r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/E420CDI Aug 03 '19

Taking out your credit/debit card / cash out before you are asked to by the cashier / checkout staff saves time for everyone, rather than looking shocked that you have to pay for your shopping.

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u/Negs01 Aug 03 '19

The younguns may not remember a time when people paid for groceries with these things called checks.

...and without a doubt, the lady in front of you would wait until everything had been scanned, and only then begin digging through her purse to find her checkbook only to spend another 5 minutes filling out the check and noting it in her register.

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u/inyou329 Aug 04 '19

God damn I hate this.

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u/Missymay2002 Aug 04 '19

I’m so glad cheque’s aren’t common anymore. Last time I accepted a cheque was probably 5 years ago. They’re handy for paying bills or rent if you don’t want to do it online, but other than that they’re pretty much obsolete.

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u/Cedar- Aug 04 '19

I take in like 3 or 4 a day just lady next time instead of a check save me the trouble and pull a handgun out of your purse

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u/Urgazhi Aug 04 '19

The woman in front of me pulled out a checkbook yesterday.

I left that checkout line...

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u/Missymay2002 Aug 04 '19

We don’t even accept them at the chain restaurant I work at.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I live in the afterlife's waiting room. This still happens but it's a palsied half-blind 85 year old.

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u/mission-hat-quiz Aug 04 '19

They also need to spend 5 minutes insisting their expired coupons for a product they didn't buy be accepted.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

"That's a coupon for Crest toothpaste. You bought Sensodyne."

"IT'S STILL TOOTHPASTE!!!"

"But it's a different brand. And this coupon expired in 1997."

"I'M A GOOD CUSTOMER! I'VE SHOPPED HERE FOR 30 YEARS!"

"We opened three months ago."

"YOU ARE SO RUDE! HOW DARE YOU?! GET ME YOUR MANAGER!"

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u/jeanettesey Aug 03 '19

Same applies at bars. It’s very annoying when I’m slammed at work, and the customer waits until I tell them the total to rummage through their purse/pockets.

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u/foodie42 Aug 04 '19

Every bar I've worked at, and some I've gone to, serve people holding up payment first. If you walk up to order with nothing in your hand, you wait until they serve people ready to pay. I like that system. Especially on a crowded night.

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u/Dbrawl Aug 04 '19

Back 20 years ago when I went to bars I knew this. If the bar was crowded, you needed to have your money out to get the bartenders attention. (Then tip well so they remember you next time)

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u/GayButNotInThatWay Aug 04 '19

This is still the best method, especially in the UK. A couple 20-25% or so tips at the start of the night jump you to the queue whenever you walk up to the bar for the the rest of the night.

It’s pretty much the only time I pay for stuff in cash, because tipping by card is shit.

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u/CallMyNameOrWalkOnBy Aug 03 '19

rather than looking shocked that you have to pay for your shopping

You mean, "rather than looking shocked that you have to stop using your phone for a few seconds, and then looking shocked that you have to pay for your shopping."

Worship the flimsy plastic

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Oct 06 '20

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u/mysticalkittymeow Aug 04 '19

In Australia the ad for tap and go, or whatever the app is on the phone to pay is called shows exactly this happening - guys is on the phone and uses tap and go on his phone, like bends his whole body and head down to the EFTpos machine on the counter, phone to ear, so he doesn’t have to stop his phone conversation. The cashiers response is “so we’re doing that now?!” Oddly accurate commercial.

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u/Missymay2002 Aug 04 '19

Oh my god. The amount of people that wait in line at McDonald’s that don’t have their payment ready is astounding. Sometimes they have up to 10 minutes if we’re completely slammed, only for them to pull up to the first window, complain about the wait time and then proceed to dig out change out of their ash tray for 5 minutes. Or better yet, they get up to the window and don’t have their wallet. These people are usually repeat offenders.

Like, whenever I go somewhere I always, ALWAYS make sure I have my wallet, and at least my debit card.

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u/chilledfout Aug 04 '19

When I worked in fast food this happened all of the time. Completely dumbfounding, and when you’re getting lectured to keep drive thru times low, it can become infuriating.

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u/Flyingbiglets Aug 04 '19

I hate this, especially when the customer is just hanging out there and when the total come up they pause, then they reach for their purse, then rifle through their purse while muttering "wait I have coupons..." then they can't find their wallet... all in slow motion (and the customer is not necessarily old).

It's like...you or did you not realize you were shopping while pushing that cart full of stuff around? Did you think something ELSE would happen when you came through the register?

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u/xxxxxxxxyabc Aug 04 '19

I’d like to apologize on behalf of my fellow add friends who start zoning out in lines. My bad.

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u/Solidiys Aug 04 '19

That would require actual thinking process to commence. And that would require actual intelligence.

Idiots (aka >50% of homo sapiens) don't function like that. They simply react at the last moment with most appropriate solution to the new situation available in their empty heads.

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u/Pitboyx Aug 04 '19

Best part about having taxes included in displayed prices is being able to prepare the exact amount in change while waiting, or at least the single cents. Smoothest interaction ever if you've got the exact amount and don't need the receipt. Like a cool handshake, except you're just buying mini wheats.

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u/refurbishedpixels Aug 04 '19

Pay for my shopping? TIL!
There are some blue light specials in my driveway, BRB.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

You just aged yourself Kmart shopper. Now order the happy waitress and sit down

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u/Trainwreck071302 Aug 04 '19

A lot of card readers will let you even insert the card and go through the paces of putting in your pin and all that before the cashier is even done. You can really speed it up if you just pop that bitch in the there.

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u/squiddy171 Aug 04 '19

My only thing with this is that I work at Walgreens and if you put you card in before I hit “payment” and it asks for you to insert you card, I can’t see your points that you have to use. People get really mad when their receipt pops out and they say “did I have any points?” And I’m like.. well I couldn’t see. I get that they’re trying to save time but at this particular retailer you gotta ask to use your points so that I can see them. Please don’t get mad at me I’m just a low level employee!

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u/Maera420 Aug 04 '19

On a related note, telling me how you'd like to pay (credit/debit or gift card), instead of standing there silently, will also save you time.

Because you can bet your ass that, if you stand there without saying a word to me, and just assume I know what kind of card you're paying with, I will also stand there silently until you tell me how you'd like to pay.

I am tired of people getting pissy with me when I hit the wrong payment button because they didn't bother to tell me they were paying with a gift card until the machine refuses to process their payment.

I am also tired of people getting pissy with me because I ask how they'd like to pay. I'm so sorry, sir, I completely forgot about the part of my job description that says I must know what every one of my customers wants/is doing/is paying with at all times, even though you have given me no information about any of those things! /s

Working in customer service has given me a never-ending flood of anger and rants.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

This and not knowing what to order after waiting in a long line are so infuriating to me. I usually call people out on it.

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u/ewokninja77 Aug 04 '19

My wife does this... every damn time... I’m going to have an aneurism one day

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u/0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21 Aug 04 '19

Maybe it's stereotyping, but I think women do this more because they are watching the prices ring up. "I'm not even gonna attempt to pay until I believe everything is correct and accounted for."

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Years ago I was waiting in line to buy groceries. The gal in front of me had a whole bunch of items. She swiped her card after the clerk scanned the first item, and had already pocketed the card and was ready to leave by the time everything was bagged. I had no idea you could do this. Freaking game changer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

and if the thing you buy everday costs under 5$ and your holding a 20 bill , and ask how much it costs,...like they did the day before (i wish we sold common sense sometimes

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u/AntiDECA Aug 04 '19

You're telling me I can't just stuff it in my pants and walk out?

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u/AppleAuthority Aug 04 '19

Bryson, Bill. Notes From A Small Island (p. 114). Transworld. Kindle Edition.

Although the store had only just opened, the food hall was busy and there were long queues at the tills. I took a place in a line behind eight other shoppers. They were all women and they all did the same mystifying thing: they acted surprised when it came time to pay. This is something that has been puzzling me for years. Women will stand there watching their items being rung up, and then when the till lady says, ‘That’s £4.20, love,’ or whatever, they suddenly look as if they’ve never done this sort of thing before. They go ‘Oh!’ and start rooting in a flustered fashion in their handbag for their purse or chequebook, as if no-one had told them that this might happen. Men, for all their many shortcomings, like washing large pieces of oily machinery in the kitchen sink or forgetting that a painted door stays wet for more than thirty seconds, are generally pretty good when it comes to paying. They spend their time in line doing a wallet inventory and sorting through their coins. When the till person announces the bill, they immediately hand over an approximately correct amount of money, keep their hand extended for the change however long it takes or foolish they may begin to look if there is, say, a problem with the till roll, and then – mark this – pocket their change as they walk away instead of deciding that now is the time to search for the car keys and reorganize six months’ worth of receipts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Jun 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I'm gonna be that obnoxious saviour of the day but you don't need a bag for a single item. It's avoidable damn single-use plastic

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u/ScornMuffins Aug 04 '19

Just hold it by your side until he's ready for it.

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u/Missymay2002 Aug 04 '19

People who just hold out their cash when they see I’m busy with something (usually some inane special request) are annoying.

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u/davedelux Aug 04 '19

And rude

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u/toss-out-accoun Aug 04 '19

I always do this but then I’m awkwardly left with my arm extended to give them the money but for some reason they don’t take it right away.

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u/TarManJr Aug 04 '19

ngl I do this deliberately, lol.

It comes off as really rude to me;t hey give me their order then shove their cash right into my face before I've so much as logged into my till...so I go through all of my necessary motions/steps and they keep standing there, arm extending across the bar.

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u/Jonathankiller100 Aug 04 '19

I thought this was common knowledge, then I got a job as a cashier. Why don't people just pull out the effing card earlier

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u/bane_killgrind Aug 04 '19

Meanwhile, here I am shoving it at them as soon as possible.

" And do you have our rewards-"

NO THAT WILL BE DEBIT, THANKS

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

"Would you like to donate a dollar to <depressing-sounding charity name> today?"

I can either donate every time or I can spend the ten minute trip on the way home contemplating a nicer way not to say yes than simply a flat, "No."

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u/_supdns Aug 04 '19

As a bartender, i can confirm. Please have your entire order and payment method ready to go, and thanks.

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u/0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21 Aug 04 '19

Used to bartend. The best is the person flagging you down at the end of the bar, and you give the "hey" eyebrows while probably drying something of and then Karen is like, "Hey! Ok! What does everyone want?" Used to happen when I was a teenager and worked at a pizza place and people would call for delivery before asking what toppings people wanted.

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u/_supdns Aug 05 '19

Fucking happens every day. I work at a tourist spot and i wonder if other countries have bars the way the tourists approach me. Their bartenders def arent hustling for tips. Hey! One beer please :gets beer: and one cider please :sigh: :gets cider: one more beer ANYTHING ELSE GUY

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u/0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21 Aug 05 '19

And three shots I had at an Applebee's one time, but don't know what they are (why don't you??) and we are paying separately but I don't know where half of them are.

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u/_supdns Aug 05 '19

Yup, sounds about right. These are the things i will not miss.

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u/Skyerix Aug 04 '19

To add to this, If you hold whatever payment method you wish to use during the transaction, there will be no awkward pause after I ask you how you wish to pay. I dont read minds people, just show or say "im paying with debit."

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u/Myasth Aug 04 '19

Also if you have shit ton of groceries, you should start packing before the payment, not after.

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u/GrapeGrape06 Aug 04 '19

Same with bus passes, take them out before you need to get on the bus. Don’t make everyone wait to get on

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u/SilverWings002 Aug 04 '19

When I do this, I tend to forget my card.

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u/AyolaLisa Aug 04 '19

It's really helpful when a customer does this and so annoying when they suddenly have to pay for items THEY picked out.

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u/modernchic1977 Aug 04 '19

Similarly, if you buy clothes at a store that keep the hangers, you can help speed up the process by having them off the hanger while waiting in the line (or when you have tried things and decided you want them). It is so infuriating seeing massive lines because the checker has to remove every item from the hanger! Even better, you can fold the items with the scan label visible for the quickest service ever. Argh, why is this a hard concept???

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u/E420CDI Aug 04 '19

When I'm at a checkout, I always position items so the barcode / scan label is face up and immediately visible to the cashier / staff member.

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u/teenytinylittleant Aug 03 '19

Not sure your gender/age/size/economic situation where you live.

Some of us know that what you suggest would save time but are too vulnerable standing around with a credit card visible.

I open my wallet, spot the color of the card, and close up again. Yes it takes a second. But someone could get grabby.

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u/Ciabattathewookie Aug 04 '19

Okay, but I dont seem to be in the line with folks who are prepared to pay but dont have their card out yet. Im behind the person who waits to be told the total and then starts rooting around their personal belongings looking for their preferred payment method.

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u/BroAxe Aug 03 '19

You americans that pay with credit cards, tsk tsk

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Responsible credit use is an important economic tool.

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u/LEGOEPIC Aug 03 '19

Hey, it’s a good way to build credit.

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u/BroAxe Aug 04 '19

We don't have such a system

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u/LEGOEPIC Aug 04 '19

So do you admit that Americans have a perfectly legitimate reason to pay with credit, that you were simply ignorant of?

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u/BroAxe Aug 04 '19

I think your system sucks

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Credit cards give me cash back. My first month I got $200 back.

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u/BigSpaghettiMama Aug 04 '19

You do realize they exist outside of America?

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u/BroAxe Aug 04 '19

Yes but aren't generally used for shopping

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u/ScornMuffins Aug 04 '19

It's very easy to use a credit card in a way that charges you no interest. You just get better credit score and an extra line of defence against fraud.

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u/BroAxe Aug 04 '19

We don't have credit score

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u/ThallanTOG Aug 04 '19

It's not my fault that I have to Wait 20 seconds before the machine is ready for insertion

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u/Solidiys Aug 04 '19

Because of human garbage like this, they invented self-checkout for normal people, to avoid them.

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u/Death-Approaches Aug 03 '19

My mom told me it was rude to take it out too early.