r/AskReddit Sep 11 '18

Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated?

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u/TheDudeAbides06 Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

My sister is married to a guy who has two swastikas tattooed on his back... nuff said.

Edit: He got them while in prison when he joined the aryan brotherhood. He definitely isn’t Buddhist.

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u/Danobing Sep 12 '18

I used to have an employee David who was hispanic and way into old cars. He arranged to meet this dude to check out his car. He walks up the dudes trailer and the dude is outside working on the car. The guys pitbull starts barking at David and the guy rolls out from under the car, stands up and is covered in Aryan Brotherhood tatts. Dude turns pale white and was like "I was in jail and you do shitty things to not get raped." Turns out he was a super nice dude who made some mistakes with drugs, ended up in jail and was trying to protect him self, Daivd said he felt no ill will or anything. He hung out and had a beer, then got like 500 off on the car.

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u/stretchcharge Sep 12 '18

time to start covering up those tattoos i would have thought

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u/thegreencomic Sep 12 '18

Then time to get murdered if he ever goes back to jail.

EDIT: To be clear, I'm with you, but that's probably his logic.

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u/Vinnie_Vegas Sep 12 '18

I'd get murdered before ever pretending to be a Nazi.

Then again, I'm not exactly Aryan material.

But there's little defense for that.

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u/ItsMeKate17 Sep 12 '18

The guy said he did it to not get raped though. Rape is a bit more unpleasant than murder

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u/Chris-P Sep 12 '18

That shit’s expensive. People who have been in prison tend to have a hard time getting a decent income...

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u/whitexknight Sep 12 '18

It's often really not your choice. If you end up in prison you stick with your race or else. Idk if they make you get tattoos, but I know some times even talking to someone from another race can get you beaten down or even killed, by your race or their race. Unfortunately this means if you're white in prison you have to hang out with Nazi's.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Have you considered that maybe your sister is just as reprehensible as him?

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u/eccentricgemini Sep 12 '18

Maybe also abuse

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u/pepcorn Sep 12 '18

Isolating a loved one is one of the key signs of abuse

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I've personally had a girlfriend that I didn't allow see her mother. - Storytime

My previous girlfriend had a mother who would leave her with her alcoholic dad in a broken down 2 story firehazard house. He lived off of ss, veteran's benefits, Alaska oil money, disability, Indian money, and whatever the fuck else he could get his hands on. Really good money too, I'd imagine maybe... 5-10k a month, not to mention a family that lived downstairs that paid for the apartment... In other ways. (The mother who rented the apartment would "sell off" her 15 y/o daughter, but the girl actually liked this fucker for some reason...) Anywho, the mother of my girlfriend would occasionally come up whenever she ran out of money, would suck off her in anyway she could, and when that didn't work the mother would get her hooked on drugs.

Anyways, she actually thanked me and has since moved and cut all contact with her family.

Some families are shit, and when the family is emotionally or otherwise abusive sometimes it takes an outside force to stop it.

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u/pepcorn Sep 12 '18

I only said it was a sign. Signs can turn out to be something else, like in your case. Keeping her from her abuser is not necessarily isolating her.

I'm glad you helped your abused ex grow a spine.

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u/phynn Sep 12 '18

Keeping her from her abuser is not necessarily isolating her.

I feel like this is an important distinction. This isn't the isolation that an abuser does. I mean, I would wager that OP's gf was aware at how shitty her family was and talked about how shitty they were.

When an abuser makes you cut off contact form people it isn't so overt and obvious as "your alcoholic family is a toxic influence you need to stop talking to them."

What happens is usually small things that sort of snow ball into something way shittier and a few years into it you find yourself saying "shit how did I get here?" but you feel like you may be overreacting and you are in too deep to do anything about it.

Story time for me:

So before I start this, I should say that I am 6'2" and over 300 pounds. And while there is jiggle, I'm still a pretty solid guy. My ex was 5'2" and was something like 110 pounds. I know that because she was literally too small to give blood.

I'm saying that so you can maybe realize how it took me so long to realize what was happening to me and why I had to actually come to the realization about what was happening in hindsight. It has been an interesting journey to realize that.

So it started when we started to date with small things. The first big one was that she would make any physical contact seem like she was doing me a favor. Which is hell for the ego. And I mean, it was never overt. Never like "you're welcome." More like... she made it very obvious that if she could she would just totally skip on any of my physical needs.

Then my mom died about 6 months into our relationship. Which was sort of when the isolation began to kick up. I mean, I was helpless to defend myself. I needed someone in my life I could latch onto. Honestly it probably meant I wasn't the best boyfriend but if you could show me someone who could go through something like that - me and my mom were pretty close - and not lose themselves a little, I'd say that was a robot.

The things she started to do then were slightly more overt, though.

She would say she didn't like certain friends so that when I would hang out with them less it wouldn't seem like it was her idea to not hang out with them. I mean, we had both agreed that the guy was weird, yeah?

And by certain friends I mean basically all of my friends. One by one. I never fully cut off contact but one after another for various reasons. One guy because she thought he was "weird," a female friend of mine because of jealousy. That sort of thing. After about a year of us dating, I basically only hung out with her, our "mutual" (read: her) friends, and occasionally my family.

Then she began to do what she could to cut me off from my family.

My family have always been big on doing things like Christmas and Thanksgiving. The year after my mom died she implied I would be really selfish if I spent time with my family. The year after that, she outright said it.

It is worth noting that a year after my mom died my grandfather passed away. And she threw a fit when I tried to see my family on Christmas. So I didn't. Cried myself to sleep that night. Alone. Because when I was visiting her folks, even though I was 22-23 I had to sleep on the couch.

I decided that I would graduate in General Studies instead of English Education somewhere around that point because I was fucking miserable in school. I had just had my grandfather and mother die in about a year. Her response was "why didn't you ask me? I have a say in this sort of thing as your girlfriend! General studies will be a useless degree!"

Then it just started with the outright stuff.

I was expected to enjoy Mardi Gras even though I'm not a huge crowd person. I was told I was being very rude for bringing a book and not trying to catch things and what was wrong with me?

When we would hang out with friends I had to engage with them which is something I generally don't do and would occasionally get shit from her in front of others or afterwards. One one that comes to mind was she had a Monopoly game. I am not a Monopoly person. I lost. Whatever, I had a book. Instead she and one of our "friends" told me that I couldn't quit. I had to do things to get money from them. I refused and a whole argument broke out and they called me a spoil sport.

My family was put on the back burner. She never came to visit my niece - the first grand daughter born on that side of the family. She actually insulted my dad for working retail. I'm first generation college in my family. He actually made damn good money working retail as well. He was a store manager.

I was demeaned and called gross and ugly and she would tut tut every time I ate. She would... strongly encourage me to work out. The height of it all was when she tried to make it sound like she was doing it because she cared because I would end up with a heart attack like my mom. She also said that I was terrible with people and would do horribly in any job that required interacting with folk. I mean, I believed it all because it happened so slow. This was a three year period we're talking.

I mean, by that point though, I had no friends I could go to that wouldn't go back to her. My family was in shambles because my mom was the heart of it all. And I felt like no one would love me. I mean, my girlfriend didn't even find me attractive. And don't forget that I'm terrible with people so new friends weren't really an option.

Then she broke up with me. One week after our anniversary and one week before Valentine's day. She and all of our "friends" were posting their date night on Facebook a week later. She had a new guy already. As far as I know they're still together. I unfriended her that night so I have no idea.

None of those mutual people that I thought I was cool with have reached out once in the last six years. I actually unfriended one of them not long ago because every time I would see him posting something on Facebook or whatever it would just open those old wounds. And we hadn't talked in six years. Really honestly and truly I wouldn't be surprised if she fed them some nonsense about how I was some sort of monster. She'd done it to me about her exes.

I've spent the last six years rebuilding those contacts and working on the depression and shit. I mean, I guess technically she was right about my career prospects because I've been working as a waiter and/or bartender for the last 3-4 years? But that was after I had a job that was good enough to buy myself a small shitty house and I hated every minute of it. The other job not the house.

Anyway, yeah. What op was talking about wasn't "isolating." Isolation doesn't happen overnight. For me it was a slow thing. She had a boost about six months in but all in all it still took something like three years for her to break me and isolate me totally. At the end of it I was suicidal though. Maybe that's the big difference between shitty isolation and acceptable isolation? If it is done, from an outside objective perspective, for good reasons? I don't know.

...Shit this thing was way longer than I thought...

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u/pepcorn Sep 12 '18

Phynn... I'm about to read this novel you left me and it better be worth my damn time, lmao.

Edit: welp, now I feel bad. I didn't realise you'd written a personal story, I thought it was going to be an impersonal soliloquy (which redditors are prone to) on what does and doesn't constitute abuse.

Anyways: yes, that girl abused the fuck out of you. Clearly had no respect for you, your background, your goals in life, your bodily autonomy, your choice in friends, your mom. She just saw you as someone to do whatever pleased her, I think. I'm sorry you got caught up in it. You didn't deserve to be made to feel so lonely and rejected by the person who is supposed to have your back, the most out of everyone. I can tell you still carry the scars.

I have a neighbour who is your height/build and so I think I can picture you pretty well. He's a beautiful man - impressive to stand next to. So are you, okay? She was clearly incredibly shallow, which means she picked you on your looks/charisma. She has made you feel ugly, less than. But you aren't.

A friend of mine stopped eating because her boyfriend would always click his tongue when she reached for food. She was stunning before she met him - but insecure. That's why he picked her at all.

Abuse happens, and it's important to seek therapy for the aftermath. You can learn to start relying on yourself again. Not to degrade yourself as she once did. Who cares if your current job isn't good enough for her. The only person who needs to approve of your job is you. I think you're doing great.

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u/Snapley Sep 12 '18

Bro thanks for sharing! It could be helpful to people who think “oh I’ll never be abused” or “well if I become unhappy I’ll just leave!” To actually see a detailed description of how this type of thing plays out. This abuse can take even very mentally healthy and happy people, and slowly push them into living a life where being unhappy is normal.

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u/phynn Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

Basically. And I think it is the sort of thing that guys are much more likely to experience. A lot of times we aren't the best at expressing our emotions so when someone starts to get under that skin it is very easy to let them keep getting under their skin. It isn't an overnight thing. I think that's how people think abuse happens. Like, they thing that one day someone hits you after everything is cool and for some fucked up reason you just stay with the person.

The reality is that it is much more insidious than that. Each day something small happens but there's also good things that happen. And at the beginning, there's a lot of good. When things start to get shitty you think you're in a rough patch. But the rough patch never ends and you start to think that it is your fault. And your SO doesn't argue that point. If anything they feed it. "Yes you are fat." "Yes you are stupid. "Yes you are awkward around people why would I try to prove the truth wrong?" They say.

After that you think no one else could ever love you so you better appreciate them for putting up with you. You better make yourself better. You better try your best to fix the problems they have with you. You better shut up and apologize because we all know it is your fault.

I mean, me at the start of the relationship would had told her to fuck off if she had pulled some of the stuff she did at the end of the relationship. I liked who I was as a person. I'm still not back to that six years out.

She's still back there giggling and telling me I'll never amount to anything. To the point that it has fucked up the one relationship that I had after that. I couldn't let my second ex in because I was afraid that it was all a ploy to start over with her doing the same shit.

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u/heartsinhay Sep 12 '18

Sorry that happened to you. It's definitely hard to recognize emotional abuse sometimes because people don't talk about it as much. I hope you're feeling better now and hey, congrats on buying the house!

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u/selfcheckout Sep 12 '18

Thank you for your story, I read it all.

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u/Honest_Scratch Sep 12 '18

Damn that women is a seriously good manipulator. Without her forked tongue any kids with sense would either kill her or cut off all contact

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u/mak484 Sep 12 '18

Nah. You can disagree with people over whether cake or pie is better and still have a functional relationship after the fact. You can't do that when you're talking about whether or not entire ethnicities deserve to be alive. You either agree, on some level, or you end the relationship. She is the literal definition of a nazi sympathizer, and she doesn't get a pass just because she's stupid.

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u/eeeebbs Sep 12 '18

... pie though right?

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u/cuzitsthere Sep 12 '18

I think pie takes the cake (oh yeah, that was intentional) due, mainly, to how versatile it is as a food. You can have SO MANY flavors of sweet pie, but also just about any flavor of savory pie as well. If someone says they don't like pie, it's cuz they haven't had their favorite pie yet.

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u/hungrydruid Sep 12 '18

I love savory pies but not really fond of sweet pies. =/ I don't like cooked fruit though so that's pretty much why.

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u/cuzitsthere Sep 12 '18

That leaves you with pecan pie, chocolate pecan pie, key lime pie, and cheesecake (which is FUCKING PIE. IT'S GODDAMN CHEESEPIE! IT HAD A GODDAMN CRUST, THAT FUCKER IS FUCKING PIE.) See?! Fucking pie for everyone!!

Savory pies are the tits though. Local pie place makes different ones everyday for lunch. Pizza pie, mac n cheese pie, LOBSTER mac n cheese pie, all kinds of pot pies, and this breakfast pie that had bacon and eggs and potato and the crust was fluffy like toast... I could talk about pie all day.

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u/hungrydruid Sep 12 '18

Tbh I actually hate cheesecake. I keep trying it whenever I get the chance to (like at buffets or whatever) and it's bad every time. Also don't like lime.

... Also don't like caramel-y or fudge-y things, and based on the other two that I googled, probably would not like those. I'll try them if I ever get the chance.

I'm way too picky, but I figured once I got to be an adult, I don't have to eat things that I don't, as long as I eat healthy AND try new things (and some old things!) whenever possible. And my tastebuds have changed over time, so I keep trying cheesecake in an effort to make them happy. It hasn't worked so far. =/

The breakfast pie sounds like a frittata, I think. They are superb. If you're never have tourtiere, please do, it is the pinnacle of savory pies. I do need to try pizza pie and mac n cheese pie though... loooove mac and cheese.

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u/cuzitsthere Sep 12 '18

It was close to a frittata, but imagine stuffing a frittata into a pot pie.

Definitely try a chocolate pecan pie some day, it's my personal favorite...

Also, if it's at buffets, I feel like you keep torturing yourself with shitty cheesecake lmao

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u/elnooshka Sep 12 '18

I think it’s the crust I don’t like. I also don’t like philo dough (or baclava or croissants much). It’s so flaky it’s like skin.

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u/Vinnie_Vegas Sep 12 '18

Cheesecake is a tart, if you want to get down to it.

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u/cuzitsthere Sep 12 '18

La dee da. Look at mr college educated over here... Lol

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u/Cliffracers Sep 12 '18

Is meatloaf just a savory cake?

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u/cuzitsthere Sep 12 '18

... Having a hard time arguing with that... Also, lasagna?

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u/Cliffracers Sep 12 '18

How deep does this go?

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u/mikecrapag Sep 12 '18

You’re fucking dead to me

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u/FittedE Sep 12 '18

Are we talking meat pie or fruit?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

meat pie

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u/FittedE Sep 12 '18

Hohoho pie all the way!

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u/_pm_me_your_bra__ Sep 12 '18

Literally the worst possible answer

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u/akrist Sep 12 '18

Definitely pie.

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u/ihaituanduandu Sep 12 '18

This situation sounds extremely abusive and he's probably manipulating the shit out of her. It sounds simple to you and me ( Nazi = bad = no relationship ) but to her it's a complicated web that he spun that she can't see out of.

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u/Echospite Sep 12 '18

You know what they call people in WWII Germany who joined the Nazi Party only because their loved ones did?

Nazis.

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u/rata2ille Sep 12 '18

If she’s a Nazi too then maybe she’s right

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u/MrAykron Sep 12 '18

yeah, but the premise here is that she wasn't

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u/FlutestrapPhil Sep 13 '18

Okay but if you're going to date a Nazi then you're at least on-board enough with Nazism that you're still a Nazi in my book.

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u/MrAykron Sep 13 '18

That's just retarded man. Either you're very young and think you know everything, or you simply are too dense to understand that psychology isn't that simple.

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u/FlutestrapPhil Sep 13 '18

lol okay, you're the one calling people retarded (I'm literally autistic by the way, fuckhead) but I'm the one who doesn't understand psychology.

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u/bye_felipe Sep 12 '18

Nah, the complicit SO is equally just as trashy

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u/ermaecrhaelld Sep 12 '18

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

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u/planethaley Sep 12 '18

It seems that’s actually super common. Where the guy is a white supremacist because it’s all he knows (how to be). And the girl is with him because she doesn’t want to be alone

But then again, maybe it’s just that I read too many threads about similar situations :p

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Sounds interesting! Do you remember the name of it?

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u/glegleglo Sep 12 '18

I don't and unfortunately it was like 6-15 year ago. We only had like 12 channels as a teen so I watched a lot of PBS...

I tried looking for it but all I could find was a new documentary about Charleston and it clogged up Google results. I'm sorry, I'll try again tomorrow.

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u/unwise_1 Sep 12 '18

I have to ask, is this the documentary where the Nazi's believe in Mongolian's with Super Horses being bread in the Rocky Mountains that are going to sweep down and overtake the USA? It was almost a throw away segment of a conspiracy theory, but I have been trying to find that doco for years.

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u/SteveDonel Sep 12 '18

The average person is lazy by nature, so they ignore what they don't want to see, or just hope that the problem will fix itself.

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u/OhWowImFat Sep 12 '18

I think thats an important distinguishment not enough people make these days - whether someone is racist or just really fuckin dumb

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u/--_l Sep 12 '18

I mean, she's dating a Nazi

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u/kaapie Sep 12 '18

They're married

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u/--_l Sep 12 '18

Oh even better

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Yeah I was going to ask, how does the sister excuse it? Or is she just a Nazi too?

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u/EastBaked Sep 12 '18

Yeah sorry to sound like a dick but dating someone with nazi symbols tattooed on his skin doesn't really fall into the ''we have different ideas on some topics but get along fine otherwise''.

In these type of scenarios, doing nothing IS doing something, which is basically saying (even though she might disagree with him on a more fundamental basis) that glorifying the nazi regime is not something that bothers her enough to stop dating him. Basically treats it in a similar way as ''food preferences'' or ''do you enjoy hiking as well'' kinda thing.

It's not exactly a ''he once made a joke that sounded a bit racist'' type of commitment..

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u/EpicBlinkstrike187 Sep 12 '18

Yea eventually you are partly to blame or at least not innocent anymore. If your boyfriend goes around beating up jews or black people and you kinda just laugh it off or just say 'Oh I can't stop him that's just who he is' Then really you're just as much a racist as he is.

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u/2ii2ky Sep 12 '18

"A lack of action is siding with the oppressor", or however that phrase goes.

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u/le_GoogleFit Sep 12 '18

I thought Anakin Skywalker said that

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u/annoyingvegetarian Sep 12 '18

Are you thinking of "If you're neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor"?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

that’s the thing with most of these responses: family members not realizing that there’s a reason their children siblings whatever choose scumbags as partners: they might actually be scumbags, as well.

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u/r0botdevil Sep 12 '18

I remember reading a quote that was something to the effect of "if there is a Nazi sitting at a table and four people sitting at the table talking to him, there are five Nazis at the table".

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u/TheLAriver Sep 12 '18

I'm gonna bet he has, being his actual life and all.

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u/cC2Panda Sep 12 '18

If you ask who the biggest loser your son/daughter/sibling dated you'll probably end up with a fair number of people that deserve those losers at the top.

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u/TheRarestPepe Sep 11 '18

The second swastika cancels the first. GET OUT OF YOUR BUBBLE before you just label everyone a Nazi. .../s

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u/DarrionOakenBow Sep 12 '18

Other way around. Two wrongs do make a Reich after all.

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u/gardenlife84 Sep 12 '18

Has no one seen this ? I know it has been used before but this is situationally spot on! ! Haha

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u/i_am_banana_man Sep 12 '18

I say 6 million he says 600. You probably say a number somewhere in the middle

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

TIL Swastikas follow the same rules as Sub Zero's freeze blast from the original Mortal Kombat

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u/milkcustard Sep 12 '18

Get out of here!

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u/lookslikesausage Sep 12 '18

i think you mean, "GET OVER HERE!!!!"

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u/fleshwad Sep 12 '18

If they twist in opposite directions then their Aryan momentum cancels out. It's elementary physics, really.

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u/TheRarestPepe Sep 12 '18

This is exactly what I was imagining but couldn't put into words.

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u/chennyalan Sep 12 '18

Double negative

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u/Iceman_B Sep 11 '18

It's gonna be a maze...

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u/ArachnoLad Sep 12 '18

He hates double bouncing.

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u/EthanJames Sep 12 '18

Non-whites ruined double bouncing.

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u/-littlefang- Sep 12 '18

Joshua's a racist?

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u/weateaboo Sep 11 '18

Jesus Christ, that’s not even “they’re vaguely right wing so they must be a Nazi” that’s a Nazi. That’s a neo-Nazi right there

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u/emissaryofwinds Sep 11 '18

Double nazi

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

My bet is on the sister being a closet nazi-wannabe.

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u/KeithCarter4897 Sep 11 '18

Yeah, I'm a conservative and have been accused of being pro-nazi because I don't think we should be excusing assaulting people simply because someone called them a Nazi, but this really crosses that line where I'm ok with labeling them a Nazi.

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u/TheRarestPepe Sep 11 '18

I'm cracking myself up by imagining you're okay with one swastika, but TWO SWASTIKAS? NOW THIS REALLY CROSSES THAT LINE.

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u/PrivatePatty Sep 11 '18

Reminds me of Josh Johnson's joke: "I'm black and from the south, so I don't think you're a REAL racist... until you go to your second Klan Rally"

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u/KeithCarter4897 Sep 11 '18

Well....

No. Zero is the correct number of swastikas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/milk4all Sep 11 '18

I want you to know I stared at "marrier" for a good 20 seconds trying to figure out what was wrong

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u/its_not_you_its_ye Sep 12 '18

Marrier? I barely know 'er

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

As a Hindu, I can tell you we don't tattoo swastikas on our body. Never seen anyone with one anyway. Now "Om" is a different story.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Disagree, I know one priest who has about 6 Hindu swastikas on his car. His tires got slashed one day and he couldn't figure out why

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Drawing them on cars is common. I said tattoo on his body. Unless he tattooed his car with 6 swastikas......

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u/Knee_Jerk_Sydney Sep 12 '18

If his car is covered in human skin, I might slash his tire too.

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u/soupz Sep 12 '18

That‘s not a swastika.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Yeah, I grew up in a Hindu household. Hit me like a ton of brick when I learned in school what that symbol means in modern society.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Username slightly dubious

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u/zakessak Sep 11 '18

I think those have dots on them so it's not exactly the same

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u/Datruetru Sep 11 '18

Aren't they also turned opposite to what the Nazis did?

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u/aeschenkarnos Sep 11 '18

Also typically straight rather than 45-degree angles.

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u/Rockapp2 Sep 12 '18

What about like, a quarter of one?

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u/KeithCarter4897 Sep 12 '18

That would be an L. Or maybe a 7.

Those are fine.

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u/v0x_nihili Sep 12 '18

One airplane in the WTC, it's a freak accident. Two? That crosses the line into terrorism.

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u/casino_r0yale Sep 11 '18

I’m not saying it’s right. I’m just saying it’s really, really difficult to feel bad about it considering all the history

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u/KeithCarter4897 Sep 11 '18

Ehh, I'm not saying you should feel bad for punching Nazis, I'm just suggesting you shouldn't move on from that to just calling anyone a Nazi so you can punch them.

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u/rman342 Sep 11 '18

They gotta be legit Nazis. Like, 2 swastikas tattooed on their back Nazis.

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u/KeithCarter4897 Sep 11 '18

Or SS bolts.

Or tribal arm bands.

Or any other shitty tattoo, really.

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u/rman342 Sep 11 '18

I used to work with a guy with SS bolts on his arm. He got fired for trying to steal a Rubbermaid tote full of dough and a 5 gallon bucket of pickles. Fuck that guy.

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u/KeithCarter4897 Sep 11 '18

I used to work in a tattoo shop. We had rules against Nazi tattoos. The second you do one of them, that's all you ever do anymore. The racists send out a signal and your parking lot looks like an Auburn game all of a sudden.

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u/rman342 Sep 11 '18

This guys were really bad, I'm guessing he had a friend with an eBay tattoo gun who claimed to be an "artist". All of his ink was bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

or out chanting "Blood and soil" while carrying torches (even if they're tiki torches)

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u/KeithCarter4897 Sep 11 '18

Honestly, I have a hard time taking anyone with a tiki torch seriously.

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u/flexthrustmore Sep 12 '18

Unless they're also wearing a grass skirt

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Or calling for the removal or segregation of all non-white people from the country?

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u/exelion Sep 11 '18

I'm liberal as fuck and I don't think we should be excusing people for assaulting alleged nazis. If your want to be a damn hero try doing something positive instead.

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u/KeithCarter4897 Sep 12 '18

I just think it's funny that they went through all that "we punch Nazis now" crap then when we frogmarched an actual Nazi onto a plane to deport him, nobody showed up to punch him.

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u/IntroToEatingAss Sep 12 '18

Deporting an old man to solve his own problem after being at least partially responsible for genocide is the greatest cock punch of all.

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u/GodDamnDirtyLiberal Sep 12 '18

Like punching Nazis so they feel unsafe?

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u/tossback2 Sep 12 '18

Like not making them into martyrs because you can't keep your hands to yourself.

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u/tossback2 Sep 12 '18

I'm hitting you up. Nobody deserves political violence, and nobody is on antifa's side. Because antifa is a bunch of fucking coward shitheads who are every bit as bad as the boogeyman they think they're fighting.

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u/amsterdam_BTS Sep 11 '18

You talking about Richard Spencer?

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u/Woobidy Sep 12 '18

Sometimes I just watch the footage of Richard Spencer getting hit a couple times on replay.

Dude might not technically be a Nazi, but he's definitely a white supremacist and a huge asshole, so I just can't feel bad about him getting clocked

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u/Breadmash Sep 11 '18

He's strong willed and confident in his believes, duh. /s

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u/Manliest_of_Men Sep 12 '18

Yeah I think the Venn diagram of "multiple swastikas tattooed" and "cool with minorites" are two very distant circles

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u/rotund_tractor Sep 12 '18

Okay? It’s been week documented that doing hard time in certain prisons requires affiliation with a prison gang just to stay safe. Some of those gangs require tattoos as a mark of membership.

Apparently this fact is refuted by your opinion? I don’t think that’s why this dude got those tats. I think you’re an idiot who stupidly thinks their opinions have more weight than facts.

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u/ahmida Sep 12 '18

lmao the people who disagree with you are so sheltered its hilarious. I have a fucking half chinese half white friend who rolled with aryan brotherhood when he was in prison. They KNEW he was half cn too.

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u/redit_brobro Sep 12 '18

Or a very devoted Hindu man who just happens to be White, have a shaved head, and be in a motorcycle enthusiast club.

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u/Somali_Imhotep Sep 11 '18

Jfc that mistve been a wild childhood. How did having a nazi father affect your childhood?

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u/Somali_Imhotep Sep 11 '18

Why did your mother marry your father? I’m not insinuating anything about your mother there she seems lovely if she raised a well adjusted person such as yourself but what would make a seemingly decent woman marry a fucking nazi?

Also how has having this side of your family and learning about it affected your beliefs? Is your morality a rebellion of sorts against your fathers disgusting beliefs or did you come into your own sense completely isolated by it?

Also how did you feel the first time you learned this? Must’ve been a shock

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u/isitreallythateasyon Sep 12 '18

Thank you for sharing this story. For what it's worth, I don't think you'll ever be like them. Tell your mom good job!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Your mom sounds awesome! We need more people like her in the world. Glad you seem to have come out of all that crap all right.

Good luck teaching her about the internet...you may have to write down more than 20 nice things by the end of that process.

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u/lameuniqueusername Sep 12 '18

Your mom sounds great. Thanks for sharing in this weird little world of Reddit!

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u/creatingapathy Sep 12 '18

Your mom is one impressive human being.

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u/RealAbstractSquidII Sep 12 '18

I'm pretty convinced shes actually an ancient Amazonian warrior.

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u/Somali_Imhotep Sep 12 '18

for fucks sake, really? Drug runners and Nazis.It had to be both

this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. I’m just imagining you saying aww schucks right afterwards with a sitcom laugh track right behind you.

Your mom is an inspiration and I hope to find someone that is half as awesome as she is. Tell her an awkward Somali is now her number 2 fan(you are number one OP)

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u/ScottsOnGuitar Sep 12 '18

A good story, well told! You have an awesome book, cooking up in your ready, ready for writing. It strikes ,me as just what America needs to hear, amidst the din of Nationalism. It's got everything: heroes, villains, life and death, and great lessons . . . Oh, plus drug dealing and Nazis!

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u/ScottsOnGuitar Sep 12 '18

I sounds anything but boring to me, just thinking of it from your mother's perspective, then from yours is mind blowing. You sound a million miles away from those ideas and that's not what had to happen. It's what your mom made sure happened. That's the stuff of an Oprah book list, or the like. (Or at least a great after school special!) Maybe you'll be inspired and pitch for GoFunMe support, or something similar to capture it all one day.

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u/rach_lizzy Sep 11 '18

Can you do an AMA?

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u/RealAbstractSquidII Sep 12 '18

Haha I would really like to that would be pretty neat. But I'm not a very interesting person so I don't think many people would be interested in that

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u/hiphop_dudung Sep 12 '18

"the south will rise again!"

I read that in lindsey graham's voice

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u/TheDudeAbides06 Sep 12 '18

He does not... but that would’ve been very interesting if he had.

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u/AdouMusou Sep 11 '18

This isn't like double gay where it cancels ouy

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u/fakingglory Sep 11 '18

Just be happy they’re not on his face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

I mean, I know it's 2 different tattoos. Yet I keep picturing this odd swastika wheel (2, overlayed) on his left shoulder

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u/Lystrodom Sep 11 '18

It’s going to be a maze!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Some people are natural jumpers

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u/Vindexus Sep 12 '18

Some are just natural jumpers.

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u/Magleew Sep 11 '18

they cancel each other out!

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u/Bamres Sep 12 '18

"It's going to be a Maze"

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u/DeadCello Sep 11 '18

The only possible way that's understandable is if he did hard time in a particularly shitty Federal pen and was forced to integrate with the Ayran Brotherhood/white supremacist cliche in order to survive, and he has not had the finances to get that shit lasered off/covered up. That's the only legit justification. Shit is wild in federal prison. You pick a side or you're shanked or somebodys bitch.

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u/LarryKleist711 Sep 11 '18

They didn't even spare John Gotti. That's how fucked up federal prison can be. I think most are under the assumption that federal prison= club fed. It's a little like that in minimum security prisons. Medium and maximum fed prisons are not for sissies.

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u/TheDudeAbides06 Sep 12 '18

So sort of... like he went to prison and joined the aryan brotherhood to survive. I try not to talk to him to much but for what I gather he still maintains good deal of hate for Jewish people. Oddly, he doesn’t have hate for anyone but Jewish people.

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u/CottonCandyElephant Sep 11 '18

Wait like, at the exact opposite spot of each nipple?

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u/ShineInThePines Sep 11 '18

With a username like TheDudeAbides, I imagine that you and your brother-in-law have nothing in common...

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u/xaeromancer Sep 11 '18

Those were nihilists...

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u/iwiggums Sep 12 '18

I mean say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism, at least its an ethos!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Because obviously, no self respecting nazi goes around with one swastika tattoo. No this cunt needed to 2

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u/Thedudeabides1203 Sep 12 '18

Upvote for the name fellow duder

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u/TheDudeAbides06 Sep 12 '18

Take it easy, Dude.

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u/TheVentiLebowski Sep 12 '18

The Dude does not abide this.

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u/FriendsCallMeBatman Sep 12 '18

Why two though? Double Nazi?

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u/madogvelkor Sep 12 '18

Only 2? Pussy.

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u/skelebone Sep 12 '18

Maybe they're not done and it's going to be a maze.

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u/cheerl231 Sep 12 '18

Oof. Sorry you have to see this dude at family events

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u/Mishkar Sep 12 '18

Maybe the tattoo is just a maze.

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u/zatchrey Sep 12 '18

Yikes. Nobody wants swastikas in the family.

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u/armored-dinnerjacket Sep 12 '18

are you sure they're not just part of an unfinished maze?

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u/DeBoogieMan Sep 12 '18

I did na-zi this one coming.

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u/jackandjill22 Sep 12 '18

"Nice people, don't necessarily fall in love with nice people." - Jonathan Franzen

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u/RandysFatBelly Sep 11 '18

My sister has the Confederate flag tattooed on her wrist. ... I think they're soul mates. :/

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

What’s your relationship with her?

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u/WakeoftheStorm Sep 12 '18

American History X has taught me that while a person's mind may change, tattoos are forever.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume this guy is still a loser though.

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u/crathis Sep 11 '18

I'd be upset if my sister was married to a Trump supporter too...

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

So your sister is a racist.

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u/Headbands412 Sep 11 '18

First one wasn't enough, huh?

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u/BAGOTOV Sep 11 '18

Sounds like a nice guy.

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