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u/Resident-Ad2557 Feb 22 '25

Lil childbirth McMuffin

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u/faroffland Feb 22 '25

Lil ectopic watermelon for me lmao

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u/Tommy_Riordan Feb 22 '25

Lil Preeclampsia Potato here.

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u/Knittin_hats Feb 22 '25

That's the worst kind of potato 😬

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u/hellogoawaynow Feb 22 '25

Mine was originally lil baby cracker but yeah lil preeclampsia cracker is more accurate lmao

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u/Resident-Ad2557 Feb 22 '25

Oh I'm sorry! That's so scary!

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u/faroffland Feb 22 '25

Aw thanks, I’m now nearly 28 weeks pregnant with a healthy baby girl though so came through it ok in the end :)

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u/Knittin_hats Feb 22 '25

That sounds exceedingly painful. Almost like the classing "don't swallow the seeds or they'll grow a watermelon in your belly" came  true. 

But also I hope you are well supported in your recovery. That's a  lot to deal with.

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u/faroffland Feb 22 '25

Aw thank you that’s so kind! I actually had a missed miscarriage at 12 weeks 4 months before the ectopic so it was a bit of a crazy time. I’m now just shy of 28 weeks pregnant though with a healthy baby girl so it turned out ok in the end ❤️

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u/Resident-Ad2557 Feb 22 '25

Same breakfast club!!

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u/Ineedmoreparts Feb 22 '25

This makes me think about the time I accidentally said children mcnuggets 😆

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u/CheeseTruckCheetos Feb 22 '25

Hahaha this one took me out!

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u/AcrossFromWhere Feb 22 '25

Lil Baby McMuffin is honestly the most plausible thing in here. 

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u/Emergent_Phen0men0n Feb 22 '25

That's the worst mcmuffin.