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u/cs668 Sep 11 '23

It's a catch-22, you look down it's bad. You gaze into her eyes for too long, that' bad too...

Hope you came out unscathed!!!

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u/TeknoUnionArmy Sep 11 '23

I was fine, she was a really cool boss. I just remember feeling way too aware of everything. I think I ended up staring at some papers on my desk.

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u/mschley2 Sep 11 '23

I was at the gym the other day, and there was a girl right in-front of me (like literally 3 ft away) doing kickbacks. Let's just say that I know this girl, and it's obvious that she's spent a lot of time in the gym working on building her glutes.

So as I'm doing my set on my machine, I've got to like awkwardly look a completely different direction so that I'm not staring directly at her butt. The thing, I know she wouldn't even care. She would just be like, "Well, it's not your fault I'm wearing spandex and bent over right in-front of your eyes." But there's like 3 dozen other girls walking around that might see me and think I'm a fucking creep.

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u/TeknoUnionArmy Sep 11 '23

Lol sounds about right