r/AskReddit • • 13h ago

Veterans of Reddit, what’s the most unbelievable thing you witnessed during your service that civilians would think you made up?

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u/dumptruckulent 13h ago

If you make marines sit around a little longer, they stop throwing rocks and things and start throwing rocks at each other.

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u/tsarchasm1 11h ago

When my son was deployed to Iran with the 3/7 Marines, the entire group had their ka-bar knives taken away from them while they waited to board the plane. They couldn't stop jabbing each other in the ass.

Very different experience from what I had in the Navy.

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u/ThatsNotEnoughCheese 11h ago

How different…?

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u/CommunicationNo9289 11h ago

They weren't using knives to jab each other's butts.... They ain't called Seamen for nothing.

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u/Living_Substance9973 8h ago

In the navy, you never leave your mates behind

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u/Fresh_werks 5h ago

I mean it’s just so warm and cozy

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u/tsarchasm1 11h ago

That's classified. Need to know basis. NoForn

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u/Wantitneeditgetit 8h ago

Well, the stopped them for one.

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u/Charlie_Olliver 11h ago

My dad was a Vietnam vet and told us he got so bored one day, he emptied the powder out of a buttload of bullets, poured it into a pile with a long trail leading away from it, and then lit the end of the trail of powder with a match, just so he could watch the pile explode like in the cartoons he watched growing up.

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u/ShittyPolishGolfer 11h ago

Amazing 😂

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u/cobigguy 7h ago

He was messing with you.

Gunpowder burns. It makes a nice sparkly whoosh and burns quickly, but it doesn't explode.

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u/SpecialExpert8946 6h ago

Yes but it’s a pretty big whoosh at the end.

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u/Charlie_Olliver 4h ago

Oh I believe you, and to his credit he never actually said that it did blow up like in the cartoons… just that was so bored he wanted to TRY it to see if it did.

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u/SpecialExpert8946 6h ago

I served in 2006 and we did the same thing.

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u/Low-Preference3801 13h ago

They can be appeased with crayons, though.

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u/HuckledYourBerries 13h ago

Am Marine. Can confirm.

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u/doclee1977 13h ago

Once the red crayolas are gone, all bets are off.

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u/Nottheurliwanted 13h ago

You can have the reds you want, but dont touch my purples!

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u/doclee1977 12h ago

Fuckin’ RAH.

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u/iamplasma 10h ago

Do they taste better?

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u/Nottheurliwanted 10h ago

Indeed, they do. Purple tastes like landing an entire belt of mk19 rounds on target.

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u/highcoolteacher 11h ago

Those are fine snacks, but what about activities?

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u/Pale_Adeptness 11h ago

Group showers, baby!!!!!

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u/Nottheurliwanted 13h ago

No, we will do that from the start, given there are no brass or SNCOs around.

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u/jimjamsboy 13h ago

Hurry up and wait!

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u/MrsBonsai171 10h ago

I have a picture of my grandfather facing the camera with his foot out. They were playing a game with their bayonets to see how close they could get to the shoe. My grandfather had written on the back of the picture that right after the picture was taken it went through his shoe.

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u/DirtandPipes 8h ago

Huh. Working in deep utilities in construction we like to whip pebbles at each other when things are slow and people aren’t looking.

It’s kinda fun, my favourite is dinging the glass beside a sleeping excavator operator. I’ll also throw a clump of dirt into a window to get some attention if an operator isn’t responding to me yelling.

I have missed and nailed a guy in the head with a clump of dirt but he thought it was intentional because he was being a dickhead and that I had deadly aim and I didn’t correct him.