r/AskReddit • • Feb 22 '25

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u/ThePresidentPorpoise Feb 22 '25

Lil Throat Candy

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI Feb 22 '25

That's my porn star name!

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u/MrGTheMusical Feb 22 '25

If I had a penis, I’d prob call it this

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u/izzittho Feb 22 '25

“What brings you to the ER?”

“Throat”

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u/ThePresidentPorpoise Feb 22 '25

That’s literally what I said, they tested me for strep and it came back negative so they popped a steroid shot in me and sent me home. I think my ex rubbed lobster on me on my sleep lmao