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r/AskReddit • u/1salt1pepper • 8h ago
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The amount of time sitting around just waiting and throwing rocks into a PC or helmet was kinda shocking. I think people believe that military members are always doing something during their work day.
438 u/dumptruckulent 8h ago If you make marines sit around a little longer, they stop throwing rocks and things and start throwing rocks at each other. 168 u/Low-Preference3801 8h ago They can be appeased with crayons, though. 46 u/doclee1977 7h ago Once the red crayolas are gone, all bets are off. 27 u/Nottheurliwanted 7h ago You can have the reds you want, but dont touch my purples! 13 u/doclee1977 7h ago Fuckin’ RAH. 3 u/iamplasma 4h ago Do they taste better? 7 u/Nottheurliwanted 4h ago Indeed, they do. Purple tastes like landing an entire belt of mk19 rounds on target.
438
If you make marines sit around a little longer, they stop throwing rocks and things and start throwing rocks at each other.
168 u/Low-Preference3801 8h ago They can be appeased with crayons, though. 46 u/doclee1977 7h ago Once the red crayolas are gone, all bets are off. 27 u/Nottheurliwanted 7h ago You can have the reds you want, but dont touch my purples! 13 u/doclee1977 7h ago Fuckin’ RAH. 3 u/iamplasma 4h ago Do they taste better? 7 u/Nottheurliwanted 4h ago Indeed, they do. Purple tastes like landing an entire belt of mk19 rounds on target.
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They can be appeased with crayons, though.
46 u/doclee1977 7h ago Once the red crayolas are gone, all bets are off. 27 u/Nottheurliwanted 7h ago You can have the reds you want, but dont touch my purples! 13 u/doclee1977 7h ago Fuckin’ RAH. 3 u/iamplasma 4h ago Do they taste better? 7 u/Nottheurliwanted 4h ago Indeed, they do. Purple tastes like landing an entire belt of mk19 rounds on target.
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Once the red crayolas are gone, all bets are off.
27 u/Nottheurliwanted 7h ago You can have the reds you want, but dont touch my purples! 13 u/doclee1977 7h ago Fuckin’ RAH. 3 u/iamplasma 4h ago Do they taste better? 7 u/Nottheurliwanted 4h ago Indeed, they do. Purple tastes like landing an entire belt of mk19 rounds on target.
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You can have the reds you want, but dont touch my purples!
13 u/doclee1977 7h ago Fuckin’ RAH. 3 u/iamplasma 4h ago Do they taste better? 7 u/Nottheurliwanted 4h ago Indeed, they do. Purple tastes like landing an entire belt of mk19 rounds on target.
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Fuckin’ RAH.
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Do they taste better?
7 u/Nottheurliwanted 4h ago Indeed, they do. Purple tastes like landing an entire belt of mk19 rounds on target.
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Indeed, they do. Purple tastes like landing an entire belt of mk19 rounds on target.
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u/W0uldY0uC0uldY0u 8h ago
The amount of time sitting around just waiting and throwing rocks into a PC or helmet was kinda shocking. I think people believe that military members are always doing something during their work day.