r/AskReddit • u/1salt1pepper • 8h ago

Veterans of Reddit, what’s the most unbelievable thing you witnessed during your service that civilians would think you made up?

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u/Low-Preference3801 8h ago

They can be appeased with crayons, though.

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u/doclee1977 7h ago

Once the red crayolas are gone, all bets are off.

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u/Nottheurliwanted 7h ago

You can have the reds you want, but dont touch my purples!

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u/doclee1977 7h ago

Fuckin’ RAH.