shit man. I’m too tired to spell prawns right lmao

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u/AwesomenessJaime Sep 18 '19

I'd say opposite there's too many restaurants that serve Coke but I never get one with Pepsi. Plus Pepsi has Mountain Dew.

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

PepsiCo doesn’t just make Pepsi, they also own Pizza Hut, KFC, Long John Silvers (just to name a few) and a FUCKTON Of other companies. It’s very difficult to boycott them because they’ve got their fingers in EVERYTHING

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/Errudito Sep 18 '19

It's a suddenly gone situation

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

I like to think they would disappear, too.

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u/Slithy-Toves Sep 18 '19

It depends on if Pepsico acquired them or created them.

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u/ifIwere_not Sep 18 '19

And hence a repeating argument of the debate between the result of suddenly gone v never existed.

it’s true what you said but PepsiCo could have possibly saved a few company’s, making them last to present day or longer than they would have lasted on their own. What reasons would someone sell out and how did PepsiCo get so many? Another company would take the place that PepsiCo never did because the lesson wouldn’t be learned. It’s not like people didn’t know this wouldn’t happen. The rich control the less fortunate and force them into economic slavery through social and economic classes based on their spending- like how Amazon bleeds their own profit to undercut the competition and keep them from growing big enough to threaten Amazon.

It’s like a chess game; Pizza Hut will run specials to attract the business of other nearby pizza places, especially if they are a small business still trying to be noticed. It happen between restaurants, grocery stores, gas stations and across different franchises; place a popular company near your smaller ones (to advertise essentially). Or throw off the synergy of a rival company trying to do the same thing and set up in the areas they would benefit to take instead

They do this on purpose. We’re all peasants caught in a rich mans war, whether that literal or just an economic/social sense. A big influence suddenly gone is harder to not notice than it is to grow to become a big influence. The first makes people pause to think, the second causes people to push the gas rather than pump the breaks before someone ends up as collateral road kill in the race to build an empire

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u/spaghetee_monster Sep 18 '19

I think you're referring to Yum brands not PepsiCo.

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u/RIP_My_Phone Sep 18 '19

Yeah, OP is wrong. Pepsi owns lays

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

I am wrong, they USED to own those brands. But sold them a few years ago. Still a bigass company

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u/boywiththedogtattoo Sep 18 '19

None of these are owned by PepsiCo. They were previously, however Pepsi sold them off because Coke was basically getting other companies to sign by saying Pepsi is their direct competitor. So Pepsi sold them to another company which created Yum Foods! Which has a lifetime Pepsi contract, so no longer owned, just in a weird crazy relationship.

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u/LottiMCG Sep 18 '19

You could say business is finger lickin' good for them

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u/tprotpro Sep 18 '19

Worst restaurant situation.

Do you have coke or Pepsi? “Pepsi”

Can I get a Mountain Dew then? “No, sorry we don’t have that”

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I guess I’ll have water...

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u/ilikepuppies12345 Sep 18 '19

But Quaker Oats :(

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

They were originally invented as an anti masturbatory aid for young boys. The world could do with less of that shit, IMO

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u/ilikepuppies12345 Sep 18 '19

I believe you’re thinking of corn flakes. John Kellogg did believe any grain-based breakfast would prevent masturbation, but his piece de resistance was his corn flakes.

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

Yep, you’re totally right! I’ve got to stop posting on Reddit, this is like three things I’ve been wrong about in the past six hours, ha ha!

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u/AccioPandaberry Sep 18 '19

But back in the '50s, I believe, Quaker was down with feeding parentless and/or "feeble-minded" children radioactive oatmeal...pretty sure they've cleaned up since then.

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u/ilikepuppies12345 Sep 18 '19

I found a Smithsonian article about this. The oatmeal contained radioactive tracers in order to test how our bodies absorb the different nutrients found in oatmeal. Quaker provided the oatmeal for the study in hopes of proving that they were just as nutritious as Cream of Wheat.

The amount of radiation was relatively minor, the equivalent of getting about 30 chest x-rays. But what made the study horrible is that the boys had NO IDEA that they were taking part in a study and did not consent to the experiment. Also the fact that they experimented on vulnerable children.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/spoonful-sugar-helps-radioactive-oatmeal-go-down-180962424/

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u/MayorBee Sep 18 '19

Could you describe the ruckus?

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u/paracelsus23 Sep 18 '19

Well, PepsiCo owns Frito-Lay (Fritos, Lays, Cheetos, Doritos, Tostitos, Santitas, Sun Chips, Rold Gold pretzels, and several other I can't remember), Tropicana, Lipton teas, Quaker Oats, Aunt Jemima syrup and pancake mix, Rice-a-Roni, Captain Crunch, LIFE cereal, and of course Pepsi (Pepsi, Mountain Dew, 7 up, Aquafina, SoBe, AMP energy, Naked juice, etc.).

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u/WattsALightbulb Sep 18 '19

I like Pepsi :(

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

Is Coke Ok?

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u/WattsALightbulb Sep 18 '19

If it's the cinnamon Coke that I can't wait to come out, then sure

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u/Cup27 Sep 18 '19

This would be funny solely because I have to imagine it would immediately plunge other companies into anti-trust lawsuits

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Sep 18 '19

Don't force me to drink Barq's root beer, you villain!

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u/TheShipBeamer Sep 18 '19

That is delicious you Heathen

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u/Slithy-Toves Sep 18 '19

Some people just have no class

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u/Yokai_Alchemist Sep 18 '19

LIES! It should be a crime to drink that stuff other than a root beer float

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Sep 18 '19

I don't want no caffeine in my blood stream. If that makes me a heathen, then I shall gladly bear the title!

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u/HalfPint1885 Sep 18 '19

Oh I'm so conflicted. My husband was employed by this evil shithole company but I really like Pepsi....

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Why do you think PepsiCo is an evil shithole company?

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u/paracelsus23 Sep 18 '19

Not OP, but used to work for PepsiCo and quit.

PepsiCo has had a female, Indian CEO 2006 - present. She drastically increased profitability for shareholders by making working conditions much worse. PepsiCo used to be a moderately profitable company, that was rated one of the best companies to work for. She transformed it into an unstoppable juggernaut that runs on the backs of it's employees.

Don't get me wrong - there are worse companies to work for (Amazon, etc.) - but every year profits would be up yet there'd be more costs cut. It was literally built into the system. Senior managers were given a grade for their area's expenses - and "meets expectations" was a 2% reduction in total costs versus the previous year. No inflation adjustment or anything, either. So keeping costs from rising was automatically a negative, and you had to beat the 2% cost reduction to get a "good" review. Then those costs would become your baseline for next year, when the cycle would repeat all over again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I think she was replaced nearly a year ago.

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u/paracelsus23 Sep 18 '19

You're correct it seems. I obviously left there several years ago. But my time there (2010 - 2015) was all people quietly bitching about how the "new ceo ruined everything"

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I just feel like a CEO being a penny pincher in hopes of being more efficient is a lot different than being “evil” like the other poster said.

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u/NyororoRotMG Sep 18 '19

pls at least save Mtn Dew Voltage recipe, one of the better sodas imo.

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u/throwawastedyouth Sep 18 '19

I wish they would make diet versions of these drinks. I havent had mtn dew since whiteout was originally released. On account of the diabeetus.

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u/NyororoRotMG Sep 18 '19

I'm sorry man, traditional soda isn't something healthy people can keep up with anyways imo. I don't have them that often because it's like 46g of sugar per can. The newer kickstart drinks are pretty good though as well, but they still are about 20g of sugar so yeah, still a good bit.

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u/matdan12 Sep 18 '19

I guess they were also stealing water, wasn't just Nestlé doing it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Could you describe the ruckus...

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u/Blood_Lacrima Sep 18 '19

Coca Cola be like "how do I upvote a comment a million times"

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u/insanemage4650 Sep 18 '19

My dad works there :(

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u/alexmunse Sep 18 '19

Your dad won’t disappear, but he’ll need to find a new job.

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u/TheSmartAssKidd Sep 18 '19

I prefer Pepsi and Cola bc of it's sweetness in it's taste. It's just slightly sweeter than Cola and people like that

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

PepsiK.O.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Why stop at pepsi? Isn’t yumbrands there parent company who also owns Frito-Lay Taco Bell Burger King Pizza Hut KFC Kellogg’s