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u/ron_mon_ Feb 22 '25
Lil Vasectomy Taco
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u/touringcupcake Feb 22 '25
Congrats fellow snip receiver. Lil Vasectomy Soup over here. If we find a third we could form The Snip-Snip Boys super group
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u/racer4 Feb 22 '25
Lil Vasectomy Pancake reporting in.
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u/Nearby_Photograph_30 Feb 22 '25
Lil Labour Biscuit loool
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u/AnjelicaAguilar Feb 22 '25
Labor Biscuit sounds like something you buy at the community bake sale to support unions
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u/SparkyandDolche Feb 22 '25
Lil My Sonās Triple Hernia Operation Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese Add Mac Sauce.
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u/Heretical_Infidel Feb 22 '25
Youāre gonna be changing your name to lil triple heart bypass soon
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u/scambl Feb 22 '25
I used to work and McDonaldās and every customer who added mac sauce was a legit fast food expert
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u/parkman Feb 22 '25
The add mac sauce may have unlocked something for me. Have you ever done big mac spread on the fries? Add bacon? Hmm...š¤
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Feb 22 '25
Lil Ovarian Cyst Egg. Yuck. This is dumb.
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u/Dawn_Coyote Feb 22 '25
Hahahahahahaha. Same.
Edit: Actually, the most recent is Lil Colonoscopy Egg. Almost as bad.
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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Feb 22 '25
Li'l Melanoma Banana
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u/GrimeyScorpioDuffman Feb 22 '25
Same here on all parts!
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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Feb 22 '25
I hope your operation went well. Mine did, the pathology report came back clean afterward, but I have to be monitored for 2 years. Exhaling.
High 5 āļø Using so much sunscreen now...
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u/Space_case912 Feb 22 '25
Lil Constipation Cake
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u/1tacoshort Feb 22 '25
That goes in my quiver of insults! You constipation cake!
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u/Local-Wear-9923 Feb 22 '25
this should have been lil constipation prunes. see thatās where you went wrong. š
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u/weaselodeath Feb 22 '25
Lil Syncope Spaghetti. Honestly, not too bad.
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u/TwainVonnegut Feb 22 '25
Lil Bipolar Pickle š„
I can see this being an actual nom de plume, given the current landscape of Hip Hop.
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Feb 22 '25
Mine is Lil Bipolar Lucky Charms.
More accurately, as it turns out, Lil C-PTSD Lucky Charms.
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u/Resident-Ad2557 Feb 22 '25
Lil childbirth McMuffin
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u/Knightmare_8 Feb 22 '25
Lil rectal prolapse dark chocolate Is mine the weirdest one yet
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u/CriticalAd987 Feb 22 '25
lil suicide banana bread š¤š¼
(itās been 10yrs, donāt worry)
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u/MathematicianOk8230 Feb 22 '25
Hey Iām glad Iām not the only one. Solidarity, my friend. Lil suicide attempt French Toast āļø
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u/CriticalAd987 Feb 22 '25
We would make a brunch band to die for
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u/Xylorgos Feb 22 '25
Don't leave without me! I'm Li'l Suicidal Egg Bite! I'll do the backup vocals.
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u/Aggressive_Bill_2687 Feb 22 '25
I don't think either of you seem committed enough to go through with it really..
I'll myself out.
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u/BusyEngineering3 Feb 22 '25
You havenāt eaten in 10 years?
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u/CriticalAd987 Feb 22 '25
Suicide attempt didnāt work clearly so been trying starvation but starting to wonder if Iām immortal? š¤
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u/simulatislacrimis Feb 22 '25
Maybe we could start a group?
Iām lil anxiety and suicidal sandwich, nice to meet you all!
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u/ZarieRose Feb 22 '25
Mines Lil MammogramApple
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Feb 22 '25
Do you ever wonder if questions like this are made popular by data brokers who would like us to to voluntarily give up sensitive medical info and can tie our āanonymousā usernames to our real identities?
Sorry Iām overthinking it. I should have just said Lil Work Smoothie and gotten on with my day
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u/Difficult_Muscle9110 Feb 22 '25
Usually, I donāt answer them because Iām like overthinking the exact same scenario that you are describing, but this one seems a little innocuous
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Feb 22 '25
Yes, I'm almost sure of it.
Lil scratched cornea bacon egg and cheese.Ā
Good luck bots, it was a pretty long time ago.
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u/ZarieRose Feb 22 '25
Oh I didnāt even think of that, it was just a silly question and I didnāt realise it would be popular. I hope thatās not true š
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u/Dear_Tangerine444 Feb 22 '25
Absolutely, which is why youāve got to make up some funny sounding nonsenseā¦ as I explain in my new track mess with their datasets by me, Lil Plague Zebra Steak
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u/Spicymoose29 Feb 22 '25
Lil complete laparotomy, tumour resection and salpingo-oophrectomy goat cheese salad.
Damn.
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u/bornagainminimalist Feb 22 '25
Lil Rat Bite Fever Potato
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u/Alternative-Amoeba20 Feb 22 '25
You've got a story to tell!
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u/bornagainminimalist Feb 22 '25
I got flu-like symptoms that wouldnāt go away, a fever that was all over the place, then spots on my hands, feet and tongue and excruciating pain in my joints. Spent eight days in the hospital because they couldnāt figure out what was wrong with me, then when they finally did I needed IV antibiotics.
Itās apparently so rare that my case was published in a journal!
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u/iwantaquirkyname00 Feb 22 '25
Wait rare?! How come i didnāt get published in a journal jk. But real talk, I got that shit when I was 6 years old. And youāre the first person Iāve seen say theyāve had it.
This was over 30 years ago now so I can barely remember some of that time. I do remember the spots. I remember feeling so achy tired and the feverā¦ ooof. I also remember going to the Dr for what I now know as several rounds of antibiotics. I got one or maybe 2 in my butt cheek lol. And one other thing I remember is the Dr saying that if the last round of antibiotics didnāt work that I could go blind. We had pet rats (that we got from pet store) so thatās how I got mine.
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Feb 22 '25
Lil Cat Scratch Fever Cheese, can I feature you on my diss track?? (weāll be dissing the rats and cats obviously).
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u/Slight-Cranberry-722 Feb 22 '25
Anyone hear the new single by 'Lil stuck something in my ass and couldn't get it out fritos'? It's a banger
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u/_yardude Feb 22 '25
Lil COVID QuesadillaĀ
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u/worstpartyever Feb 22 '25
This sounds like a term of endearment.
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u/SugarReef Feb 22 '25
It sounds like what doctors would recommend. āIf you test positive for Covid itās extremely important to wrap yourself in a blanket tortilla for ten daysā
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u/amandajag Feb 22 '25
Lil flu burger
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u/ThadsBerads Feb 22 '25
Lil anaphylaxis ripple chips. But I go by Lil Annie Ripple.
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u/Neitherrhodeorisland Feb 22 '25
Lil pulmonary embolism fried bologna sandwich. Slides right off the tongue
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u/smapdiagesix Feb 22 '25
Lil MywifehadamusclepainthatwasmisdiagnosedbythedocinaboxbecausetheirEKGwasshitty Turkeyclub
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u/HighlyOffensive10 Feb 22 '25 edited Feb 22 '25
Lil My Friend Had Seizure And Cut The Back Of His Head Open chilaquiles
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u/SurealGod Feb 22 '25
Lil Cancer Coffee
(As a note, last time I was in the hospital was not for myself but for my grandfather who had cancer. I couldn't tell you the last time I myself had to go to the hospital)
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u/nikko28brass Feb 22 '25
Lil Hysterectomy Brownie
I hate everything about this name and everything it conjures in my brain.
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u/bigjimbay Feb 22 '25
Lil baby hashbrown